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What is the difference between Calvinism and regular Christianity?

Explain it to me please in football terms


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lettherebehouse wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:02 am What is the difference between Calvinism and regular Christianity?

Explain it to me please in football terms


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Christianity: You get to play all 4 quarters. If you play well, you get to go to the Endzone.

Calvinism: The Final score is predetermined. You don't get to participate. Your efforts don't matter. The league governing body determines which players get to go to the Endzone, arbitrarily.
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Robceltsfan wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:35 am
lettherebehouse wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:02 am What is the difference between Calvinism and regular Christianity?

Explain it to me please in football terms


:noidea:
Christianity: You get to play all 4 quarters. If you play well, you get to go to the Endzone.

Calvinism: The Final score is predetermined. You don't get to participate. Your efforts don't matter. The league governing body determines which players get to go to the Endzone, arbitrarily.

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lettherebehouse wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:02 am What is the difference between Calvinism and regular Christianity?

Explain it to me please in football terms


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Calvinism simply emphasizes the sovereignty of God.
Westminster confession of faith chapter 3 sums it up thus

1. God from all eternity did, by the most wise and holy counsel of his own will, freely and unchangeably ordain whatsoever comes to pass;a yet so as thereby neither is God the author of sin,b nor is violence offered to the will of the creatures, nor is the liberty or contingency of second causes taken away, but rather established.c
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Robceltsfan wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:35 am
lettherebehouse wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:02 am What is the difference between Calvinism and regular Christianity?

Explain it to me please in football terms


:noidea:
Christianity: You get to play all 4 quarters. If you play well, you get to go to the Endzone.

Calvinism: The Final score is predetermined. You don't get to participate. Your efforts don't matter. The league governing body determines which players get to go to the Endzone, arbitrarily.
Yeah because an infinitely all knowing and all powerful being does things arbitrarily :stephena:
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:20 pm
Robceltsfan wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:35 am
lettherebehouse wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:02 am What is the difference between Calvinism and regular Christianity?

Explain it to me please in football terms


:noidea:
Christianity: You get to play all 4 quarters. If you play well, you get to go to the Endzone.

Calvinism: The Final score is predetermined. You don't get to participate. Your efforts don't matter. The league governing body determines which players get to go to the Endzone, arbitrarily.
Yeah because an infinitely all knowing and all powerful being does things arbitrarily :stephena:
What precludes an all knowing and all powerful being from making decisions arbitrarily?
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I must be a Calvinist, because I don’t think there is anything Flavcid Dan can do to get in…
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AtiliusRegulus wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:20 pm
Robceltsfan wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:35 am
lettherebehouse wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:02 am What is the difference between Calvinism and regular Christianity?

Explain it to me please in football terms


:noidea:
Christianity: You get to play all 4 quarters. If you play well, you get to go to the Endzone.

Calvinism: The Final score is predetermined. You don't get to participate. Your efforts don't matter. The league governing body determines which players get to go to the Endzone, arbitrarily.
Yeah because an infinitely all knowing and all powerful being does things arbitrarily :stephena:
Yes…arbitrarily. At their whim.
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Robceltsfan wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 6:03 pm
AtiliusRegulus wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:20 pm
Robceltsfan wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 11:35 am

Christianity: You get to play all 4 quarters. If you play well, you get to go to the Endzone.

Calvinism: The Final score is predetermined. You don't get to participate. Your efforts don't matter. The league governing body determines which players get to go to the Endzone, arbitrarily.
Yeah because an infinitely all knowing and all powerful being does things arbitrarily :stephena:
Yes…arbitrarily. At their whim.
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rileymartin wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2024 5:06 pm I must be a Calvinist, because I don’t think there is anything Flavcid Dan can do to get in…
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