Is this supposed to be offensive to White folk?

[lettherebehouse]

I had the same mascot in college that I had in high school.

It was a nickname none of you have ever heard. And it was terrible.

Cool story. Would be even cooler if we knew you’d ever tell us what it was.

Realized that after I wrote it... but I'm not comfortable in revealing it. Too easy to search for our internet sleuth creeps.

Yeah, this reveal would definitely triangulate us onto your elusive identity.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Cool story. Would be even cooler if we knew you’d ever tell us what it was.

Realized that after I wrote it... but I'm not comfortable in revealing it. Too easy to search for our internet sleuth creeps.

Yeah, this reveal would definitely triangulate us onto your elusive identity.

While I agree that it's incredible unlikely and even silly... I'll never forget the time a few years ago when I posted some photo of some random guy claiming it was me. The amount of digging some posters went to find out stuff about that guy was alarming.

True spit.

[Bush4Ever35]

We know ("know"), Abe lived in Minnesota, and played basketball with BLACK players in high school.

We also know his mascot has an unusual name.

Someone should list out all the basketball team mascot names in the Twin Cities and see which ones are unusual.

Then, since Abe's estimated age is late 30s, his graduating class was approximately 20 years ago (in or around 1999).

Someone can then go to one of those classmates/alumni internet pages and see the graduating classes in and around those years.

Find the guys named Paul, because Abe talks and posts like a Paul. Abe is one of those guys.

Boom!

#creepyasfucklmao

[AbeVigodaLive]

We know ("know"), Abe lived in Minnesota, and played basketball with BLACK players in high school.

We also know his mascot has an unusual name.

Someone should list out all the basketball team mascot names in the Twin Cities and see which ones are unusual.

Then, since Abe's estimated age is late 30s, his graduating class was approximately 20 years ago (in or around 1999).

Someone can then go to one of those classmates/alumni internet pages and see the graduating classes in and around those years.

Find the guys named Paul, because Abe talks and posts like a Paul. Abe is one of those guys.

Boom!

#creepyasfucklmao

I have two good friends named Paul if that helps in the quest.

[Kingcarl24]

We know ("know"), Abe lived in Minnesota, and played basketball with BLACK players in high school.

We also know his mascot has an unusual name.

Someone should list out all the basketball team mascot names in the Twin Cities and see which ones are unusual.

Then, since Abe's estimated age is late 30s, his graduating class was approximately 20 years ago (in or around 1999).

Someone can then go to one of those classmates/alumni internet pages and see the graduating classes in and around those years.

Find the guys named Paul, because Abe talks and posts like a Paul. Abe is one of those guys.

Boom!

#creepyasfucklmao

Teddies
Mainstreeters
Superlarks
Awesome blossoms
Spuds
Gobblers
Silverstreaks
Wrens
Burros
Green wave
Rails

[AbeVigodaLive]

We know ("know"), Abe lived in Minnesota, and played basketball with BLACK players in high school.

We also know his mascot has an unusual name.

Someone should list out all the basketball team mascot names in the Twin Cities and see which ones are unusual.

Then, since Abe's estimated age is late 30s, his graduating class was approximately 20 years ago (in or around 1999).

Someone can then go to one of those classmates/alumni internet pages and see the graduating classes in and around those years.

Find the guys named Paul, because Abe talks and posts like a Paul. Abe is one of those guys.

Boom!

#creepyasfucklmao

Teddies
Mainstreeters
Superlarks
Awesome blossoms
Spuds
Gobblers
Silverstreaks
Wrens
Burros
Green wave
Rails

In Minnesota? C'mon. They're called donkeys around here for chrissakes.

[zombiesonics]

Abe is a Paul? He seems like a Christopher (who prefers to be called Christopher, not Chris).

[AbeVigodaLive]

Abe is a Paul? He seems like a Christopher (who prefers to be called Christopher, not Chris).

If you were going that route... I think you missed an opportunity with Kristopher.

[Da Stars.]

I got called a honkey and a cracker. I told the black dude yes I honk my horn and yes I like cheese and crackers. Then I asked him if he wanted for wine to go along with it. Went over his head.

[AbeVigodaLive]

I got called a honkey and a cracker. I told the black dude yes I honk my horn and yes I like cheese and crackers. Then I asked him if he wanted for wine to go along with it. Went over his head.

[lettherebehouse]

I got called a honkey and a cracker. I told the black dude yes I honk my horn and yes I like cheese and crackers. Then I asked him if he wanted for wine to go along with it. Went over his head.

[zombiesonics]

Abe is a Paul? He seems like a Christopher (who prefers to be called Christopher, not Chris).

If you were going that route... I think you missed an opportunity with Kristopher.

I was actually leaning towards Johnathan before setting on Christopher. Edward and Benjamin were also in play.

All I know is that whatever your name is, you definitely prefer the full version. You’re one of those guys.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Abe is a Paul? He seems like a Christopher (who prefers to be called Christopher, not Chris).

If you were going that route... I think you missed an opportunity with Kristopher.

I was actually leaning towards Johnathan before setting on Christopher. Edward and Benjamin were also in play.

All I know is that whatever your name is, you definitely prefer the full version. You’re one of those guys.

Everybody knows it's spelled "Jonathon" you dim-witted, anti-semite mouth-breathing fuckface.

[Alex_Murphy]

Redskins is kinda sorta like calling a Mexican a wetback

"Caucasians" tho? Not offensive ... should a went with something more edgy... like Wiggers, Rednecks, Liberals, etc..