Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Talk about anything here.

Choose Clevetown's next failed message board persona

Mean-spirited racist who really really likes country music
0
No votes
Health food nut who wears good shoes
2
14%
Former prison salad tosser
1
7%
Worlds best dad
5
36%
Board bitch
5
36%
Other
1
7%
 
Total votes: 14

User avatar
Bush4Ever.
All-Time Great
Posts: 14711
Joined: Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:37 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by Bush4Ever. »

There have definitely been periods of time where Cleve was the board bitch, and metaphorically passed around like a prison bitch, with various people raping his asshole and shooting semen deep inside it.

It's not as a consistent a theme as the board members metaphorically twisting Artie's boobies, but it has definitely happened.
User avatar
CleveTown™
Three-Time Fantasy Champion King
Posts: 71006
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:31 am

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by CleveTown™ »

Bush4Ever. wrote:There have definitely been periods of time where Cleve was the board bitch, and metaphorically passed around like a prison bitch, with various people raping his asshole and shooting semen deep inside it.

It's not as a consistent a theme as the board members metaphorically twisting Artie's boobies, but it has definitely happened.
It happened because I programmed it that way. I have my finger on the button and press it anytime I want you people to dance. It works every time.
October 16th, 2020. Thank you Pastor John (P)
January 7th. (D)
User avatar
AbeVigodaLive
Clean-Up Crew
Posts: 55963
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:21 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by AbeVigodaLive »

CleveTown™ wrote:
Bush4Ever. wrote:There have definitely been periods of time where Cleve was the board bitch, and metaphorically passed around like a prison bitch, with various people raping his asshole and shooting semen deep inside it.

It's not as a consistent a theme as the board members metaphorically twisting Artie's boobies, but it has definitely happened.
It happened because I programmed it that way. I have my finger on the button and press it anytime I want you people to dance. It works every time.


So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.
User avatar
CleveTown™
Three-Time Fantasy Champion King
Posts: 71006
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:31 am

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by CleveTown™ »

AbeVigodaLive wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote:
Bush4Ever. wrote:There have definitely been periods of time where Cleve was the board bitch, and metaphorically passed around like a prison bitch, with various people raping his asshole and shooting semen deep inside it.

It's not as a consistent a theme as the board members metaphorically twisting Artie's boobies, but it has definitely happened.
It happened because I programmed it that way. I have my finger on the button and press it anytime I want you people to dance. It works every time.


So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.
That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.
October 16th, 2020. Thank you Pastor John (P)
January 7th. (D)
User avatar
rileymartin
Mount Rushmore
Posts: 31088
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:25 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by rileymartin »

Your angle is pretty straightforward Flaccid Dan...You are a very lonely loser who is desperate for attention...
User avatar
AbeVigodaLive
Clean-Up Crew
Posts: 55963
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:21 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by AbeVigodaLive »

CleveTown™ wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote: It happened because I programmed it that way. I have my finger on the button and press it anytime I want you people to dance. It works every time.


So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.
That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]
User avatar
CleveTown™
Three-Time Fantasy Champion King
Posts: 71006
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:31 am

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by CleveTown™ »

AbeVigodaLive wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:


So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.
That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]
Get back under the sink Abe! No one can find you or hurt you there!
Image
October 16th, 2020. Thank you Pastor John (P)
January 7th. (D)
User avatar
rileymartin
Mount Rushmore
Posts: 31088
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:25 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by rileymartin »

Flaccid Dan...2012 AND 2013 WPOY...Congrats!
User avatar
CleveTown™
Three-Time Fantasy Champion King
Posts: 71006
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:31 am

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by CleveTown™ »

rileymartin wrote:Flaccid Dan...2012 AND 2013 WPOY...Congrats!
This board would be lame without me. I bring great material. You are basically a nobody here. You can go years without posting and we wouldn't even notice.
October 16th, 2020. Thank you Pastor John (P)
January 7th. (D)
User avatar
rileymartin
Mount Rushmore
Posts: 31088
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:25 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by rileymartin »

CleveTown™ wrote:
rileymartin wrote:Flaccid Dan...2012 AND 2013 WPOY...Congrats!
This board would be lame without me. I bring great material. You are basically a nobody here. You can go years without posting and we wouldn't even notice.
2 time WPOY champ...Last poster to win before Leoss...

:mjlaugh:
User avatar
Bartman
Hall of Famer
Posts: 7942
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 1:22 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by Bartman »

He needs to keep up the gimmicks, this place would be dead without him and Artman.
User avatar
lettherebehouse
Clean-Up Crew
Posts: 58388
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:06 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by lettherebehouse »

AbeVigodaLive wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:


So not even his "laugh at me for being an idiot" troll bit is novel.

Artman has been playing the fiddle for 2,345,681 posts already.

