Cat haters get their microscopic peens bent back 90 degrees - banderas
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In our study, key points on the animals’ face, such as ears, eyes, the tongue, and nostrils, were analysed and compared to the ‘perfection’ of the mathematics outlined by the golden ratio.
So, which animals are officially the most aesthetically pleasing (in other words, cutest!) in the world? The results are in…
It’s our feline friends that are the cutest pets of them all, according to science. With cats coming out as the animals with the most adorable faces, followed by ferrets, rabbits and hamsters. Interestingly, dogs only squeezed in at fifth place!
In our study, key points on the animals’ face, such as ears, eyes, the tongue, and nostrils, were analysed and compared to the ‘perfection’ of the mathematics outlined by the golden ratio.
So, which animals are officially the most aesthetically pleasing (in other words, cutest!) in the world? The results are in…
It’s our feline friends that are the cutest pets of them all, according to science. With cats coming out as the animals with the most adorable faces, followed by ferrets, rabbits and hamsters. Interestingly, dogs only squeezed in at fifth place!
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Heck ya! Love my cats. They are cuter than dogs obviously.
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My freind introduced me to her infant son like 22 years ago and she was worried because he had a micro-penis. Now everytime I see her posting pics with her adult son on Facebook all I can think of how he has a micro penis still
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DMing this to everyone on your friend's list that has a son in that age rangeelartman1973 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 5:02 am My freind introduced me to her infant son like 22 years ago and she was worried because he had a micro-penis. Now everytime I see her posting pics with her adult son on Facebook all I can think of how he has a micro penis still
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Reported for breaking 3 rules
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Dogs are smelly too.
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found her
expect a phone call
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Madness has like 4 cats
Straight men dont have 4 cats
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Dogs getting btfoitth
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Cats are bigger vectors for disease than rats, the 3rd biggest cause of extinctions among animals other than humans and mosquitos, and carry a toxin that’s designed to make animals drawn to them (which is why crazy cat people exist and why they are incredible hunters). Anyone who owns a cat has been exposed to toxoplasmosis, which is why you love your cat. If you have an outdoor cat, you’re an irresponsible pet owner and human. I did research for the American Veterinarians Medical Association and was required to carry a card of all the diseases I might have contracted from cats if I had to be hospitalized and it was the front and back of a normal business card in like size 6 font, I’d guess 60+ in total
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quick google search debunks most of that. Its not a given that you get toxoplasmosis, and it usually has 0 symptoms.wailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:05 pm Cats are bigger vectors for disease than rats, the 3rd biggest cause of extinctions among animals other than humans and mosquitos, and carry a toxin that’s designed to make animals drawn to them (which is why crazy cat people exist and why they are incredible hunters). Anyone who owns a cat has been exposed to toxoplasmosis, which is why you love your cat. If you have an outdoor cat, you’re an irresponsible pet owner and human. I did research for the American Veterinarians Medical Association and was required to carry a card of all the diseases I might have contracted from cats if I had to be hospitalized and it was the front and back of a normal business card in like size 6 font, I’d guess 60+ in total
People like cats because they are objectively cool animals. Wild cats are apex predators with incredible athletic abilities. Pet cats are the same but shrunken, friendly and cute. They have insane reflexes, jumping ability, coordination, retractable claws, night vision, and usually an aloof, confident demeanor. That demeanor makes their bond to you more meaningful than dogs, who are just wired to mindlessly and annoyingly love everyone they meet to the point of being needy and obnoxious.
Cats also clean themselves daily, dont need walks, eat less food, and can be potty trained in an hour with no effort. Just lock them in a room with a catbox for an hour and they are potty trained for life, even if you move the cat box elsewhere.
