Who would be the worst poster to be stuck with on an elevator?

[vcsgrizzfan]

Cleve. He’d smell like ranch and cheap cheese.
But Leoss would be first.

I havent ate ranch in a decade. you better believe one thing though. you'd be walking off that elevator a born again Christian when those doors opened.

Didn't you used to teach English? "I haven't ate"?

Everyone, if you ever meet a Korean who speaks horribly botched English, we know who to blame.

Love ya though, my BIC.

I think you are using the term BIC really loosely. There's not much that is Christian about Clevey.

[AbeVigodaLive]

vcsgrizzfan beat me to it, but ripper easily. I would be terrified that he would be on his way to carry out a mass shooting and that he would decide to start with me as his first victim.

Definitely Ripper.

There's the gun angle. And the loony conspiracy stuff. And the living in the bunker stuff.

I'd worry he'd think it was some Democratic revolution or something and kill me for food... either in the elevator or back in his underground bunker.

[americaninfidel]

Stars might take off his shoes and ask you to rub his bunions.

[vcsgrizzfan]

Stars might take off his shoes and ask you to rub his bunions.

On the positive side, he'd had some liquor if the elevator was broken a long time and you needed something for the nerves.

[lettherebehouse]

Denali

She’d be cravin this 9 the whole time which don’t get me wrong, I’mma give it to her when i give it to her, but she’s gonna keep beggin for more and I ain’t the cuddle or call u back type if you know what i’m sayin G.

[thedangerouskitchen]

I'm going with TDK or one of his alter-egos/brethren like dwc or dorianro.

Mental instability is a scary thing.

You still upset after all these years because I exposed you as a fake Celtics fan?

[denali4eva]

vcsgrizzfan beat me to it, but ripper easily. I would be terrified that he would be on his way to carry out a mass shooting and that he would decide to start with me as his first victim.

I'm sorry to say friend but, he'd definitely start with you (because of his MCS hatred) and me, second....

[thedangerouskitchen]

I'm going with TDK or one of his alter-egos/brethren like dwc or dorianro.

Mental instability is a scary thing.

I think it depends for how long the elevator is broken. TDK is a great answer if it's broken for a long period of time. God that would get old fast.

I'd be okay with Artie. It would be interesting to talk to him to try to figure out just how fucked up and autistic he really is. And he's pretty harmless even though he blathers on and on.

I'd be scared if ripper was the one. He's probably carrying three guns and if he loses his shit because he's claustrophobic, or just because..... YIKES.

You'd be a horrible choice as well, meatball.. you would bore people to tears bragging about yourself. And if that weren't bad enough, you'd inevitable end up taking off your shirt and exposing your bitch tits.

Pass me the barf bag.

[thedangerouskitchen]

I'm going with TDK or one of his alter-egos/brethren like dwc or dorianro.

Mental instability is a scary thing.

I think it depends for how long the elevator is broken. TDK is a great answer if it's broken for a long period of time. God that would get old fast.

I'd be okay with Artie. It would be interesting to talk to him to try to figure out just how fucked up and autistic he really is. And he's pretty harmless even though he blathers on and on.

I'd be scared if ripper was the one. He's probably carrying three guns and if he loses his shit because he's claustrophobic, or just because..... YIKES.

TDK is an interesting option. He would probably be the type of person to loudly say "When are they gonna get this thing FIXED?!" ever few minutes, as though anyone could answer him.

I'll say this much... you would be the perfect person to get stuck on an elevator with, because you're so damn boring I'd be asleep the entire time.

[americaninfidel]

I think it depends for how long the elevator is broken. TDK is a great answer if it's broken for a long period of time. God that would get old fast.

I'd be okay with Artie. It would be interesting to talk to him to try to figure out just how fucked up and autistic he really is. And he's pretty harmless even though he blathers on and on.

I'd be scared if ripper was the one. He's probably carrying three guns and if he loses his shit because he's claustrophobic, or just because..... YIKES.

