While watching Gladiator this morning...

[elartman1973]

I realized that maybe I'm the only poster here that would have earned his freedom...
I would survive and gain support of the crowds...yelling "Spaniard" over and over every time I set foot on the blood soaked clay...and after enough men have died....the emporer would indeed grant me my freedom...and allow me to bed his sister

Nobody else here would be able or capable to achieve those necessary situations...and you would like fall prey to my steel penetrating your flesh...deep and profoundly

I would be a formidable gladiator


It was basically background noise while I ironed my outfit for today's brunch..

[Robceltsfan]

They would have thrown you off the cliff at birth.

[elartman1973]

They would have thrown you off the cliff at birth.

Not even close

I was an exceptional baby..full head of hair and not that weak thin blond bullshit hair...and I was long...and strong and super healthy..I'd be bullying all the other babies in ward...I surpassed my brothers height by age 3 and he has 2 years and 12 days on me...
A physical specimen...so strong that my explosive baby shits had the power to splatter a whole wall and ceiling....as was the case once in a hotel in Spain..so bad my parents snuck out in the middle of the night to avoid the aftermath

You seem to believe your own lies about me

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Of course you're watching a 22 year old movie at 9am on a Saturday.

[elartman1973]

Of course you're watching a 22 year old movie at 9am on a Saturday.

Watching and background noise are 2 entirely separate things

And only because I was looking at some pics of the sets last night..because it's part of my career and interesting to me...I'm sorry your work is so boring and uninspiring

[Havlicekstealsit]

Do you just wake up and pop on a movie right away?

[Titan18]

What a gladiator

[elartman1973]

Do you just wake up and pop on a movie right away?

No...I fell asleep watching it last night...and like I said. I only watched it because someone i know posted pics of the set because they worked on it...so felt I had to revisit it.

Enough with the stuck in the past crap..90% of what I watch is current or within the past 5 years

Dont fuel the lies guy

[Havlicekstealsit]

That dude's hand in on your armrest. Hmm.

[LNS]

Jesus Christ

[AlaskaHawks]

Svelte like a Jaguar...

[Alex_Murphy]

Why do you need to throw on a long ass movie just to iron an outfit? How long does it take? How much fabric are you working with?

You know what....nvm

[Uncontroversial]

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[LNS]

Lol

[Shill Jackson]

What a gladiator

El Splartacus


“Cuban, Cuban!”

[Alex_Murphy]

You know something people with autism take hours to iron an outfit. It's just what they do. They think every square inch needs to be 100% perfect so they go over it time and time again lol

[ripper76]

Why isn't his wife doing the ironing?

[LNS]

Why isn't his wife doing the ironing?

She was busy making the kids breakfast.

[elartman1973]

Why isn't his wife doing the ironing?

Just threw it in the dryer with a damp rag...don't have time for ironing....and we arent married...fuck the law.

Damn..hot kinda fucked up at my niece's graduation brunch...good times...my bro and I had it flowin...
I brought some cabernet and chardonnay that was aged in bourbon barrels but the mimosas, gin and tonics, vodka etc...did the damage...
Had to get out of there...22 year old chicks who are into our stories and Humor and my nieces friends are dangerous as fuck...luckily I could ween off by talking to the rowing coaches wife...from south Africa..cool people...I think they use fuck as every 3rd word though...
Great time

[ripper76]

Why isn't his wife doing the ironing?

Just threw it in the dryer with a damp rag...don't have time for ironing....and we arent married...fuck the law

You claimed in the past that you were in a "common law" marriage, even though such a thing hasn't existed in FL for awhile.