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wailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:05 pm Cats are bigger vectors for disease than rats, the 3rd biggest cause of extinctions among animals other than humans and mosquitos, and carry a toxin that’s designed to make animals drawn to them (which is why crazy cat people exist and why they are incredible hunters). Anyone who owns a cat has been exposed to toxoplasmosis, which is why you love your cat. If you have an outdoor cat, you’re an irresponsible pet owner and human. I did research for the American Veterinarians Medical Association and was required to carry a card of all the diseases I might have contracted from cats if I had to be hospitalized and it was the front and back of a normal business card in like size 6 font, I’d guess 60+ in total
90 degrees bro… backwards
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Uncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:24 pmquick google search debunks most of that. Its not a given that you get toxoplasmosis, and it usually has 0 symptoms.wailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:05 pm Cats are bigger vectors for disease than rats, the 3rd biggest cause of extinctions among animals other than humans and mosquitos, and carry a toxin that’s designed to make animals drawn to them (which is why crazy cat people exist and why they are incredible hunters). Anyone who owns a cat has been exposed to toxoplasmosis, which is why you love your cat. If you have an outdoor cat, you’re an irresponsible pet owner and human. I did research for the American Veterinarians Medical Association and was required to carry a card of all the diseases I might have contracted from cats if I had to be hospitalized and it was the front and back of a normal business card in like size 6 font, I’d guess 60+ in total
People like cats because they are objectively cool animals. Wild cats are apex predators with incredible athletic abilities. Pet cats are the same but shrunken, friendly and cute. They have insane reflexes, jumping ability, coordination, retractable claws, night vision, and usually an aloof, confident demeanor. That demeanor makes their bond to you more meaningful than dogs, who are just wired to mindlessly and annoyingly love everyone they meet to the point of being needy and obnoxious.
Cats also clean themselves daily, dont need walks, eat less food, and can be potty trained in an hour with no effort. Just lock them in a room with a catbox for an hour and they are potty trained for life, even if you move the cat box elsewhere.
I admit it took over a year for this fucker to warm up to me, and trust i had to work my ass off through persistence to get her to love me back. I did resent her during that time but now that she cozies up to me as we watch tv, she’s the new love of my life. I’d take a bullet for her.
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Hey man, if you keep your cat indoors, I have no problem with that. If your cat is outdoors, it’s contributing to the extinction of a ton of native species. While you might think you don’t have side effects of toxo, you do, that’s why you’re defending cats. Pregnant woman and children are extremely susceptible to toxo, so if any of you are wanting children in the future make sure you’re wife isn’t cleaning your litter box. Domestic cats are great hunters because of toxo, but they’re absolute scavengers without humans help, which is why they will eat their owners dead bodies if left aloneUncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:24 pmquick google search debunks most of that. Its not a given that you get toxoplasmosis, and it usually has 0 symptoms.wailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:05 pm Cats are bigger vectors for disease than rats, the 3rd biggest cause of extinctions among animals other than humans and mosquitos, and carry a toxin that’s designed to make animals drawn to them (which is why crazy cat people exist and why they are incredible hunters). Anyone who owns a cat has been exposed to toxoplasmosis, which is why you love your cat. If you have an outdoor cat, you’re an irresponsible pet owner and human. I did research for the American Veterinarians Medical Association and was required to carry a card of all the diseases I might have contracted from cats if I had to be hospitalized and it was the front and back of a normal business card in like size 6 font, I’d guess 60+ in total
People like cats because they are objectively cool animals. Wild cats are apex predators with incredible athletic abilities. Pet cats are the same but shrunken, friendly and cute. They have insane reflexes, jumping ability, coordination, retractable claws, night vision, and usually an aloof, confident demeanor. That demeanor makes their bond to you more meaningful than dogs, who are just wired to mindlessly and annoyingly love everyone they meet to the point of being needy and obnoxious.
Cats also clean themselves daily, dont need walks, eat less food, and can be potty trained in an hour with no effort. Just lock them in a room with a catbox for an hour and they are potty trained for life, even if you move the cat box elsewhere.
