I'm currently on a table that reminds me of a medieval torture device

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elartman1973 wrote:
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elartman1973 wrote: 4feet?
You said you were hanging onto a ledge that was 12 feet from the ground. If you're 6 ft tall you have a roughly 6 ft wing span, minus chest width is roughly 2 ft per arm.

12 feet minus 2 feet minus 6 feet = your feet were about 4 ft from the ground while you were hanging on the ledge.
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It still doesn't make sense. In this exact scenario you describe if you landed on a table you would have only fell about 1-2 ft.
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LeBronMonsterDunk wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
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You said you were hanging onto a ledge that was 12 feet from the ground. If you're 6 ft tall you have a roughly 6 ft wing span, minus chest width is roughly 2 ft per arm.

12 feet minus 2 feet minus 6 feet = your feet were about 4 ft from the ground while you were hanging on the ledge.
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It still doesn't make sense. In this exact scenario you describe if you landed on a table you would have only fell about 1-2 ft.
Maybe it was higher..whatever. was like 10 years ago
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elartman1973 wrote:
LeBronMonsterDunk wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: Read previous post
It still doesn't make sense. In this exact scenario you describe if you landed on a table you would have only fell about 1-2 ft.
Maybe it was higher..whatever. was like 10 years ago

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Artie is a modern day schleprock (To carry heavy burdens, one who is said to be unlucky or extremely unfortunate...) because it's always something with him! :L
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denali4eva wrote:Artie is a modern day schleprock (To carry heavy burdens, one who is said to be unlucky or extremely unfortunate...) because it's always something with him! :L
Always?
Not really
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denali4eva wrote:Artie is a modern day schleprock (To carry heavy burdens, one who is said to be unlucky or extremely unfortunate...) because it's always something with him! :L
LOL, when I saw "schleprock" I thought you had broken out some Yiddish on us. Then I googled it and find out it's from the Flintstones, haha.
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elartman1973 wrote:
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elartman1973 wrote: It got me 3 months off paid and I got to vacation in Colorado and vegas in that span...went straight back to working on transformers 80 hours a week
Impressive.
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There’s a tit joke in here somewhere but I’m too groggy to think of it.
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elartman1973 wrote: I didnt get injured running on sidewalks..i ran on the street and it was just one of many reasons why over a decade later i have back issuee..
Whether it was a broken foot or back is irrelevant... Artism was injured waddling down the street.

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AlaskaHawks wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
Bush4Ever. wrote:
Impressive.
The system is there to be worked...
Leftist logic.
Nope...I was injured and not allowed to work..was I supposed to starve with no income?
It's what insurance is made for and legit...its logic..
You are suggesting suffering and going broke and spending your savings instead of accepting legitimate money you are being paid for a legit injury....if that's conservative logic then you guys are just plain stupid
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
elartman1973 wrote: I didnt get injured running on sidewalks..i ran on the street and it was just one of many reasons why over a decade later i have back issuee..

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Madnessssss wrote:Those ladders only have a 400 lb weight capacity.

And lol at a 4 foot drop being so calamitous. So fat you smashed right through a steel table lmfao.

Anyone else would have landed on two feet, no problemo. Actually, anyone else wouldn't have buckled the ladder under their weight in the first place
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I can so imagine Tits hanging desperately onto that ledge while his coworkers pointed and laughed. And how do you smash through a table when you’re only falling a few feet? :laugh3:
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LNS wrote:I can so imagine Tits hanging desperately onto that ledge while his coworkers pointed and laughed. And how do you smash through a table when you’re only falling a few feet? :laugh3:
Was a while ago..maybe ledge was higher..had to be...it was inside a restaurant with 8 foot ceilings throughout most of it a d I was in the entrance area which had like 14 feet ceilings ...I was hanging onto a little ledge of a part of a wooden frame panel that was on the vertical wall between the low and high ceilings...I think I aimed for the table and had some momentum going...or I was hanging onto the ledge while a leg was still on the ladder trying to adjust it but couldn't so I fell during that action..was a hard fall...blacked out for a second from the impact on my body..not my head...
A security guard was right there and could have helped adjust the ladder but didnt...
5 minutes later the place was packed with security, administrators etc...and paramedics...was crazy..it was like 5am and before that the place was a ghost town
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