We will call this BAN "Shame" close enough.
Well I've known Shame since middle school. Hes a n*gger in every sense of the word and I dont like him primarily because hes disrespectful to me and always has been, and for other reasons I can't really divulge into.
Anyways back to the basketball, gave him and his team the business all... day... long.
Some of my classic shit talking lines from those games included:
"I'll slap the stupid out of you if you call me that one more time"
After blocking one of his shots: "Do you know where the fuck you're at right now!?"
"None of these scrubs can guard me!"
"You're going to need a time machine to guard me, old man"
After sinking two 3s in a row: "say my name, bitch"
But probably no line was more triggering than "comin' to getcha!" I probably said that a dozen times on offense and defense...it just rolled off my tongue so well I had to keep it going.
Finally when they realized we were owning them, the dirty fouls came into play just blatant flagrant shit against me, shoving me in mid air, shoving me in the back on blow bys... at this point yo boi had to get G'd up from da feet up if you know what I'm saying.
I'll be uploading the video clips to this thread in the near future.
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