I bought a Cuban Brand Pizza at Aldis

[elartman1973]

Anything related to food, artman remembers every detail. Every single calorie.

No..everything relating to everything

Seems unlikely. You’ve literally forgotten conversations you’ve had on here from a few weeks ago.

Just face it… if it’s food related then you’re goddamn Rain Man.

Wrong as always

[Thedictator]

Because I remember going there twice late night when partying in miami while I was living in ft Lauderdale...I was 19
My memory is superb..I even remember meals in spain when I was 11...as well as the weekly cafeteria menu at my boarding school..most of it

You’ve never lived anywhere but your moms house and your moms rented shack that you live at now lol

Ok guy

Ok gay

[Sudanese Sensation]

Looks fucking awful

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[Havlicekstealsit]

That "food" isn't shit brown color enough to be classified as Cuban so clearly fake.

[Sudanese Sensation]

Arty, where can you get authentic Cuban pizza? The Cuban pizza sitting in my freezer was made in Germany.

Reys pizza in miami. Multiple locations open 24/7
Fire!!

This place??

Either Cubans have crappy taste in food or the restaurant must be doing something right to be ib business for thirty or so years.

[elartman1973]

That "food" isn't shit brown color enough to be classified as Cuban so clearly fake.

It's sad you actually think that's a valid description of any cuban food..it isnt.
Cuban food is very colorful..you're completely clueless on thos topic..and it's really only your own loss

[Sudanese Sensation]

That "food" isn't shit brown color enough to be classified as Cuban so clearly fake.

It's sad you actually think that's a valid description of any cuban food..it isnt.
Cuban food is very colorful..you're completely clueless on thos topic..and it's really only your own loss

Would you say Cuban food is a veritable cornucopia of colors?

[elartman1973]

That "food" isn't shit brown color enough to be classified as Cuban so clearly fake.

It's sad you actually think that's a valid description of any cuban food..it isnt.
Cuban food is very colorful..you're completely clueless on thos topic..and it's really only your own loss

Would you say Cuban food is a veritable cornucopia of colors?

I'd say it's very bold and vibrant and colorful and delicious and diverse.

The idiots claiming its bland lacking flavor and brown are liars or have never had it in their lives...both are the case here

American food is brown actually...potroast, meatloaf etc....by the way. Those are 2 of many dishes that are far superior in their cuban versions and still not brown

[LNS]

Typical Cuban food is brown as fuck.




I don’t think any subject makes Arty’s autism fire up like this subject. He has literally said (no troll):

•Cuban food isn’t popular in America because there aren’t enough Cubans here.

•Cuban food in Cuba isn’t authentic because they lack access to certain ingredients.

•You have to know how to properly order Cuban food at Cuban restaurants in order to enjoy it.


Basically… there are tons of caveats and excuses as to why Cuban food is mediocre. It’s a running gag at this point.

[Bush4Ever.]

There are actually a lot of Cubans (per capita) in New Jersey.

There is a Cuban joint right next to one of my work sites.

They have a 3.9 rating on Google Reviews and every third review or so notes how dirty the joint is, and that their saving grace is enormous portions.

[Alex_Murphy]

I'll fuck with cuban coffee all day shit is pretty good... Those little pastries not bad either. But if any other entree involves any level of thinking or combining multiple ingredients... Cubans are incapable due in part to their low IQ and it all ends up coming out brown af

[Sudanese Sensation]

There are actually a lot of Cubans (per capita) in New Jersey.

There is a Cuban joint right next to one of my work sites.

They have a 3.9 rating on Google Reviews and every third review or so notes how dirty the joint is, and that their saving grace is enormous portions.

Arty will have you know the hygiene of Cubans is second to none, that a Cuban household is so clean you can literally eat from the floor.

[Alex_Murphy]

There are actually a lot of Cubans (per capita) in New Jersey.

There is a Cuban joint right next to one of my work sites.

They have a 3.9 rating on Google Reviews and every third review or so notes how dirty the joint is, and that their saving grace is enormous portions.

Arty will have you know the hygiene of Cubans is second to none, that a Cuban household is so clean you can literally eat from the floor.

That's funny.... The only time I'll buy cuban food is as a prank in order simulate vomit on the floor.

[Bush4Ever.]

Arty will have you know the hygiene of Cubans is second to none, that a Cuban household is so clean you can literally eat from the floor.

[Alex_Murphy]

Martinez sounds pissed!

[Sudanese Sensation]

I'm not shitting you guys. As we discuss Cuban cuisine and hygiene I'm watching a series called Heist on Netflix. The first series was about this couple who stole three million dollars from an armored car in Vegas in 1993 and got away with it. The woman turned herself in 2005 because she was tired of living on the run. The second series is about some Cuban relatives who pulled off a heist at Miami Int'l Airport.

[Sudanese Sensation]

Arty will have you know the hygiene of Cubans is second to none, that a Cuban household is so clean you can literally eat from the floor.

UNEXECPTABLE? Could Martinez be our cherubic Cuban friend's doppelganger?

[Bush4Ever.]

UNEXECPTABLE? Could Martinez be our cherubic Cuban friend's doppelganger?

Much like our big-titty friend, Rose, Roberto, and Cesar believe that a Cuban-owned restaurant of Cuban restaurant food cooked by Cubans is not authentic Cuban, despite having being in America and having all ingredients on hand.

[Sudanese Sensation]

UNEXECPTABLE? Could Martinez be our cherubic Cuban friend's doppelganger?

Much like our big-titty friend, Rose, Roberto, and Cesar believe that a Cuban-owned restaurant of Cuban restaurant food cooked by Cubans is not authentic Cuban, despite having being in America and having all ingredients on hand.

Arty would take exception to the fact Cesar believes Puerto Ricans and Cubans are virtually interchangeable. When I was growing up my best friend was half Puerto Rican, one quarter Cuban, and one quarter Irish. He would go back to Ponce to visit. His mom and him wanted to take me on a visit there. He said the girls were incredible. It would have been a treat for a sixteen year old white kid. Anyway he said if a kid was odd they'd call him Cuban. Cubans have a reputation among Hispanics as acting like "masters of the hacienda". That chauvinism towards other Hispanics oozes from our cherubic Cuban friend. It's not unique to Cubans. The same phenomenon exists with Japanese and other Asians, though not so much among younger ones. The woman who used to cut my hair was Japanese. She would use crude stereotypes to describe non-Japanese Asians. Narcissism of small differences.

[elartman1973]

I'm not shitting you guys. As we discuss Cuban cuisine and hygiene I'm watching a series called Heist on Netflix. The first series was about this couple who stole three million dollars from an armored car in Vegas in 1993 and got away with it. The woman turned herself in 2005 because she was tired of living on the run. The second series is about some Cuban relatives who pulled off a heist at Miami Int'l Airport.

I saw. It...those arent regular cubans I know..they are spawn of the Muriel cubans in 1980...not even the same...plus they lived in westchester... enough said