What's the most alpha moment in human history?

[PhutureDynasty]

?

[elmouse03]

When America became America.

[PhutureDynasty]

When America became America.

Definitely on the short list.

Told England to GONE'GIT!

[Kingcarl24]

The Battle of Thermopylae was a pretty alpha moment.

[Havlicekstealsit]

Whichever South African caveman discovered fire maybe.

[PhutureDynasty]

The Battle of Thermopylae was a pretty alpha moment.

Absolutely.

[Bush4Ever.]

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand - he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."

[PhutureDynasty]

Whichever South African caveman discovered fire maybe.

He no doubt got laid that night too.

[PhutureDynasty]

"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died. I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand - he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."

Tyson apparently tried to fistfight a silverback gorilla at the zoo once too. No idea if that's real or not but Tyson is definitely high on the alpha hierarchy

[americaninfidel]

Neil Armstrong stepping onto the moon.

[Alex_Murphy]

Neil Armstrong stepping onto the moon.

Never happened.

[Shill Jackson]

[Uncontroversial]

when we decided playtime was over

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[elmerjfudd]

The Resurrection

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[kobeunderbite]

Trump's escalator ride for sure

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