LMAO at AbeVigodaLive... ESPN message board edition.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Fell into a rabbit hole... and came out of it with a handful of emails sent to mzinga demanding to be unbanned from the ESPN forums.



A snippet...

"My NBA-related thread was deleted almost immediately. Why? Was it because I didn't mention Kobe Bryant's alleged rape victim, LeBron James' mom or Derrick Rose's acne?"

[LNS]

So dramatic

[AbeVigodaLive]

What was/is wrong with me?

"Why would I be banned? This happened after I posted a thread about the ridiculous measures teens are taking to drink booze. The article and link to a national newspaper may have seemed off-topic... but then I spun it to make the entire premise a subtle jab on Vince Carter's legacy. Are all off-topic threads immediately banned... and if so... isn't it your responsibility to accurately determine if they really are as off-topic as they might first appear? Or, is one of Vince Carter's relatives now in charge of moderation?"

[CleveTown™]

this is a depressing thread.

[AbeVigodaLive]

this is a depressing thread.

You're telling me.

I keep reading how I've regressed as a poster. But I dunno. There's evidence here to suggest that I was never all that good of one.

[Chooch]

Why did it take you longer than 60 seconds to change your IP?

[zombiesonics]

I was IP banned for a year for saying LeChoke

Actually the ban was permanent, but I got a new IP and came back at TheFoot69 with my avatar a picture of my foot. Lasted a year or so

I wonder if artman jerked off to that avatar

Wait, you were the foot guy? lol

I know that were The Real Dan Gilbert. Then you eventually came back as Madnesssss. You must’ve been banned a bunch of times.

[Chooch]

I was banned over 50 times.

I made them all count though.

[Bush4Ever35]

When I was in my crazy troll heyday, I probably ran through at least 100 Bush4Ever handles.

I don't think I ever got an IP ban though, but that was like 12 years ago.

Damn...I've been in this community since I was a freshman in college to now...that's scary.

[LNS]

Think i was only banned once or twice. You guys must’ve sucked at trolling.

[Chooch]

Think i was only banned once or twice. You guys must’ve sucked at trolling.

You mean been awesome.

[AbeVigodaLive]

I remember riling up Chancie to the point that he made it his personal mission to get as many posts deleted of mine that he could... along with me being banned.

It never took though. Man, that guy was really into that board.

[AlaskaHawks]

I wonder what Steve Brock is doing now.

Someone should get ahold of him and ask him what the fuck

He needs to be invited here to be Rippers right hand man.

[AbeVigodaLive]

I wonder what Steve Brock is doing now.

Someone should get ahold of him and ask him what the fuck

He needs to be invited here to be Rippers right hand man.

Who'd be the first one to white knight for Grace Cloud?

[Chooch]

She was a fugly dyke.

[AlaskaHawks]

I remember riling up Chancie to the point that he made it his personal mission to get as many posts deleted of mine that he could... along with me being banned.

It never took though. Man, that guy was really into that board.

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[ripper76]

[Kingcarl24]

I feel bad that I never got banned from ESPN now.

[AbeVigodaLive]

I feel bad that I never got banned from ESPN now.

I think 97% of my temporary bans were from an angry Chancie.

[Kingcarl24]

I feel bad that I never got banned from ESPN now.

I think 97% of my temporary bans were from an angry Chancie.

How did Chancie have that much clout there?