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Artman, at my peak in high school the few times I ran the 400, my times would generally be about 57 seconds or so.

Obviously I wasn't a great sprinter, but pretty much no 47 year old that's 200+ pounds is doing minute-long sprints in any sort of walk/run interval training.

That's far past even "point of failure" level lol
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:00 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:56 pm Wrong...
I use to run 5 miles a day for 20 years..stop acting like anything active is foreign to me...for real
How long would five miles take you to run five miles in 2021?
No idea
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 8:16 am Walking is not real exercise.
It is when you are fighting the momentum of your tits jiggling like a shake weight
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Kingcarl24 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:01 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:56 pm
Kingcarl24 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:53 pm

He has no idea how far or how long a one minute sprint is.
Wrong...
I use to run 5 miles a day for 20 years..stop acting like anything active is foreign to me...for real
I'm not. I don't doubt you go for walks nearly everyday. I seriously doubt you sprint for 1 minute several times during that walk. You're embellishing that for some stupid reason. Maybe you jog for a bit during that walk and that's fine. You might even pick that jog up to a run for a bit. You aren't sprinting for a full minute during your walk.
Every morning..and yes I sprint...what would you doubt any of it? It's not a big deal
And I'm not anywhere near what posters here like to lie and claim I am
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Bush4Ever. wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:04 pm Artman, at my peak in high school the few times I ran the 400, my times would generally be about 57 seconds or so.

Obviously I wasn't a great sprinter, but pretty much no 47 year old that's 200+ pounds is doing minute-long sprints in any sort of walk/run interval training.

That's far past even "point of failure" level lol
Who cares about timing?
I sprint til I count to 60 then walk til I get my breath back and do it again..not a big deal. And 200+ isnt a big deal..anything less isnt really a man but more of a woman or a pussy
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elartman1973 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:14 pm
Bush4Ever. wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:04 pm Artman, at my peak in high school the few times I ran the 400, my times would generally be about 57 seconds or so.

Obviously I wasn't a great sprinter, but pretty much no 47 year old that's 200+ pounds is doing minute-long sprints in any sort of walk/run interval training.

That's far past even "point of failure" level lol
Who cares about timing?
I sprint til I count to 60 then walk til I get my breath back and do it again..not a big deal. And 200+ isnt a big deal..anything less isnt really a man but more of a woman or a pussy
I'll admit that your use of the word sprint is what I'm having issues with. If by sprint you mean, move slightly faster than I'm currently moving than sure, I believe you. When I think of sprint, I'm thinking of running at a full tilt till I reach the end.
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Kingcarl24 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:16 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:14 pm
Bush4Ever. wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:04 pm Artman, at my peak in high school the few times I ran the 400, my times would generally be about 57 seconds or so.

Obviously I wasn't a great sprinter, but pretty much no 47 year old that's 200+ pounds is doing minute-long sprints in any sort of walk/run interval training.

That's far past even "point of failure" level lol
Who cares about timing?
I sprint til I count to 60 then walk til I get my breath back and do it again..not a big deal. And 200+ isnt a big deal..anything less isnt really a man but more of a woman or a pussy
I'll admit that your use of the word sprint is what I'm having issues with. If by sprint you mean, move slightly faster than I'm currently moving than sure, I believe you. When I think of sprint, I'm thinking of running at a full tilt till I reach the end.
Let's say it's a regular run..I'm not supposed to run anyways and it's difficult because my back starts hurting too bad and no its has nothing to do with weight..its clinically diagnosed compressed discs and my recent car accident made it worse.....I have long legs and can cover a long distance
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I'm just trying to imagine looking out my window and watching somebody casually walking.......only for them to bust out into a full on sprint. I can't stop laughing at the thought.
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Artie being Artie being Artie. Huff and puff big guy!
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gaskill15 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:47 pm I'm just trying to imagine looking out my window and watching somebody casually walking.......only for them to bust out into a full on sprint. I can't stop laughing at the thought.
Why? It's quite common
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elartman1973 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:08 pm
gaskill15 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:47 pm I'm just trying to imagine looking out my window and watching somebody casually walking.......only for them to bust out into a full on sprint. I can't stop laughing at the thought.
Why? It's quite common
It's really not
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Damn I actually believed him for a second until I read all y'all rebuttals.

I'm gullible as fuck!
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Can anyone actually imagine that lard ass in the straw hat sprinting for 60 seconds? Seriously?
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gaskill15 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:47 pm I'm just trying to imagine looking out my window and watching somebody casually walking.......only for them to bust out into a full on sprint. I can't stop laughing at the thought.
This is what I was getting at with an earlier comment. He's such a weird dude and feeling the need to get this deep into the lie is just funny at this point.
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vcsgrizzfan wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:19 pm Can anyone actually imagine that lard ass in the straw hat sprinting for 60 seconds? Seriously?
I'm no lard ass...and grow up..pushing 70 and acting like a 3rd grader
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Kingcarl24 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:26 pm
gaskill15 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:47 pm I'm just trying to imagine looking out my window and watching somebody casually walking.......only for them to bust out into a full on sprint. I can't stop laughing at the thought.
This is what I was getting at with an earlier comment. He's such a weird dude and feeling the need to get this deep into the lie is just funny at this point.
Jesse christ you're pathetic..again I'm not lying and wasnt yesterday..who the fuck are you to claim I'm lying with zero proof whatsoever?
Go away
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Alex_Murphy wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:16 pm Damn I actually believed him for a second until I read all y'all rebuttals.

I'm gullible as fuck!
I'm not lying and almost never do...some idiots disbelief doesnt change my facts into lies..I'm telling the complete truth. Any doubter can suck my inner ass cheek
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elartman1973 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:56 pm
vcsgrizzfan wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:19 pm Can anyone actually imagine that lard ass in the straw hat sprinting for 60 seconds? Seriously?
I'm no lard ass...and grow up..pushing 70 and acting like a 3rd grader
61 (although fast approaching 62 in another 5-6 weeks) but in far, far better shape than you my portly friend.
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vcsgrizzfan wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:59 pm
elartman1973 wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:56 pm
vcsgrizzfan wrote: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:19 pm Can anyone actually imagine that lard ass in the straw hat sprinting for 60 seconds? Seriously?
I'm no lard ass...and grow up..pushing 70 and acting like a 3rd grader
61 (although fast approaching 62 in another 5-6 weeks) but in far, far better shape than you my portly friend.
I wouldnt be so sure..and on not fat or portly and you cant claim shit because you're clueless on the subject and base your claims on nothing but assumptions and lies and years old head shots after a day of drinking in the hot sun while in complete shadow...you're basically full of shit
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I'm willing to bet $100 that Grizz is in better shape than Artman.
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