Cat haters get their microscopic peens bent back 90 degrees - banderas

[wailuaFC]

Are you saying this information is being suppressed or is there somewhere I can read more about this online? Specifically the part where it makes you love your cat.

Sure, here’s a super short Ted talk about it
https://news.emory.edu/stories/2016/07/ ... ampus.html

Thanks. Super interesting. This explains the behavior of at least a couple of people in my life.

The paper I posted goes into much more depth, but toxo makes animals more attracted to the smell of cats which makes them easier prey. They are a top tier hunter because of this, which is why I firmly believe all domestic cats should be indoor cats for the sake of native/endangered species.

[kobeunderbite]

Cats are bigger vectors for disease than rats, the 3rd biggest cause of extinctions among animals other than humans and mosquitos, and carry a toxin that’s designed to make animals drawn to them (which is why crazy cat people exist and why they are incredible hunters). Anyone who owns a cat has been exposed to toxoplasmosis, which is why you love your cat. If you have an outdoor cat, you’re an irresponsible pet owner and human. I did research for the American Veterinarians Medical Association and was required to carry a card of all the diseases I might have contracted from cats if I had to be hospitalized and it was the front and back of a normal business card in like size 6 font, I’d guess 60+ in total

quick google search debunks most of that. Its not a given that you get toxoplasmosis, and it usually has 0 symptoms.

People like cats because they are objectively cool animals. Wild cats are apex predators with incredible athletic abilities. Pet cats are the same but shrunken, friendly and cute. They have insane reflexes, jumping ability, coordination, retractable claws, night vision, and usually an aloof, confident demeanor. That demeanor makes their bond to you more meaningful than dogs, who are just wired to mindlessly and annoyingly love everyone they meet to the point of being needy and obnoxious.

Cats also clean themselves daily, dont need walks, eat less food, and can be potty trained in an hour with no effort. Just lock them in a room with a catbox for an hour and they are potty trained for life, even if you move the cat box elsewhere.

This is pure bullshit. Cats lay around most of the day doing nothing and the things they rarely do are not interesting. And your outdoor cats have 100% loaded you up with this disgusting toxin.

[kobeunderbite]

Sure, here’s a super short Ted talk about it
https://news.emory.edu/stories/2016/07/ ... ampus.html

Thanks. Super interesting. This explains the behavior of at least a couple of people in my life.

The paper I posted goes into much more depth, but toxo makes animals more attracted to the smell of cats which makes them easier prey. They are a top tier hunter because of this, which is why I firmly believe all domestic cats should be indoor cats for the sake of native/endangered species.

Madness' cats are outdoor. I believe he has talked about them bringing dead rats and birds into his home and leaving them in his bed on his pillow. Again it explains a lot because the affection people otherwise have for their cats doesn't generally make sense on a rational or emotional level.

[Uncontroversial]

Thanks. Super interesting. This explains the behavior of at least a couple of people in my life.

The paper I posted goes into much more depth, but toxo makes animals more attracted to the smell of cats which makes them easier prey. They are a top tier hunter because of this, which is why I firmly believe all domestic cats should be indoor cats for the sake of native/endangered species.

Madness' cats are outdoor. I believe he has talked about them bringing dead rats and birds into his home and leaving them in his bed on his pillow. Again it explains a lot because the affection people otherwise have for their cats doesn't generally make sense on a rational or emotional level.

Peoples' love of dogs is way more irrational. They require almost as much care and attention as a human baby. You feel guilt if you ignore them as they stare at you and walk in place waiting for pets, treats, etc. A dog will 100% also eat you if left alone with your corpse. Any animal and some humans would do the same, its a survival instinct. Read about the Donner Party

and yes, my cat was an outdoor killing machine. It was cool.

Birds have the advantage of flight, and my cat would still kill them in droves and line them up on my doorstep like cartel victims. Then snuggle on my lap. Would never bite or attack me, even when roughhousing.

[kobeunderbite]

The paper I posted goes into much more depth, but toxo makes animals more attracted to the smell of cats which makes them easier prey. They are a top tier hunter because of this, which is why I firmly believe all domestic cats should be indoor cats for the sake of native/endangered species.

