It still doesn't make sense. In this exact scenario you describe if you landed on a table you would have only fell about 1-2 ft.elartman1973 wrote:Read previous postLeBronMonsterDunk wrote:You said you were hanging onto a ledge that was 12 feet from the ground. If you're 6 ft tall you have a roughly 6 ft wing span, minus chest width is roughly 2 ft per arm.elartman1973 wrote: 4feet?
12 feet minus 2 feet minus 6 feet = your feet were about 4 ft from the ground while you were hanging on the ledge.
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Maybe it was higher..whatever. was like 10 years agoLeBronMonsterDunk wrote:It still doesn't make sense. In this exact scenario you describe if you landed on a table you would have only fell about 1-2 ft.elartman1973 wrote:Read previous postLeBronMonsterDunk wrote:
You said you were hanging onto a ledge that was 12 feet from the ground. If you're 6 ft tall you have a roughly 6 ft wing span, minus chest width is roughly 2 ft per arm.
12 feet minus 2 feet minus 6 feet = your feet were about 4 ft from the ground while you were hanging on the ledge.
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elartman1973 wrote:Maybe it was higher..whatever. was like 10 years agoLeBronMonsterDunk wrote:It still doesn't make sense. In this exact scenario you describe if you landed on a table you would have only fell about 1-2 ft.elartman1973 wrote: Read previous post
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Artie is a modern day schleprock (To carry heavy burdens, one who is said to be unlucky or extremely unfortunate...) because it's always something with him!
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Always?denali4eva wrote:Artie is a modern day schleprock (To carry heavy burdens, one who is said to be unlucky or extremely unfortunate...) because it's always something with him!
Not really
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LOL, when I saw "schleprock" I thought you had broken out some Yiddish on us. Then I googled it and find out it's from the Flintstones, haha.denali4eva wrote:Artie is a modern day schleprock (To carry heavy burdens, one who is said to be unlucky or extremely unfortunate...) because it's always something with him!
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Leftist logic.elartman1973 wrote:The system is there to be worked...Bush4Ever. wrote:Impressive.elartman1973 wrote: It got me 3 months off paid and I got to vacation in Colorado and vegas in that span...went straight back to working on transformers 80 hours a week
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Re: I'm currently on a table that reminds me of a medieval torture device
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Whether it was a broken foot or back is irrelevant... Artism was injured waddling down the street.elartman1973 wrote: I didnt get injured running on sidewalks..i ran on the street and it was just one of many reasons why over a decade later i have back issuee..
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Nope...I was injured and not allowed to work..was I supposed to starve with no income?AlaskaHawks wrote:Leftist logic.elartman1973 wrote:The system is there to be worked...Bush4Ever. wrote:
Impressive.
It's what insurance is made for and legit...its logic..
You are suggesting suffering and going broke and spending your savings instead of accepting legitimate money you are being paid for a legit injury....if that's conservative logic then you guys are just plain stupid
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I fail to see any point in your post that I wrote most of the words inAbeVigodaLive wrote:elartman1973 wrote: I didnt get injured running on sidewalks..i ran on the street and it was just one of many reasons why over a decade later i have back issuee..
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Wrong..get out of my threads with your stupid posting and unwarranted attacks..grow the fuck up already..you're a complete worthless boring posterMadnessssss wrote:Those ladders only have a 400 lb weight capacity.
And lol at a 4 foot drop being so calamitous. So fat you smashed right through a steel table lmfao.
Anyone else would have landed on two feet, no problemo. Actually, anyone else wouldn't have buckled the ladder under their weight in the first place
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Re: I'm currently on a table that reminds me of a medieval torture device
I can so imagine Tits hanging desperately onto that ledge while his coworkers pointed and laughed. And how do you smash through a table when you’re only falling a few feet?
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Re: I'm currently on a table that reminds me of a medieval torture device
Was a while ago..maybe ledge was higher..had to be...it was inside a restaurant with 8 foot ceilings throughout most of it a d I was in the entrance area which had like 14 feet ceilings ...I was hanging onto a little ledge of a part of a wooden frame panel that was on the vertical wall between the low and high ceilings...I think I aimed for the table and had some momentum going...or I was hanging onto the ledge while a leg was still on the ladder trying to adjust it but couldn't so I fell during that action..was a hard fall...blacked out for a second from the impact on my body..not my head...LNS wrote:I can so imagine Tits hanging desperately onto that ledge while his coworkers pointed and laughed. And how do you smash through a table when you’re only falling a few feet?
A security guard was right there and could have helped adjust the ladder but didnt...
5 minutes later the place was packed with security, administrators etc...and paramedics...was crazy..it was like 5am and before that the place was a ghost town
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