Bagged me a Cambodian/Vietnamese chick off the plane to Vegas … sheesh!

[Alex_Murphy]

Saw this bitch at 5 in the morning boarding my plane and thought she was cute af… but I hadn’t slept cuz I had planned to knock out on the plane. So anyways I let her go cuz I’m just not in the mind frame to walk up to a chick … get to my seat and literally start knocking out. Window seat so didn’t have to worry about bitch asses waking me up to use the restroom. Long story short 3 hour flight from Dallas to Rack City and I’m out the entire time. Wake up and we’re landing and i totally forgot about her.

As I’m getting off the plane i stop right outside the plane door to readjust my duffle bag on my shoulder and get my phone out and she begins to walk past me onto the tarmac so I remember her and how could I forget with that big ole fucking booty. Sheesh!

I catch up to her just before she about to go into the restroom… exchanged pleasantries yada yada… gimme that number yada yada… it’s her birthday yada yada… see ya later.

So anyways, I end up setting a date with her the following morning to meet for drinks in the afternoon. This asianesq 304 staying at the Excalibur and I’m staying more in the heart of the strip so I suggest we start at her casino.

We meet at the center bar and we do a few rounds.. then we Uber to my hotel for a few rounds before I don’t remember what excuse we came up with to go to my room and chill, but this is of course all after your boy sealed the deal with some lip mackin at the bar, so it doesn’t matter you know the panties were already wet.

Get to the room and we get to smashing… until we work up an appetite for some goddamn sushi.. I ain’t racist or stereotyping or nothing I was just in the mood for some goddamn sushi and so was she. So we Uber down to Chinatown (again these references are just by coincidence) hit up one of them AYCE sushi joints and we get to grubbing!

Some of the rolls we didn’t like too sour or some shit so we only ate half of them. Sure nuff, house’s uncle gotta be coming in hating like a mothafucker “you no finish! We charge you extra!” Like chill fool… we clearing out like 20 rolls why u tripping over these two. bitch ass fucking Chinese trying to start some drama over some goddamn sushi in front of my date.

Then the check comes for $75 and I give him my card and I get the return receipt for like $85 and I’m thinking these MFers done charged me for some uneaten ass sushi or they just snuck in the tip like they do in Miami on some gratuity included type shit… so I’m not tryna argue about it in front of my chick so I’m like whatever… faggot ass looking MFer comes 5 min later on some “oh so sorry we charge you wrong check, we a void please, thank you “ type shit. Goddamn fucking Chinese smh.

After all that we Uber back to the hotel to take a nap, and you guessed it some more goddamn smashing… I swear to god I couldn’t get enough of that pussy, I still got her Asian ass voice calling me daddy over and over stuck in my head. I was suppose to take her to watch the bellagio fountains from some rooftop bar across the street but after getting my balls drained and in a goddamn food coma I was lights fucking out when she left.

Damn she was on some proper head doctor shit too… thanks for reading.

[Robceltsfan]

[Alex_Murphy]

You read it. You ain’t got nothing better to do.

[lettherebehouse]

Didn’t you get married or some shit recently?

[Alex_Murphy]

Didn’t you get married or some shit recently?

Bro! You of all people here should have in the very least hit me up with a mr miyagi gif

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[elartman1973]

No he didn't

[lettherebehouse]

Didn’t you get married or some shit recently?

Bro! You of all people here should have in the very least hit me up with a mr miyagi gif

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I was under the impression you were married or engaged. No miyagi for you if that’s the case.

Any additional notch on the belt is nice, but Asian lady traveling alone in Vegas sounds pretty easy bro, especially to any single guy that doesn’t look like Madnesss. It’s like applauding a 6 year NBA vet getting a bucket in summer league.

You’ll get a Miyagi gif, but not theee miyagi gif.

[ElJorge]

Speaking of Miyagi… I was on HBO Max the other day looking at their library of flicks, and I guess Pat Morita and Jay fucking Leno made a cop movie together back in 1989 called “Collision Course”. I didn’t watch it because it looks terrible, but those two making a cop buddy action flick together sounds like some barroom trivia shit that I’d have never gotten right.

[elmerjfudd]

The original rush hour

[CleveTown™]

STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMEN.

[elartman1973]

Didn’t you get married or some shit recently?

Bro! You of all people here should have in the very least hit me up with a mr miyagi gif

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I was under the impression you were married or engaged. No miyagi for you if that’s the case.

Any additional notch on the belt is nice, but Asian lady traveling alone in Vegas sounds pretty easy bro, especially to any single guy that doesn’t look like Madnesss. It’s like applauding a 6 year NBA vet getting a bucket in summer league.

You’ll get a Miyagi gif, but not theee miyagi gif.

He lied about being engaged to that street grease whore the same way he's lying in this thread.

Somebody needs attention and is trying to brag about sex with a lady boy

Gross

[Offensive]

How big was her penis.

[lettherebehouse]

Offensive coming in off the top rope lol

[Alex_Murphy]

No he didn't

I did actually. And she’s 29.

It’s so sad how you so triggered… you could have easily won this thread by simply replying “dear diary” but you didn’t you couldn’t because you are so full of rage and jealousy it withers you.

Yeah I banged da shit out of her.. u mad? I can attract women from all over the world no problem… you on the other hand lol

She said I looked 32. I’m 40+. You’re 50 and you look like you’re 70 and dying lololol

Ouchie.

[CleveTown™]

show pic of her if you want us to believe you

[Alex_Murphy]

show pic of her if you want us to believe you

Your validation means nothing to me.

[manchild98]

Did you have to bang her with a hat on? Isn't your hair still all F'd up at this point?

[elartman1973]

Today a 39 year old brazilian woman assumed she was older than me.

Leoss owned as fuck

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Let's get a picture of them hair plugs

[Shill Jackson]

Complete fiction - ain’t no Vietnamese woman with a “big ole fucking booty”