Madness' cats are outdoor. I believe he has talked about them bringing dead rats and birds into his home and leaving them in his bed on his pillow. Again it explains a lot because the affection people otherwise have for their cats doesn't generally make sense on a rational or emotional level.

Peoples' love of dogs is way more irrational. They require almost as much care and attention as a human baby. You feel guilt if you ignore them as they stare at you and walk in place waiting for pets, treats, etc. A dog will 100% also eat you if left alone with your corpse. Any animal and some humans would do the same, its a survival instinct. Read about the Donner Party

It depends entirely on the breed, and human love of dogs is rational because it's reciprocal, dogs like people, and you can play with dogs. You're not in position to speak on this objectively because your brain has cat parasites.

[wailuaFC]

Thanks. Super interesting. This explains the behavior of at least a couple of people in my life.

The paper I posted goes into much more depth, but toxo makes animals more attracted to the smell of cats which makes them easier prey. They are a top tier hunter because of this, which is why I firmly believe all domestic cats should be indoor cats for the sake of native/endangered species.

Madness' cats are outdoor. I believe he has talked about them bringing dead rats and birds into his home and leaving them in his bed on his pillow. Again it explains a lot because the affection people otherwise have for their cats doesn't generally make sense on a rational or emotional level.

That behavior shows why they are so detrimental to the environment, even if you ignore all the diseases they carry. Cats kill but don’t eat their prey, so all those nutrients aren’t in the normal food chain anymore. We have created a high level predator that kills and leaves nothing for the other animals, only to be fed kibble at the end of the day.

[kobeunderbite]

The paper I posted goes into much more depth, but toxo makes animals more attracted to the smell of cats which makes them easier prey. They are a top tier hunter because of this, which is why I firmly believe all domestic cats should be indoor cats for the sake of native/endangered species.

Madness' cats are outdoor. I believe he has talked about them bringing dead rats and birds into his home and leaving them in his bed on his pillow. Again it explains a lot because the affection people otherwise have for their cats doesn't generally make sense on a rational or emotional level.

That behavior shows why they are so detrimental to the environment, even if you ignore all the diseases they carry. Cats kill but don’t eat their prey, so all those nutrients aren’t in the normal food chain anymore. We have created a high level predator that kills and leaves nothing for the other animals, only to be fed kibble at the end of the day.

If it were up to me they would be mostly snuffed out along with pit bulls.

[lettherebehouse]

Cats are bigger vectors for disease than rats, the 3rd biggest cause of extinctions among animals other than humans and mosquitos, and carry a toxin that’s designed to make animals drawn to them (which is why crazy cat people exist and why they are incredible hunters). Anyone who owns a cat has been exposed to toxoplasmosis, which is why you love your cat. If you have an outdoor cat, you’re an irresponsible pet owner and human. I did research for the American Veterinarians Medical Association and was required to carry a card of all the diseases I might have contracted from cats if I had to be hospitalized and it was the front and back of a normal business card in like size 6 font, I’d guess 60+ in total

quick google search debunks most of that. Its not a given that you get toxoplasmosis, and it usually has 0 symptoms.

People like cats because they are objectively cool animals. Wild cats are apex predators with incredible athletic abilities. Pet cats are the same but shrunken, friendly and cute. They have insane reflexes, jumping ability, coordination, retractable claws, night vision, and usually an aloof, confident demeanor. That demeanor makes their bond to you more meaningful than dogs, who are just wired to mindlessly and annoyingly love everyone they meet to the point of being needy and obnoxious.

Cats also clean themselves daily, dont need walks, eat less food, and can be potty trained in an hour with no effort. Just lock them in a room with a catbox for an hour and they are potty trained for life, even if you move the cat box elsewhere.

This is pure bullshit. Cats lay around most of the day doing nothing and the things they rarely do are not interesting. And your outdoor cats have 100% loaded you up with this disgusting toxin.

