Did you cut your PBJ straight or diagonal?
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Did you cut your PBJ straight or diagonal?
When you were a kid. Discuss in bigly detail and why?
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Don’t recall… prob diagonal as a kid but down the middle as an adult. But I’d never cut the crust off.
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Triangles are easier for eating, and more properly conform to order and discipline.
It doesn't matter much for most sandwiches, but for messier ones it matters because you can more easily start on a corner and work your way around without making a mess.
It doesn't matter much for most sandwiches, but for messier ones it matters because you can more easily start on a corner and work your way around without making a mess.
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It's weird that you say that because to this day i always cut it diagonal, and wouldn't touch a PBJ cut down the middle lolBush4Ever. wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 1:59 pm Triangles are easier for eating, and more properly conform to order and discipline.
It doesn't matter much for most sandwiches, but for messier ones it matters because you can more easily start on a corner and work your way around without making a mess.
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Re: Did you cut your PBJ straight or diagonal?
Straight, isn't that how heterosexuals eat their PBJ?
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Diagonal lightning bolt pattern
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I’ve always cut all my sandwiches straight. Never once cut it diagonal.
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I don't cut it at all.
One bite or bust, IMHO.
One bite or bust, IMHO.
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No cut. Straight manhandled them sumssabitches like a savage. Plus i believe I was too lazy to clean the knife afterward so what am I cutting shit for?
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But if it’s PB&J wouldn’t the knife get dirty from spreading the PB&J?lettherebehouse wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 4:00 pm No cut. Straight manhandled them sumssabitches like a savage. Plus i believe I was too lazy to clean the knife afterward so what am I cutting shit for?
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Re: Did you cut your PBJ straight or diagonal?
Honestly… if I remember correctly… I cut them into 4 even squares.
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Neither. Sandwich cutting is for women. I’m raw dogging that bitch whole
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Some of you are straight cavemen.
Not cutting your sandwich is like going back three or four levels in evolution.
Not cutting your sandwich is like going back three or four levels in evolution.
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You sound like someone that eats a burger with a knife and fork.Bush4Ever. wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 4:25 pm Some of you are straight cavemen.
Not cutting your sandwich is like going back three or four levels in evolution.
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Efficiency is important in all aspects of life.Bush4Ever. wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 4:25 pm Some of you are straight cavemen.
Not cutting your sandwich is like going back three or four levels in evolution.
After I one bite the uncut PB&J, I have more time elsewhere.
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Gordon Ramsay is a bit faggy who is known for his emotional outbursts that are equivalent to a woman on her period.Bush4Ever. wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 4:37 pmSo does Gordon Ramsay.
Elevate your mindset and achieve greatness.
Edit: Sorry, let me translate that to your language: Ooga booga ooga booga! boooooga oooggaaa!
Is that your “gotcha”?
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Re: Did you cut your PBJ straight or diagonal?
Never had one. PBJ is for poor people.
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Do you toast your bread?
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Nope. Butterknife for spread. Cutting knife for cutting. There’s no way I’m washing 2 knives for one sandwich.ElJorge wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 4:03 pmBut if it’s PB&J wouldn’t the knife get dirty from spreading the PB&J?lettherebehouse wrote: ↑Tue Jun 25, 2024 4:00 pm No cut. Straight manhandled them sumssabitches like a savage. Plus i believe I was too lazy to clean the knife afterward so what am I cutting shit for?