Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

[Bush4Ever.]

There have definitely been periods of time where Cleve was the board bitch, and metaphorically passed around like a prison bitch, with various people raping his asshole and shooting semen deep inside it.

It's not as a consistent a theme as the board members metaphorically twisting Artie's boobies, but it has definitely happened.

[CleveTown™]

There have definitely been periods of time where Cleve was the board bitch, and metaphorically passed around like a prison bitch, with various people raping his asshole and shooting semen deep inside it.

It's not as a consistent a theme as the board members metaphorically twisting Artie's boobies, but it has definitely happened.

It happened because I programmed it that way. I have my finger on the button and press it anytime I want you people to dance. It works every time.

[AbeVigodaLive]

There have definitely been periods of time where Cleve was the board bitch, and metaphorically passed around like a prison bitch, with various people raping his asshole and shooting semen deep inside it.

It's not as a consistent a theme as the board members metaphorically twisting Artie's boobies, but it has definitely happened.

It happened because I programmed it that way. I have my finger on the button and press it anytime I want you people to dance. It works every time.

So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.

[CleveTown™]

There have definitely been periods of time where Cleve was the board bitch, and metaphorically passed around like a prison bitch, with various people raping his asshole and shooting semen deep inside it.

It's not as a consistent a theme as the board members metaphorically twisting Artie's boobies, but it has definitely happened.

It happened because I programmed it that way. I have my finger on the button and press it anytime I want you people to dance. It works every time.

So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.

That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

[rileymartin]

Your angle is pretty straightforward Flaccid Dan...You are a very lonely loser who is desperate for attention...

[AbeVigodaLive]

It happened because I programmed it that way. I have my finger on the button and press it anytime I want you people to dance. It works every time.

So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.

That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]

[CleveTown™]

So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.

That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]

Get back under the sink Abe! No one can find you or hurt you there!

[rileymartin]

Flaccid Dan...2012 AND 2013 WPOY...Congrats!

[CleveTown™]

Flaccid Dan...2012 AND 2013 WPOY...Congrats!

This board would be lame without me. I bring great material. You are basically a nobody here. You can go years without posting and we wouldn't even notice.

[rileymartin]

Flaccid Dan...2012 AND 2013 WPOY...Congrats!

This board would be lame without me. I bring great material. You are basically a nobody here. You can go years without posting and we wouldn't even notice.

2 time WPOY champ...Last poster to win before Leoss...

[Bartman]

He needs to keep up the gimmicks, this place would be dead without him and Artman.

[lettherebehouse]

So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.

That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]

I don’t think any of those things about Cleve. He’s just bored and doesn’t take himself that seriously here, as he shouldn’t. He knows what entertains this board (and himself) and is willing to throw shit out there to get it going. It’s hysterical, IMHO.

I can picture him sitting in his office chair only in a pair of boxers and mismatched socks eating popcorn laughing his ass off every time he ropes Riley or Throb in with such ease. Hysterical I tell ya.

[AbeVigodaLive]

That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]

I don’t think any of those things about Cleve. He’s just bored and doesn’t take himself that seriously here, as he shouldn’t. He knows what entertains this board (and himself) and is willing to throw shit out there to get it going. It’s hysterical, IMHO.

I can picture him sitting in his office chair only in a pair of boxers and mismatched socks eating popcorn laughing his ass off every time he ropes Riley or Throb in with such ease. Hysterical I tell ya.

I don't think he's dumb either.

But lonely? C'mon now. That guy is about as lonely as a man can get. Nobody who looks like him. Nobody to talk to. No cultural commonalities with anybody. I don't care how much he's playing a caricature, that's a lonely life he leads in Korea with only two people who even acknowledge his existence. That's not even a troll. It's more concern. He's on his own. I'm sure it's enough to make anybody a bit stir-crazy for attention here and there.

[lettherebehouse]

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]

I don’t think any of those things about Cleve. He’s just bored and doesn’t take himself that seriously here, as he shouldn’t. He knows what entertains this board (and himself) and is willing to throw shit out there to get it going. It’s hysterical, IMHO.

I can picture him sitting in his office chair only in a pair of boxers and mismatched socks eating popcorn laughing his ass off every time he ropes Riley or Throb in with such ease. Hysterical I tell ya.

I don't think he's dumb either.

But lonely? C'mon now. That guy is about as lonely as a man can get. Nobody who looks like him. Nobody to talk to. No cultural commonalities with anybody. I don't care how much he's playing a caricature, that's a lonely life he leads in Korea with only two people who even acknowledge his existence. That's not even a troll. It's more concern. He's on his own. I'm sure it's enough to make anybody a bit stir-crazy for attention here and there.

Maybe he’s like Sab, better off lonely? Having a circle of friends and a shit ton of cousins, nieces, nephews and shit just isn’t his thing. He’s got his wife, kid, business, fantasy sports, and us. There’s always enough stuff to keep busy to counteract loneliness. Shit if that’s the case, I’m a lonely sap myself. At this stage in the game, I’m cool with a shrunken circle.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Sab isn't ostracized from society like Clevetown.

But I get it. You and Cleve are pretty similar.

[lettherebehouse]

Sab isn't ostracized from society like Clevetown.

But I get it. You and Cleve are pretty similar.

Yeah but isn’t Sab literally a 40 year old virgin?

[AbeVigodaLive]

Sab isn't ostracized from society like Clevetown.

But I get it. You and Cleve are pretty similar.

Yeah but isn’t Sab literally a 40 year old virgin?

I don't know. I can only speak for myself. I have not boned him.

Part of the reason I dunno about Sabby is that he's pretty low-key. Maybe he truly doesn't care about interaction, it would reflect in how he lives his life and how he posts. I'd say Cleve's form of posting indicates that he does have some desire to interact with people. And as noted, trolling aside... the dude has to be lonely as fuck in a country where he still has no idea how to ask for directions or order a bagel.

If they have bagels.

[LNS]

Saboteur definitely has some severed cat heads icing in his freezer.