I've started talking to this cutie from socal.

[Max]

2 things.

1) Her name is Max. That weirds me out.

2) We were talking about basketball and she said she's a Clippers fan. When I said I was a Lakers' fan, she said, " I don't like Kobe Brian."

Should I kick this bitch to the curb?

[Max]

How did you meet her, plenty of fish?

I hate talking sports with women, they're clueless.

I got in a car accident and she was my nurse.

[Shill Jackson]

nurses and elementary school teachers are wild.
have fun

[FPL]

Weird shit dude lol. One of my exes had the same first name as my sister, and that was tough enough.

[Max]

How did you meet her, plenty of fish?

I hate talking sports with women, they're clueless.

I got in a car accident and she was my nurse.

Did you have a catheter? Man, I got into a drunk driving accident a few years back and woke up in the hospital with a catheter in my penis. I have a small penis, especially when flaccid and it was embarrassing.

Haha no, just messed up my shoulder.

[Max]

Weird shit dude lol. One of my exes had the same first name as my sister, and that was tough enough.

That's more awkward imo.

[Max]

Do you think your ex is getting railed right now?

Ouch, JJ. Ouch.

[Smelters]

Weird shit dude lol. One of my exes had the same first name as my sister, and that was tough enough.

I had that happen to me also.

[swampgator]

Is she Asian?

[Max]

Is she Asian?

Um no. Why?

[Smelters]

Is she Asian?

Um no. Why?

racist.

[swampgator]

Is she Asian?

Um no. Why?

racist.

Clearly. Don't tell my Chinese wife that, though.

Op, nothing special to lead me to ask that.

[LookAway]

2 things.

1) Her name is Max. That weirds me out.

2) We were talking about basketball and she said she's a Clippers fan. When I said I was a Lakers' fan, she said, " I don't like Kobe Brian."

Should I kick this bitch to the curb?

She's not a basketball fan. Probably just got free Clipper tickets a few years ago so now she is a Clippers "fan"

[LookAway]

Um no. Why?

racist.

Clearly. Don't tell my Chinese wife that, though.

Op, nothing special to lead me to ask that.

Is it because the T would be silent if she were Asian?

[Max]

2 things.

1) Her name is Max. That weirds me out.

2) We were talking about basketball and she said she's a Clippers fan. When I said I was a Lakers' fan, she said, " I don't like Kobe Brian."

Should I kick this bitch to the curb?

She's not a basketball fan. Probably just got free Clipper tickets a few years ago so now she is a Clippers "fan"

Yeah. I should've have stated she said, " If I had to pick a team, it's the Clippers." She's obviously not a basketball fan, hence the Kobe Brian remark.

[CleveTown™]

if she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me.

[AlaskaHawks]

Is her name Maxiene? I'd find a different name to call her. No, most girls don't know shit about sports, so don't dump her over that. Convert her to be a Kobe King with you bro. Also, as Shill said, nurses are freaks. At least beat that shit up for a while before you drop her.