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Subway all day any day over this shite. You hear me, Subway haters? Fuck Jersey Mikes.

Why is there cornmeal on their bread? If I wanted sand on my bread, I would’ve dragged it onto your mom’s snail trail. This is pure shit.

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Jimmy John’s is pretty solid
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When I was in college and working/scraping by, Jimmy Johns was always my big splurge meal.

I think it caused me to fall more in love with it than it probably deserved (everything is delicious when you are hungry).

Now that I'm an adult with money, more experience, etc...I tend to not think of either JJ or JM as options.

I will still endorse Potbellies though, unless they have fallen off. They were my thing in DC (at work) and Minnesota (store one mile from home). They had a certain artistry and beauty to it that JJ and JM really don't.
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Im eating a #9 right now.
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I don’t think I’ve had Jimmy John’s. But if any Subway hater want the smoke while propping up Jimmy J’s or some shit, they’ll be in my scope.

As long as they don’t leave a shit ton of cornmeal on their breads, they’re already better than Jersey Mike.
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lettherebehouse wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:40 pm I don’t think I’ve had Jimmy John’s. But if any Subway hater want the smoke while propping up Jimmy J’s or some shit, they’ll be in my scope.

As long as they don’t leave a shit ton of cornmeal on their breads, they’re already better than Jersey Mike.
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:48 pm
lettherebehouse wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 6:40 pm I don’t think I’ve had Jimmy John’s. But if any Subway hater want the smoke while propping up Jimmy J’s or some shit, they’ll be in my scope.

As long as they don’t leave a shit ton of cornmeal on their breads, they’re already better than Jersey Mike.
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fUNNY AS HELL. Houseboy blowing a gasket over a fucking sub samich.
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I find Subway absolute trash, and JJ and JM not a whole lot better.
Togos used to be way better, but has fallen off a bit.
Board & Brew sammies are pretty good.
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Da Stars. wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 7:00 pm fUNNY AS HELL. Houseboy blowing a gasket over a fucking sub samich.
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Jersey Mike makes a good cheesesteak. Subway and jimmy Johnson don't make cheesesteak
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I miss Quiznos. My AIC probably doesn't though.
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Havlicekstealsit wrote: Sun Jul 14, 2024 7:31 pm I miss Quiznos. My AIC probably doesn't though.
Quiznos did used to slap.
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Quiznos was trash.
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Never been to Jersey Mikes but I might try it. Jimmy Johns hits the spot but I went there recently and 3 sandwiches cost $40. Fuck that.
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I like all these places. Each has their place in the world.
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Say what you will about Jersey Mikes… but they always stack the meats high.

Port of subs tho is by far the worst in the game. Their bread weird af and they literally give you one thin strip of meat. I ordered this turkey roast beef and cheese from the spot they had here in the airport and it set me back $15 and sum change and this is without chips or a drink
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wtf is this a bread sangwheech? Gtfo I got robbed
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