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[Bartman]

It's quite possible he is Virgin status. Not for any religious reason. It's just that nobody will fuck him.

Dude, I get snatch on a regular basis. You wish you were as sexually active.

And her name is Rosie, right?

WTF is that suppose to mean?

[Sudanese Sensation]

One of our more prolific posters joined sportshoopla and was assigned to their other board on the same day he joined.

Who was that?

His initials are TDK.

[Bartman]

One of our more prolific posters joined sportshoopla and was assigned to their other board on the same day he joined.

Who was that?

His initials are TDK.

LMAO.

[Sudanese Sensation]

Who was that?

His initials are TDK.

LMAO.

I'm pretty sure his first series of posts were stridently anti-LeBron.

[lettherebehouse]

Dude, I get snatch on a regular basis. You wish you were as sexually active.

That sounded convincing.

It's the truth, who cares if it's convincing.

[LNS]

“Hey guys I get lots of snatch! Honest I do!”

-Barty

[Bartman]

“Hey guys I get lots of snatch! Honest I do!”

-Barty

You're so jealous, since your sex life consists of watching Toothpick plow your wife while you sit in the corner and jerk off.

[Chooch]

LNS gives off the glaring attributes of someone who lashes out at others probably mostly because his wife is in and out of rehab every month.

[LNS]

“Hey guys I get lots of snatch! Honest I do!”

-Barty

You're so jealous, since your sex life consists of watching Toothpick plow your wife while you sit in the corner and jerk off.

I was just paraphrasing what you wrote.

[Alex_Murphy]

I honestly don't think he's ever touched an ass or a titty.

[lettherebehouse]

I honestly don't think he's ever touched an ass or a titty.

All trullz aside, I agree.

Sad

[LNS]

I honestly don't think he's ever touched an ass or a titty.

Naw... he gets loads of “snatch”.

[Alex_Murphy]

I honestly don't think he's ever touched an ass or a titty.

Naw... he gets loads of “snatch”.

What the hell is that?

[lettherebehouse]

I honestly don't think he's ever touched an ass or a titty.

Naw... he gets loads of “snatch”.

Who says that? I bet even Stars isn't this out of place when talking about getting laid with his boys. And Bartman's allegedly in the thick of it right there in Orange County. So much easy game between Fullerton - Huntington Beach - Irvine. Holy shit I can't imagine how outcasted he'd look on Main St or Harbor Blvd after hours.

Preppy prolly tucks his shirt into his shorts and shit, Sabby style.

[Bartman]

You two are teaming up with Leoss? Come on now, you can't be that desperate to beat Bartman. I'm disappointed in the both of you. Three of you and you still can't take down Bartman...lol

[Bartman]

I honestly don't think he's ever touched an ass or a titty.

I get plenty of that. The only ass and titty you've touch was your Mom's and sister's...LMAO

[Bartman]

I honestly don't think he's ever touched an ass or a titty.

Naw... he gets loads of “snatch”.

Who says that? I bet even Stars isn't this out of place when talking about getting laid with his boys. And Bartman's allegedly in the thick of it right there in Orange County. So much easy game between Fullerton - Huntington Beach - Irvine. Holy shit I can't imagine how outcasted he'd look on Main St or Harbor Blvd after hours.

Preppy prolly tucks his shirt into his shorts and shit, Sabby style.

I don't need any game, bruh, the chicks gravitate to me. I have to turn pussy away I got so much excess. What do you know about game anyway? You're a cuck raising another man's kid just like LNS. You all have a lot in common that's why you stick together. I can do you a favor, though, I can let you live vicariously through me so at least you can feel you have some sort of sex life.

[CleveTown™]

awesome thread

[LNS]

We believe you Barty. Sheesh...

[Bartman]

We believe you Barty. Sheesh...

Good. Because I believe you weren't rammed in the ass by your gay roommate.