TDK is an interesting option. He would probably be the type of person to loudly say "When are they gonna get this thing FIXED?!" ever few minutes, as though anyone could answer him.

I'll say this much... you would be the perfect person to get stuck on an elevator with, because you're so damn boring I'd be asleep the entire time.

Nicely played, sir.

[vcsgrizzfan]

I'm going with TDK or one of his alter-egos/brethren like dwc or dorianro.

Mental instability is a scary thing.

I think it depends for how long the elevator is broken. TDK is a great answer if it's broken for a long period of time. God that would get old fast.

I'd be okay with Artie. It would be interesting to talk to him to try to figure out just how fucked up and autistic he really is. And he's pretty harmless even though he blathers on and on.

I'd be scared if ripper was the one. He's probably carrying three guns and if he loses his shit because he's claustrophobic, or just because..... YIKES.

You'd be a horrible choice as well, meatball.. you would bore people to tears bragging about yourself. And if that weren't bad enough, you'd inevitable end up taking off your shirt and exposing your bitch tits.

Pass me the barf bag.

You seem a little excessively annoyed and insecure this morning TDK. I hope your day improves.

[ripper76]

It's interesting to see how distorted some perceptions are. I'm probably the most stable and thoroughly vetted person here.

I may have mentioned this in the past, but when I was in the USAF my AFSC was 2M051.

https://militaryyearbookproject.com/ref ... aintenance" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

They don't let you do that kind of thing without all sorts of testing, screening, and investigating.



The following are mandatory as indicated: For entry, award, and retention of AFSCs 2M011/31/51/71, 2M031A, or 2M031B no record of emotional instability. For award and retention the following is mandatory: Specialty requires routine access to Top Secret material or similar environment. For award and retention of AFSCs 2M031/51/71, 2M031A, or 2M031B, completion of a Single Scope Background Investigation (SSBI) according to AFI 31‑501, Personnel Security Program Management.


Maybe I fooled them though.

[AlaskaHawks]

Chooch.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

I wouldn't feel skittish being around ripper.

[AbeVigodaLive]

It's interesting to see how distorted some perceptions are. I'm probably the most stable and thoroughly vetted person here.

I may have mentioned this in the past, but when I was in the USAF my AFSC was 2M051.

https://militaryyearbookproject.com/ref ... aintenance" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

They don't let you do that kind of thing without all sorts of testing, screening, and investigating.



The following are mandatory as indicated: For entry, award, and retention of AFSCs 2M011/31/51/71, 2M031A, or 2M031B no record of emotional instability. For award and retention the following is mandatory: Specialty requires routine access to Top Secret material or similar environment. For award and retention of AFSCs 2M031/51/71, 2M031A, or 2M031B, completion of a Single Scope Background Investigation (SSBI) according to AFI 31‑501, Personnel Security Program Management.


Maybe I fooled them though.

What's with Ripper going all Artism on us...

[denali4eva]

Denali

She’d be cravin this 9 the whole time which don’t get me wrong, I’mma give it to her when i give it to her, but she’s gonna keep beggin for more and I ain’t the cuddle or call u back type if you know what i’m sayin G.

9?

Why would I settle for cube steak when I have filet mignon at home...

[ripper76]

I get along with everyone, so I wouldn't be able to pick a worst poster.

[vcsgrizzfan]

Denali

She’d be cravin this 9 the whole time which don’t get me wrong, I’mma give it to her when i give it to her, but she’s gonna keep beggin for more and I ain’t the cuddle or call u back type if you know what i’m sayin G.

9?

Why would I settle for cube steak when I have filet mignon at home...

Denali just sent LTBH and his 9 centimeters packing! Ourch!!

[lettherebehouse]

Artman is the obvious choice. Elevator could break.

Max would be the next worst. He'd stand uncomfortably close, and probably try cop a feel.

This would make more sense if you didn't look the way you do.

[elartman1973]

Artman because he's the kind of guy who you just know smells terrible, and he would be gross to look at.

Niether... grow up moron