I didn't buy any Halloween candy for the neighborhood kids again this year

[elartman1973]

I keep my outside lights off and my house can hardly be seen from the road when its dark..us I have a long driveway...
I'm not interested in kids and their shitty costumes knocking on my door every 3 minutes asking for handouts like I know some posters here do...
Ive been rolling like this for the past 5 years and not one knock on my door on Halloween....I think I've beaten the system

[Kingcarl24]

I bet your kids love this.

[AtiliusRegulus]

I would never let my kids go to your house for candy. smdh.

[LACANO]

I bet your kids love this.

Lol

[Johnnyblazzed]

Could it also be due to the sign the law requires you put in your yard?

[AlaskaHawks]

I bet your kids love this.

Why would someone with Kids even be home?

Shouldn't he be taking his kids out Trick or Treating?

[elartman1973]

Be honest....you bought a ton of candy to hand out, but had a moment of weakness and ate it all

I'm not into sweets

[elartman1973]

I would never let my kids go to your house for candy. smdh.

I'm safer than wherever your kids will be asking for handouts

[elartman1973]

I bet your kids love this.

Why would someone with Kids even be home?

Shouldn't he be taking his kids out Trick or Treating?

No..that's only for little kids...and.in unsafe nieghborhoods

[Bush4Ever35]

I'll be taking Princess Bush around the neighborhood tonight.

I hope my analog in Orlando eggs Artman's house.

[Note: Is it really that hard to simply leave a bowl of candy mini-bites?]

[elartman1973]

I'll be taking Princess Bush around the neighborhood tonight.

I hope my analog in Orlando eggs Artman's house.

[Note: Is it really that hard to simply leave a bowl of candy mini-bites?]

My house isn't on the road...most people would avoid it due to the long walk up the driveway...plus its really dark at night so they likely wouldn't come up based on that too...

[AlaskaHawks]

I bet your kids love this.

Why would someone with Kids even be home?

Shouldn't he be taking his kids out Trick or Treating?

No..that's only for little kids...and.in unsafe nieghborhoods

Oh, your kids are grown?

[Repeat3peat]

Translation:

"Broke, brown and Momma Dukes is out of town"


Sad.

[ripper76]

I'll be taking Princess Bush around the neighborhood tonight.

I hope my analog in Orlando eggs Artman's house.

[Note: Is it really that hard to simply leave a bowl of candy mini-bites?]

My house isn't on the road...most people would avoid it due to the long walk up the driveway...plus its really dark at night so they likely wouldn't come up based on that too...

No lights? Guess you weren’t able to pay your electric bill again.

[Repeat3peat]

I'll be taking Princess Bush around the neighborhood tonight.

I hope my analog in Orlando eggs Artman's house.

[Note: Is it really that hard to simply leave a bowl of candy mini-bites?]

My house isn't on the road...most people would avoid it due to the long walk up the driveway...plus its really dark at night so they likely wouldn't come up based on that too...

No lights? Guess you weren’t able to pay your electric bill again.

lol...That too.

[elartman1973]

I'll be taking Princess Bush around the neighborhood tonight.

I hope my analog in Orlando eggs Artman's house.

[Note: Is it really that hard to simply leave a bowl of candy mini-bites?]

My house isn't on the road...most people would avoid it due to the long walk up the driveway...plus its really dark at night so they likely wouldn't come up based on that too...

No lights? Guess you weren’t able to pay your electric bill again.

I've always paid my electric bill and always been able to pay it...
I have motion sensor lights but they only come on when you are close to the house on my walkway to the front door...
I'm not into Halloween...its a dumb holiday...I don't do shit I don't want to do just because.others are doing it...I'm not like you...I don't fall prey to society...I have my own mind

[Bush4Ever35]

My house isn't on the road...most people would avoid it due to the long walk up the driveway...plus its really dark at night so they likely wouldn't come up based on that too...

I'm not sure why your house's location would make it more or less difficult to leave a bowl of candy.

You could put a house on the moon, and it requires basically the same energy to fill a bowl with bite-sized snickers or milky ways as it would if your house was right off main street.

[elartman1973]

My house isn't on the road...most people would avoid it due to the long walk up the driveway...plus its really dark at night so they likely wouldn't come up based on that too...

I'm not sure why your house's location would make it more or less difficult to leave a bowl of candy.

You could put a house on the moon, and it requires basically the same energy to fill a bowl with bite-sized snickers or milky ways as it would if your house was right off main street.

Because we all know they would all be gone within the first three kids....don't be naive

[Bush4Ever35]

Because we all know they would all be gone within the first three kids....don't be naive

Yes, that can happen.

That still wouldn't make it particularly difficult to pour candy into a bowl.

Or simply not be an asshole and answer the door for the few kids brave enough to walk two miles uphill to your self-proclaimed secret hidden house that definitely exists.

[ripper76]

My house isn't on the road...most people would avoid it due to the long walk up the driveway...plus its really dark at night so they likely wouldn't come up based on that too...

No lights? Guess you weren’t able to pay your electric bill again.

I've always paid my electric bill and always been able to pay it...
I have motion sensor lights but they only come on when you are close to the house on my walkway to the front door...
I'm not into Halloween...its a dumb holiday...I don't do shit I don't want to do just because.others are doing it...I'm not like you...I don't fall prey to society...I have my own mind

You are a textbook example of an NPC. Your mind was burned out long ago from all the drug abuse. Now it’s filled with propaganda from CNN and your Facebook feed. Sad!