Who’s situation would you rather be in…Arty or Flaccid Dan?

[rileymartin]

Performing manual labor in Florida, or stuck in Ching Chong land with a bunch of smelly Koreans?
As miserable as Arty is, I couldn’t imagine a worst situation than being stuck trying to track a bunch of stinky kids how to say “How are you?…I am fine”

[elartman1973]

Performing manual labor in Florida, or stuck in Ching Chong land with a bunch of smelly Koreans?
As miserable as Arty is, I couldn’t imagine a worst situation than being stuck trying to track a bunch of stinky kids how to say “How are you?…I am fine”

I dont do manual labor and I work in and outside of florida and am quite happy and the furthest from miserable imaginable

[Bush4Ever.]

Good question.

Artman's career is more impressive, but Cleve's body is less terrible.
Artman has friends, but Cleve is married with one child that is definitely his biological child.
Artman is an atheistic and political NPC. Cleve has religious schizophrenia, but is kinda based politically.
Artman has tits, but Cleve has a flaccid wiener.

The various tradeoffs require more study. Without thinking about it too much, Cleve being younger by a few handfuls of years might be the difference maker.

[elartman1973]

Good question.

Artman's career is more impressive, but Cleve's body is less terrible.
Artman has friends, but Cleve is married with one child that is definitely his biological child.
Artman is an atheistic and political NPC. Cleve has religious schizophrenia, but is kinda based politically.
Artman has tits, but Cleve has a flaccid wiener.

The various tradeoffs require more study. Without thinking about it too much, Cleve being younger by a few handfuls of years might be the difference maker.

You have zero advantages over me

[rileymartin]

Good question.

Artman's career is more impressive, but Cleve's body is less terrible.
Artman has friends, but Cleve is married with one child that is definitely his biological child.
Artman is an atheistic and political NPC. Cleve has religious schizophrenia, but is kinda based politically.
Artman has tits, but Cleve has a flaccid wiener.

The various tradeoffs require more study. Without thinking about it too much, Cleve being younger by a few handfuls of years might be the difference maker.

You are simply inserting yourself in their respective situations, not actually becoming them…I get that NOBODY wants to be a bloated overweight pot head, but would you rather repaint the rides at Disney, or be stuck in Korea?

[Robceltsfan]

I'd rather be dead.

[Bush4Ever.]

You are simply inserting yourself in their respective situations, not actually becoming them…I get that NOBODY wants to be a bloated overweight pot head, but would you rather repaint the rides at Disney, or be stuck in Korea?

Like 90 percent of hostile situations with women the only way to win is to not play.

[elartman1973]

Good question.

Artman's career is more impressive, but Cleve's body is less terrible.
Artman has friends, but Cleve is married with one child that is definitely his biological child.
Artman is an atheistic and political NPC. Cleve has religious schizophrenia, but is kinda based politically.
Artman has tits, but Cleve has a flaccid wiener.

The various tradeoffs require more study. Without thinking about it too much, Cleve being younger by a few handfuls of years might be the difference maker.

You are simply inserting yourself in their respective situations, not actually becoming them…I get that NOBODY wants to be a bloated overweight pot head, but would you rather repaint the rides at Disney, or be stuck in Korea?

You think that's what my job is?

Holy fucking shit

[ElJorge]

I wouldn’t want to have an autistic brain so I guess I’d choose Clevey. Even ITT you can see Autismo arguing with everyone over the same shit he has been arguing about for nearly 20 years.

“Hurrr durrr you thijk I work manual labor?? Jfc”

[CleveTown™]

I had no idea my lifestyle was that detested here. I thought I was the envy of every poster.

[thedangerouskitchen]

Why does fatso insist on trying to convince us that he's "not" a blue-collar worker when we've ALL seen numerous pictures of him working a manual labor job????

I mean, is he really that stupid that he thinks we're that stupid to believe he's not a manual laborer????

[elartman1973]

I had no idea my lifestyle was that detested here. I thought I was the envy of every poster.

You actually don't have a lifestyle.
You don't do anything. In fact you avoid doing things as much as gen z avoids learning about the past

[Shill Jackson]

Artman has tits, but Cleve has a flaccid wiener.

POTY

[_Vcsgrizzfan_]

Can I have door number 3 please Monty?

[Da Stars.]

Can I have door number 3 please Monty?

At least this old buzzard was not mentioned in the same sentence.

[CleveTown™]

Artman has tits, but Cleve has a flaccid wiener.

POTY

i dont have a falccid cock (men have cocks not "wieners"). That issue was fixed a long time ago.

[Shill Jackson]

Artman has tits, but Cleve has a flaccid wiener.

POTY

i dont have a falccid cock (men have cocks not "wieners"). That issue was fixed a long time ago.

K Weiner Dan