I did 1000 pushups in 100 minutes today.

[paskeezy3000]

Set an interval timer for one minute to repeat 99 times and did 10/min. The first 900 I’d knock out 10 pretty easily. The last 100 I had to do 5, wait 15-20 seconds and do 5 more. Another guy I work with could only do 600. Pathetic.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Wow. You're almost as strong as Atillius.

[paskeezy3000]

Wow. You're almost as strong as Atillius.

How many do you think you could do?

[AbeVigodaLive]

Wow. You're almost as strong as Atillius.

How many do you think you could do?

1,125

[paskeezy3000]

Wow. You're almost as strong as Atillius.

How many do you think you could do?

1,125

In 100 minutes?

[Dagger]

Uh huh

[AbeVigodaLive]

How many do you think you could do?

1,125

In 100 minutes?

Yes. Give or take.

Maybe 103 minutes if I mess up the timing along the way.

[paskeezy3000]

Uh huh

Guess how much I can bench press.

[Dagger]

Uh huh

Guess how much I can bench press.

17 kilojoules

[paskeezy3000]

Uh huh

Guess how much I can bench press.

17 kilojoules

Nope.

[AbeVigodaLive]

I'm eager to find out.

[rileymartin]

Back in my Army days I could knock out 100 push ups in 2 minutes...

Which equates to 1000 in 20 minutes...I win...

[elartman1973]

2,500

[Alex_Murphy]

Is the OP the same person who said he was never going to wear a mask? How'd that workout for you?

While I don't believe for one second that the OP can do anything close to 1000 pushups even if he had to limp dick his way to the finish line like he described.

Me on the other hand I make 1000 jumpshots during any given workout. Flawless. That includes a combination of shots, turnaround jumpers, floaters, bank floaters and bank shots.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Is the OP the same person who said he was never going to wear a mask? How'd that workout for you?

While I don't believe for one second that the OP can do anything close to 1000 pushups even if he had to limp dick his way to the finish line like he described.

Me on the other hand I make 1000 jumpshots during any given workout. Flawless. That includes a combination of shots, turnaround jumpers, floaters, bank floaters and bank shots.

Aren't you the fat guy who plays with other fat guys in the park?

[Alex_Murphy]

Is the OP the same person who said he was never going to wear a mask? How'd that workout for you?

While I don't believe for one second that the OP can do anything close to 1000 pushups even if he had to limp dick his way to the finish line like he described.

Me on the other hand I make 1000 jumpshots during any given workout. Flawless. That includes a combination of shots, turnaround jumpers, floaters, bank floaters and bank shots.

Aren't you the fat guy who plays with other fat guys in the park?

So you've seen my highlights.. please Abe, I'm retired. It's too late for you to be in the fan club now.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Is the OP the same person who said he was never going to wear a mask? How'd that workout for you?

While I don't believe for one second that the OP can do anything close to 1000 pushups even if he had to limp dick his way to the finish line like he described.

Me on the other hand I make 1000 jumpshots during any given workout. Flawless. That includes a combination of shots, turnaround jumpers, floaters, bank floaters and bank shots.

Aren't you the fat guy who plays with other fat guys in the park?

So you've seen my highlights.. please Abe, I'm retired. It's too late for you to be in the fan club now.

I just assumed you were a fat guy. No offense, but you seem like a fat guy.

[Alex_Murphy]

Aren't you the fat guy who plays with other fat guys in the park?

So you've seen my highlights.. please Abe, I'm retired. It's too late for you to be in the fan club now.

I just assumed you were a fat guy. No offense, but you seem like a fat guy.

What if I was a fat guy. Do you possibly think you could troll me the way you do Artism?

Seriously.

[Deez]

2,500

We aren’t talking about the ice cream.

[Alex_Murphy]

2,500

We aren’t talking about the ice cream.

You are someone I would eclipse with ease on the basketball court. You're too dumb to guard my moves and I'd put you in the popcorn machine with my pump fakes you'll be out of position every time...that's how I envision playing you.