That’s the beauty of cats. They’re chill af to the point you almost forget they’re there. Then when you need some pet time, just a quick little noise with the mouth and eye contact then BAM! It’s fuckin on after that. She comes running to me to get petted and she does her cool stretches and purrs just because she’s chillin with you. Does her paw biscuits and the bonding session swings into full gear. They’re awesome.

[wailuaFC]

quick google search debunks most of that. Its not a given that you get toxoplasmosis, and it usually has 0 symptoms.

People like cats because they are objectively cool animals. Wild cats are apex predators with incredible athletic abilities. Pet cats are the same but shrunken, friendly and cute. They have insane reflexes, jumping ability, coordination, retractable claws, night vision, and usually an aloof, confident demeanor. That demeanor makes their bond to you more meaningful than dogs, who are just wired to mindlessly and annoyingly love everyone they meet to the point of being needy and obnoxious.

Cats also clean themselves daily, dont need walks, eat less food, and can be potty trained in an hour with no effort. Just lock them in a room with a catbox for an hour and they are potty trained for life, even if you move the cat box elsewhere.

This is pure bullshit. Cats lay around most of the day doing nothing and the things they rarely do are not interesting. And your outdoor cats have 100% loaded you up with this disgusting toxin.

That’s the beauty of cats. They’re chill af to the point you almost forget they’re there. Then when you need some pet time, just a quick little noise with the mouth and eye contact then BAM! It’s fuckin on after that. She comes running to me to get petted and she does her cool stretches and purrs just because she’s chillin with you. Does her paw biscuits and the bonding session swings into full gear. They’re awesome.

That’s all possible with an indoor cat, no need to let it be a menace to the environment. If you want to take on the risks of having a cat, that’s on you, don’t make it everyone else’s decision

[Uncontroversial]

cats have long been internet stars, going viral with their cuteness to viewers who do not have that toxin

3 million views in a year for routine cat behavior:

[lettherebehouse]

This is pure bullshit. Cats lay around most of the day doing nothing and the things they rarely do are not interesting. And your outdoor cats have 100% loaded you up with this disgusting toxin.

That’s the beauty of cats. They’re chill af to the point you almost forget they’re there. Then when you need some pet time, just a quick little noise with the mouth and eye contact then BAM! It’s fuckin on after that. She comes running to me to get petted and she does her cool stretches and purrs just because she’s chillin with you. Does her paw biscuits and the bonding session swings into full gear. They’re awesome.

That’s all possible with an indoor cat, no need to let it be a menace to the environment. If you want to take on the risks of having a cat, that’s on you, don’t make it everyone else’s decision

My cat is strictly an indoor cat

[wailuaFC]

cats have long been internet stars, going viral with their cuteness to viewers who do not have that toxin

3 million views in a year for routine cat behavior:

Probably has toxo. Cats scratch and bite as a part of their normal behavior, that’s how toxo spreads. They’ve essentially brainwashed their owners to love them

[lettherebehouse]

When something is cool or cute, notice how they say “ohhhh isn’t she adorable, she is the cat’s meow”. They never see something awesome and say “awww that’s the dog’s bark”.

Fkn zOWNED!

[wailuaFC]

That’s the beauty of cats. They’re chill af to the point you almost forget they’re there. Then when you need some pet time, just a quick little noise with the mouth and eye contact then BAM! It’s fuckin on after that. She comes running to me to get petted and she does her cool stretches and purrs just because she’s chillin with you. Does her paw biscuits and the bonding session swings into full gear. They’re awesome.

That’s all possible with an indoor cat, no need to let it be a menace to the environment. If you want to take on the risks of having a cat, that’s on you, don’t make it everyone else’s decision

My cat is strictly an indoor cat

You’re a responsible owner and I give you props. Indoor cats are fine, letting cats roam is where it causes problems. I have three dogs, and there’s no way I’d let any of them go into someone’s else’s yard, cats should be treated similarly.

[Uncontroversial]

cats have long been internet stars, going viral with their cuteness to viewers who do not have that toxin

3 million views in a year for routine cat behavior:

Probably has toxo. Cats scratch and bite as a part of their normal behavior, that’s how toxo spreads. They’ve essentially brainwashed their owners to love them

the toxo spread through the internet to millions of youtube viewers?

