Sudanese Sensation wrote: ↑Mon Apr 03, 2023 8:13 pm
I ain't reading all this crap. Can someone give me the Cliff Notes?
The highlight for me was Artman claiming the fact that he ate "elite pizza" and I didn't equated to a "total beatdown" of me.
The value he places on food, in this case pizza, is actually quite scary.
To help answer your question though, some quick hits:
1. Claimed a 6.8 pizza from Orlando was better than an 8.4 NJ/NY pizza that is literally a national-level hot spot for pizza aficionados.
2. Claimed there were no pizzas in Columbus, OH as good as "Papa D's" from Orlando. The first page of reviews on the pizza review app had approximately ten places with higher scores in Columbus.
3. Artman posting a top 25 list of pizza places in Orlando, where half the list were chain joints and one entry was actually Papa Johns.
4. Military-grade autism about weight and the importance he places on pizza. TDK provided a logical, airtight proof that Artman is at least 300 pounds.
5. Generic Artie Artman Autisms. You know the drill by now. But most of it was funnier than normal, IMO.