Hi Schlomo, “the races explained by hammers”

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AtiliusRegulus
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Hi Schlomo, “the races explained by hammers”

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The races, as explained by hammers:

Give a white man a hammer, and he'll build a castle.
Give an Oriental a hammer, and he'll build ten identical hammers.
Give a Mexican a hammer, and he'll use it to open beer bottles.
Give a black man a hammer, and he'll hit a white man with it.
Give a Jew a hammer, and he'll hand it to a black man.
Check the method from Bedrock, 'cause I rock your head to bed
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Re: Hi Schlomo, “the races explained by hammers”

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Aye yo' Atil, check out the star on the side of this truck door... Schlomo's been busy.

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I’ve always said that we should penetrate 20 miles into Mexico an claim. The first 10 miles for Americans and let the remaining 10 miles be layered with land mines and be surveilled by drones and fighter jets
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Re: Hi Schlomo, “the races explained by hammers”

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AtiliusRegulus wrote:The races, as explained by hammers:

Give a white man a hammer, and he'll build a castle.
Give an Oriental a hammer, and he'll build ten identical hammers.
Give a Mexican a hammer, and he'll use it to open beer bottles.
Give a black man a hammer, and he'll hit a white man with it.
Give a Jew a hammer, and he'll hand it to a black man.
Sad thing is you actually believe all that crap and judge people based on race before anything else...you're a very ignorant narrowminded problem
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