[lettherebehouse]

That’s all possible with an indoor cat, no need to let it be a menace to the environment. If you want to take on the risks of having a cat, that’s on you, don’t make it everyone else’s decision

My cat is strictly an indoor cat

You’re a responsible owner and I give you props. Indoor cats are fine, letting cats roam is where it causes problems. I have three dogs, and there’s no way I’d let any of them go into someone’s else’s yard, cats should be treated similarly.

It’s not by my choice. She’s just a pussy and now just prefers to stay inside. I couldn’t care less about the environment or whatever toxins you’re speaking of that manipulates me to like them.

What i do care about though, is that cats are mathematically cuter than any other pet as mentioned in the OP. Any point made separate from that, is only deflection.This cannot be argued against.

[wailuaFC]

cats have long been internet stars, going viral with their cuteness to viewers who do not have that toxin

3 million views in a year for routine cat behavior:

Probably has toxo. Cats scratch and bite as a part of their normal behavior, that’s how toxo spreads. They’ve essentially brainwashed their owners to love them

the toxo spread through the internet to millions of youtube viewers?

No it’s spread through their cats who bite and scratch at them, which makes them love cat piss and love getting bit and scratched by cats. You’re literally nothing to your cat other than a mechanism to get food and be pet. You’re being used by a parasite and can’t see it because that’s what toxo does

[Uncontroversial]

Probably has toxo. Cats scratch and bite as a part of their normal behavior, that’s how toxo spreads. They’ve essentially brainwashed their owners to love them

the toxo spread through the internet to millions of youtube viewers?

No it’s spread through their cats who bite and scratch at them, which makes them love cat piss and love getting bit and scratched by cats. You’re literally nothing to your cat other than a mechanism to get food and be pet. You’re being used by a parasite and can’t see it because that’s what toxo does

one could make the same argument about dogs. Theyre nice to you because you feed them. Its untrue. Cats' personalities and friendliness vary, but most cat's bond with their owner. Mine would welcome me home every time i came home, despite having 24/7 food access. I dont think he comprehended that i was the one filling the food dispenser. He'd follow me around much of the time, waiting for me to sit, so he could jump on my lap for pets. Being pet is not necessary for a cats survival, its a companionship thing. Purring as well. A display of comfort and contentedness. Also the dead birds at the doorstep were gifts from him to me.

[wailuaFC]

the toxo spread through the internet to millions of youtube viewers?

No it’s spread through their cats who bite and scratch at them, which makes them love cat piss and love getting bit and scratched by cats. You’re literally nothing to your cat other than a mechanism to get food and be pet. You’re being used by a parasite and can’t see it because that’s what toxo does

one could make the same argument about dogs. Theyre nice to you because you feed them. Its untrue. Cats' personalities and friendliness vary, but most cat's bond with their owner. Mine would welcome me home every time i came home, despite having 24/7 food access. I dont think he comprehended that i was the one filling the food dispenser. He'd follow me around much of the time, waiting for me to sit, so he could jump on my lap for pets. Being pet is not necessary for a cats survival, its a companionship thing. Purring as well. A display of comfort and contentedness. Also the dead birds at the doorstep were gifts from him to me.

You could make that argument, but you’d be wrong. Dogs don’t carry toxo. People love dogs because dogs want to please their owners so there’s a mutual respect. People love cats because of parasite introduced to them by cats. That’s scientifically proven. Your cat gives you bodies of things they haven’t even eaten, they are wasteful (not apex), killing other species for no reason other than sport, and making you clean up after them. Seems like a shit pet

[Titan18]

When I met my wife her parents had 6 cats. Always hated going over there because the place was disgusting from them. They were always cat people, she told me at one point they had 10. I was pretty firm that I will not ever own a cat and so far she’s bend the knee to that but I have a feeling she going to use our daughter at some point convince me.

Anyways I’ve always had a happy count down each time one of those bastards bites it. Down to 2 and hopefully 1 within the next year.