Yes, retards. The earth is only 6,000 years old

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Yes, retards. The earth is only 6,000 years old

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and once again, the Bible proves it:

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Go to bed Clevey. It's 1 am over there and you are sounding even dumber than usual.
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No… it is not. This is one of the parts of Christianity where they take a major L. Instead of evolving with modern data they double down on this dumbass 6K belief.
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They've been saying this for decades now. Ironically, the Earth isn't 6,050 years old now.....it's still 6,000. :lol:
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ElJorge wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 11:58 am No… it is not. This is one of the parts of Christianity where they take a major L. Instead of evolving with modern data they double down on this dumbass 6K belief.
6,000 years allotted to man to rule and reign, and 1,000 years to Jesus during the millennial reign mirroring the creation week/sabbath rest. He's due to come back very soon for that 1,000 year reign.
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Cleve, when I asked you which parts of the Bible were to be taken literally, this topic in your OP was one of the things I had in mind.

I personally do not think the Earth is 6000 years old. Too much science has pointed towards the Earth and our greater universe existing for far longer than that.
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Robceltsfan wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:03 pm They've been saying this for decades now. Ironically, the Earth isn't 6,050 years old now.....it's still 6,000. :lol:
it's shy of 6,000 actually. by about 7 years.
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PhutureDynasty wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:03 pm Cleve, when I asked you which parts of the Bible were to be taken literally, this topic in your OP was one of the things I had in mind.

I personally do not think the Earth is 6000 years old. Too much science has pointed towards the Earth and our greater universe existing for far longer than that.
I know, it's hard to accept. And many Christians don't accept it. But there are too many typologies in the Bible showing 6000 years + 1000 years for it to be a lie. I wish I could show you everything. Just watch Messiah2030 on youtube, it will blow your freakin mind and wake you up. Here:




Another reason for 6000 years: Jesus called for 6 jars of water to be filled with water when He performed His first miracle (water represents people in the Bible) before drawing wine from it. Then, Jesus said to give it to the master of the banquet (representing God the Father). after 6000 years, He will draw us out like wine to present to the Father.

Bro..there are so many typologies and hidden knowledge in the Bible. It is the living Word of God. In the End, the Bible literally says in Daniel that new revelations will be unsealed and new understandings will be revealed.

We are truly in those times.
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It takes millions of years for organic matter to become oil, coal, diamonds etc... but the earth is 6000 years old. Of course.
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CleveTown™ wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:11 pm I know, it's hard to accept. And many Christians don't accept it. But there are too many typologies in the Bible showing 6000 years + 1000 years for it to be a lie.
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Even secular accounts recognize that dates holds some significance
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_Vcsgrizzfan_ wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:12 pm It takes millions of years for organic matter to become oil, coal, diamonds etc... but the earth is 6000 years old. Of course.
You think God couldn't create the earth with these things embedded? There are dinosaur fossils with soft tissue still attached. https://www.history.com/news/scientists ... saur-bones
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CleveTown™ wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:11 pm
PhutureDynasty wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:03 pm Cleve, when I asked you which parts of the Bible were to be taken literally, this topic in your OP was one of the things I had in mind.

I personally do not think the Earth is 6000 years old. Too much science has pointed towards the Earth and our greater universe existing for far longer than that.
I know, it's hard to accept. And many Christians don't accept it. But there are too many typologies in the Bible showing 6000 years + 1000 years for it to be a lie. I wish I could show you everything. Just watch Messiah2030 on youtube, it will blow your freakin mind and wake you up. Here:




Another reason for 6000 years: Jesus called for 6 jars of water to be filled with water when He performed His first miracle (water represents people in the Bible) before drawing wine from it. Then, Jesus said to give it to the master of the banquet (representing God the Father). after 6000 years, He will draw us out like wine to present to the Father.

Bro..there are so many typologies and hidden knowledge in the Bible. It is the living Word of God. In the End, the Bible literally says in Daniel that new revelations will be unsealed and new understandings will be revealed.

We are truly in those times.
I will try and watch that.

While I personally doubt it will sway my opinion, I am not opposed to listening to a different viewpoint.
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PhutureDynasty wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:17 pm
While I personally doubt it will sway my opinion, I am not opposed to listening to a different viewpoint.
imo, there's no way you can walk away feeling unconvinced. I pray you follow through and watch it. :suds:
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CleveTown™ wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:18 pm
PhutureDynasty wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:17 pm
While I personally doubt it will sway my opinion, I am not opposed to listening to a different viewpoint.
imo, there's no way you can walk away feeling unconvinced.
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Nope..much older, like your wife
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Ah, more "I'm so special and unique...I and the super-elites have the REAL knowledge" episodes from our friend Daniel.

Just more psychological wreckage driven by an unfulfilled life and runaway narcissism.
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ElJorge wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:20 pm
CleveTown™ wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:18 pm
PhutureDynasty wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:17 pm
While I personally doubt it will sway my opinion, I am not opposed to listening to a different viewpoint.
imo, there's no way you can walk away feeling unconvinced.
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stop scoffing and watch it you heathen.
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:24 pm Ah, more "I'm so special and unique...I and the super-elites have the REAL knowledge" episodes from our friend Daniel.

Just more psychological wreckage driven by an unfulfilled life and runaway narcissism.
We dont claim to be the elites, rather the opposite.

"At that time Jesus declared, “I praise You, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because You have hidden these things from the wise and learned, and revealed them to little children. 26Yes, Father, for this was well-pleasing in Your sight."

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CleveTown™ wrote: Mon Aug 12, 2024 12:26 pm
We dont claim to be the elites, rather the opposite.
Of course you do. You, and a super-small number of people know the HIDDEN truth, because you are so very, very special, despite being complete mediocre in life on pretty much everything that admits of tangible, objective outputs.

Don't worry bro...you are VERY special.
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