What would it be like if we all had to quarantine together?

[AbeVigodaLive]

Good to see Artism hasn't changed. I guess.

[AbeVigodaLive]

This board has a lot of posters and even if we're only housing the more active posters it still would be a fucking big mansion.

Stars obviously supplies the alcohol.

We have multiple posters supplying the Devil's Lettuce.

The house will be heavily armed thanks to Ripper, Paskeezy, Riley, Infidel, etc. Also, I'm definitely checking out Artman's medieval selection.

This house has to have a basketball court built-in somewhere so when all the dust settles and we don't have to quarantine we can run some games and finally see who the best player on the board truly is.

I call dibs on Karl.

I need a guy on the block who can handle the ball.

[LNS]

Good to see Artism hasn't changed. I guess.

His autism has actually spiraled badly this past year.

[PhutureDynasty]

This board has a lot of posters and even if we're only housing the more active posters it still would be a fucking big mansion.

Stars obviously supplies the alcohol.

We have multiple posters supplying the Devil's Lettuce.

The house will be heavily armed thanks to Ripper, Paskeezy, Riley, Infidel, etc. Also, I'm definitely checking out Artman's medieval selection.

This house has to have a basketball court built-in somewhere so when all the dust settles and we don't have to quarantine we can run some games and finally see who the best player on the board truly is.

I call dibs on Karl.

I need a guy on the block who can handle the ball.

Is he the white Karl Malone to your John Stockton?

[AbeVigodaLive]

This board has a lot of posters and even if we're only housing the more active posters it still would be a fucking big mansion.

Stars obviously supplies the alcohol.

We have multiple posters supplying the Devil's Lettuce.

The house will be heavily armed thanks to Ripper, Paskeezy, Riley, Infidel, etc. Also, I'm definitely checking out Artman's medieval selection.

This house has to have a basketball court built-in somewhere so when all the dust settles and we don't have to quarantine we can run some games and finally see who the best player on the board truly is.

I call dibs on Karl.

I need a guy on the block who can handle the ball.

Is he the white Karl Malone to your John Stockton?

They do have the same spelling of the same name. And I once sported a John Stockton haircut.* That's not a coincidence.





* I was 8.

[PhutureDynasty]

I call dibs on Karl.

I need a guy on the block who can handle the ball.

Is he the white Karl Malone to your John Stockton?

They do have the same spelling of the same name. And I once sported a John Stockton haircut.* That's not a coincidence.





* I was 8.

I have a trusted source that told me you still have the Nash haircut.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Don't think for a second that I didn't rock a Nash-esque haircut at one point in my life... before or after (or both)... rocking the Jason Williams buzz-type cut.

I cut the hair a week before I met the Gal Pal. She's on record that she'd have ignored me if I still had the longer, greasy hair. Along those lines, she was largely (entirely) unimpressed with the quarantine beard I had going last week.

[AlaskaHawks]

A bit surprised to see so many people instantly go to a fight to the death mentality among friends.

I think it would be pretty terrible though. As much as I get along with a decent portion of the people here, there are several insufferable personalities on here. IDK if it's all some online persona or real, but not really interested in finding out in some cases.

[paskeezy3000]

Artman

[AlaskaHawks]

I definitely have a nice quarentine beard that puts Riley's 5 month beard to shame in just a few weeks.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Artman

Piggy! NOOOOO!

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Artman

Concussed AF lol

[elartman1973]

Artman

You're pretty concussed kid..I would easily be one of the indisputable leaders of the entire scene...you really don't have a clue...I'm great.in emergencies and these type of.situations..calm collected and stoic

[LNS]

Artman

You're pretty concussed kid..I would easily be one of the indisputable leaders of the entire scene...you really don't have a clue...I'm great.in emergencies and these type of.situations..calm collected and stoic

But you’re easily concussed.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Artman

You're pretty concussed kid..I would easily be one of the indisputable leaders of the entire scene...you really don't have a clue...I'm great.in emergencies and these type of.situations..calm collected and stoic

Fair enough. I'm sure you are.

But people here... the same people who'd be in this hypothetical situation... are telling you that they think you're a jackass. So it doesn't really matter that you're buff and handsome and super smart and wealthy and a chick magnet and scholar and a good son and a great dad and a top-notch owl shit painter and a political savant and a great wrestler and a svelte and in perfect health and a great baller and an awesome dancer and the best drug user and the best reader and the best sleeper and the best eater of only healthy food because you're in the best shape and the best leader...

... because you've portrayed yourself (accurately or not) as the complete opposite of those things for your entire historic posting history. Even more important, you'd be walking into this hotbed of hostility where everybody thinks you're a clown with autism. Kind of tough to lead with that sort of history. Just saying.

[elartman1973]

Artman

You're pretty concussed kid..I would easily be one of the indisputable leaders of the entire scene...you really don't have a clue...I'm great.in emergencies and these type of.situations..calm collected and stoic

Fair enough. I'm sure you are.

But people here... the same people who'd be in this hypothetical situation... are telling you that they think you're a jackass. So it doesn't really matter that you're buff and handsome and super smart and wealthy and a chick magnet and scholar and a good son and a great dad and a top-notch owl shit painter and a political savant and a great wrestler and a svelte and in perfect health and a great baller and an awesome dancer and the best drug user and the best reader and the best sleeper and the best eater of only healthy food because you're in the best shape and the best leader...

... because you've portrayed yourself (accurately or not) as the complete opposite of those things for your entire historic posting history. Even more important, you'd be walking into this hotbed of hostility where everybody thinks you're a clown with autism. Kind of tough to lead with that sort of history. Just saying.

Reality brings real to.the surface and cherish trolls to the back ofnthe bus

[LNS]

NO ONE is following this awkward looking fucker...

[elartman1973]

NO ONE is following this awkward looking fucker...

I don't even look like that. Not even 2 minutes after that picture and there's nothing wrong with how I looked...keep reaching and coming up empty.
You seriously lack common sense and have no idea what leadership is even about. Clearly you are a follower as is most of this board

[paskeezy3000]

NO ONE is following this awkward looking fucker...

I don't even look like that. Not even 2 minutes after that picture and there's nothing wrong with how I looked...keep reaching and coming up empty.
You seriously lack common sense and have no idea what leadership is even about. Clearly you are a follower as is most of this board

[LNS]

NO ONE is following this awkward looking fucker...

I don't even look like that. Not even 2 minutes after that picture and there's nothing wrong with how I looked...keep reaching and coming up empty.
You seriously lack common sense and have no idea what leadership is even about. Clearly you are a follower as is most of this board

Uhhh that’s literally you, guy.