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wailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:53 pmHey man, if you keep your cat indoors, I have no problem with that. If your cat is outdoors, it’s contributing to the extinction of a ton of native species. While you might think you don’t have side effects of toxo, you do, that’s why you’re defending cats. Pregnant woman and children are extremely susceptible to toxo, so if any of you are wanting children in the future make sure you’re wife isn’t cleaning your litter box. Domestic cats are great hunters because of toxo, but they’re absolute scavengers without humans help, which is why they will eat their owners dead bodies if left aloneUncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:24 pmquick google search debunks most of that. Its not a given that you get toxoplasmosis, and it usually has 0 symptoms.wailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:05 pm Cats are bigger vectors for disease than rats, the 3rd biggest cause of extinctions among animals other than humans and mosquitos, and carry a toxin that’s designed to make animals drawn to them (which is why crazy cat people exist and why they are incredible hunters). Anyone who owns a cat has been exposed to toxoplasmosis, which is why you love your cat. If you have an outdoor cat, you’re an irresponsible pet owner and human. I did research for the American Veterinarians Medical Association and was required to carry a card of all the diseases I might have contracted from cats if I had to be hospitalized and it was the front and back of a normal business card in like size 6 font, I’d guess 60+ in total
People like cats because they are objectively cool animals. Wild cats are apex predators with incredible athletic abilities. Pet cats are the same but shrunken, friendly and cute. They have insane reflexes, jumping ability, coordination, retractable claws, night vision, and usually an aloof, confident demeanor. That demeanor makes their bond to you more meaningful than dogs, who are just wired to mindlessly and annoyingly love everyone they meet to the point of being needy and obnoxious.
Cats also clean themselves daily, dont need walks, eat less food, and can be potty trained in an hour with no effort. Just lock them in a room with a catbox for an hour and they are potty trained for life, even if you move the cat box elsewhere.
Are you saying this information is being suppressed or is there somewhere I can read more about this online? Specifically the part where it makes you love your cat.
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Sure, here’s a super short Ted talk about itkobeunderbite wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:54 pmwailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:53 pmHey man, if you keep your cat indoors, I have no problem with that. If your cat is outdoors, it’s contributing to the extinction of a ton of native species. While you might think you don’t have side effects of toxo, you do, that’s why you’re defending cats. Pregnant woman and children are extremely susceptible to toxo, so if any of you are wanting children in the future make sure you’re wife isn’t cleaning your litter box. Domestic cats are great hunters because of toxo, but they’re absolute scavengers without humans help, which is why they will eat their owners dead bodies if left aloneUncontroversial wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:24 pm
quick google search debunks most of that. Its not a given that you get toxoplasmosis, and it usually has 0 symptoms.
People like cats because they are objectively cool animals. Wild cats are apex predators with incredible athletic abilities. Pet cats are the same but shrunken, friendly and cute. They have insane reflexes, jumping ability, coordination, retractable claws, night vision, and usually an aloof, confident demeanor. That demeanor makes their bond to you more meaningful than dogs, who are just wired to mindlessly and annoyingly love everyone they meet to the point of being needy and obnoxious.
Cats also clean themselves daily, dont need walks, eat less food, and can be potty trained in an hour with no effort. Just lock them in a room with a catbox for an hour and they are potty trained for life, even if you move the cat box elsewhere.
Are you saying this information is being suppressed or is there somewhere I can read more about this online? Specifically the part where it makes you love your cat.
https://news.emory.edu/stories/2016/07/ ... ampus.html
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3210761/
If anyone wants to read through this, feel free. Cat owners want to spend more time in the presence of cat piss and shit because they’ve been infected by toxo
If anyone wants to read through this, feel free. Cat owners want to spend more time in the presence of cat piss and shit because they’ve been infected by toxo
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wailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 4:00 pmSure, here’s a super short Ted talk about itkobeunderbite wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:54 pmwailuaFC wrote: ↑Mon Feb 19, 2024 3:53 pm
Hey man, if you keep your cat indoors, I have no problem with that. If your cat is outdoors, it’s contributing to the extinction of a ton of native species. While you might think you don’t have side effects of toxo, you do, that’s why you’re defending cats. Pregnant woman and children are extremely susceptible to toxo, so if any of you are wanting children in the future make sure you’re wife isn’t cleaning your litter box. Domestic cats are great hunters because of toxo, but they’re absolute scavengers without humans help, which is why they will eat their owners dead bodies if left alone
Are you saying this information is being suppressed or is there somewhere I can read more about this online? Specifically the part where it makes you love your cat.
https://news.emory.edu/stories/2016/07/ ... ampus.html
Thanks. Super interesting. This explains the behavior of at least a couple of people in my life.