Congrats for making it easy for us to laugh at you though.
That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]

I don’t think any of those things about Cleve. He’s just bored and doesn’t take himself that seriously here, as he shouldn’t. He knows what entertains this board (and himself) and is willing to throw shit out there to get it going. It’s hysterical, IMHO.

I can picture him sitting in his office chair only in a pair of boxers and mismatched socks eating popcorn laughing his ass off every time he ropes Riley or Throb in with such ease. Hysterical I tell ya.

:haha2:
User avatar
AbeVigodaLive
Clean-Up Crew
Posts: 55963
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:21 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by AbeVigodaLive »

lettherebehouse wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote: That's not my angle, you still don't get it. Go back in hiding Gaybe. You were safer then.

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]

I don’t think any of those things about Cleve. He’s just bored and doesn’t take himself that seriously here, as he shouldn’t. He knows what entertains this board (and himself) and is willing to throw shit out there to get it going. It’s hysterical, IMHO.

I can picture him sitting in his office chair only in a pair of boxers and mismatched socks eating popcorn laughing his ass off every time he ropes Riley or Throb in with such ease. Hysterical I tell ya.

:haha2:

I don't think he's dumb either.

But lonely? C'mon now. That guy is about as lonely as a man can get. Nobody who looks like him. Nobody to talk to. No cultural commonalities with anybody. I don't care how much he's playing a caricature, that's a lonely life he leads in Korea with only two people who even acknowledge his existence. That's not even a troll. It's more concern. He's on his own. I'm sure it's enough to make anybody a bit stir-crazy for attention here and there.
User avatar
lettherebehouse
Clean-Up Crew
Posts: 58388
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:06 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by lettherebehouse »

AbeVigodaLive wrote:
lettherebehouse wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:

"I can make you guys think I'm an idiot whenever I want!"

- Clevetown.



[Note: You just wrote that. And it's true. You're good at making us think you're dumb, lonely, pathetic, et al. Not everybody can make it look so effortlessly as you and Artism. So again... congrats.]

I don’t think any of those things about Cleve. He’s just bored and doesn’t take himself that seriously here, as he shouldn’t. He knows what entertains this board (and himself) and is willing to throw shit out there to get it going. It’s hysterical, IMHO.

I can picture him sitting in his office chair only in a pair of boxers and mismatched socks eating popcorn laughing his ass off every time he ropes Riley or Throb in with such ease. Hysterical I tell ya.

:haha2:

I don't think he's dumb either.

But lonely? C'mon now. That guy is about as lonely as a man can get. Nobody who looks like him. Nobody to talk to. No cultural commonalities with anybody. I don't care how much he's playing a caricature, that's a lonely life he leads in Korea with only two people who even acknowledge his existence. That's not even a troll. It's more concern. He's on his own. I'm sure it's enough to make anybody a bit stir-crazy for attention here and there.

Maybe he’s like Sab, better off lonely? Having a circle of friends and a shit ton of cousins, nieces, nephews and shit just isn’t his thing. He’s got his wife, kid, business, fantasy sports, and us. There’s always enough stuff to keep busy to counteract loneliness. Shit if that’s the case, I’m a lonely sap myself. At this stage in the game, I’m cool with a shrunken circle.



:noidea:
User avatar
AbeVigodaLive
Clean-Up Crew
Posts: 55963
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:21 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by AbeVigodaLive »

Sab isn't ostracized from society like Clevetown.

But I get it. You and Cleve are pretty similar.

:suds:
User avatar
lettherebehouse
Clean-Up Crew
Posts: 58388
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 3:06 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by lettherebehouse »

AbeVigodaLive wrote:Sab isn't ostracized from society like Clevetown.

But I get it. You and Cleve are pretty similar.

:suds:

Yeah but isn’t Sab literally a 40 year old virgin?

:stephena:
User avatar
AbeVigodaLive
Clean-Up Crew
Posts: 55963
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 12:21 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by AbeVigodaLive »

lettherebehouse wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:Sab isn't ostracized from society like Clevetown.

But I get it. You and Cleve are pretty similar.

:suds:

Yeah but isn’t Sab literally a 40 year old virgin?

:stephena:

I don't know. I can only speak for myself. I have not boned him.

Part of the reason I dunno about Sabby is that he's pretty low-key. Maybe he truly doesn't care about interaction, it would reflect in how he lives his life and how he posts. I'd say Cleve's form of posting indicates that he does have some desire to interact with people. And as noted, trolling aside... the dude has to be lonely as fuck in a country where he still has no idea how to ask for directions or order a bagel.

If they have bagels.
LNS
Boxing Knowledge Champ
Posts: 55677
Joined: Sun Jan 19, 2014 6:32 pm

Re: Guess Clevetown's failed flailing gimmick

Post by LNS »

Saboteur definitely has some severed cat heads icing in his freezer.
Post Reply