ripper76 wrote:Graduating in the top 60% of my class at Ringling Clown College and landing a solid gig painting owl poop at Universal Studios Orlando.
you're desperate
Not at all. The poop residuals from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter allow me to buy a decent amount of dank weed on a regular basis. I could get acid pretty easy too, but my mom gets upset if I drop acid in her basement. I try to be respectful since she doesn’t charge me rent.
ripper76 wrote:Graduating in the top 60% of my class at Ringling Clown College and landing a solid gig painting owl poop at Universal Studios Orlando.
you're desperate
Not at all. The poop residuals from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter allow me to buy a decent amount of dank weed on a regular basis. I could get acid pretty easy too, but my mom gets upset if I drop acid in her basement. I try to be respectful since she doesn’t charge me rent.
You are clueless...I sculpted fake shit for one day...it was a big deal and had to be done..get over it..you're so pathetic...
And no I have not lived at my moms since I was 16 you dumbfuck...
Grow up already
And yes..you're so desperate...it must hurt
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Not at all. The poop residuals from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter allow me to buy a decent amount of dank weed on a regular basis. I could get acid pretty easy too, but my mom gets upset if I drop acid in her basement. I try to be respectful since she doesn’t charge me rent.
You are clueless...I sculpted fake shit for one day...it was a big deal and had to be done..get over it..you're so pathetic...
And no I have not lived at my moms since I was 16 you dumbfuck...
Grow up already
Look, you told your story, now I’m telling mine.
I’m also really proud of this fine gash I pulled about 20 years ago. Pretty redhead with big titties and perfect feet.
Not at all. The poop residuals from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter allow me to buy a decent amount of dank weed on a regular basis. I could get acid pretty easy too, but my mom gets upset if I drop acid in her basement. I try to be respectful since she doesn’t charge me rent.
You are clueless...I sculpted fake shit for one day...it was a big deal and had to be done..get over it..you're so pathetic...
And no I have not lived at my moms since I was 16 you dumbfuck...
Grow up already
Look, you told your story, now I’m telling mine.
I’m also really proud of this fine gash I pulled about 20 years ago. Pretty redhead with big titties and perfect feet.
Did you attract her when she saw your bulging thigh muscles through your jeans on the train?
You never liked me, probably don't like me still, but a ***** liking me aint never paid my bills
Not at all. The poop residuals from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter allow me to buy a decent amount of dank weed on a regular basis. I could get acid pretty easy too, but my mom gets upset if I drop acid in her basement. I try to be respectful since she doesn’t charge me rent.
You are clueless...I sculpted fake shit for one day...it was a big deal and had to be done..get over it..you're so pathetic...
And no I have not lived at my moms since I was 16 you dumbfuck...
Grow up already
Look, you told your story, now I’m telling mine.
I’m also really proud of this fine gash I pulled about 20 years ago. Pretty redhead with big titties and perfect feet.
Not sure what the fuck your problem is but its clearly YOUR problem...
Get some help
elartman1973 wrote:
You are clueless...I sculpted fake shit for one day...it was a big deal and had to be done..get over it..you're so pathetic...
And no I have not lived at my moms since I was 16 you dumbfuck...
Grow up already
Look, you told your story, now I’m telling mine.
I’m also really proud of this fine gash I pulled about 20 years ago. Pretty redhead with big titties and perfect feet.
Not sure what the fuck your problem is but its clearly YOUR problem...
Get some help
Pipe down, Artism.
We're learning more about Ripper here. Stop forcing your way into the conversation. Nobody cares about you.
elartman1973 wrote:
You are clueless...I sculpted fake shit for one day...it was a big deal and had to be done..get over it..you're so pathetic...
And no I have not lived at my moms since I was 16 you dumbfuck...
Grow up already
Look, you told your story, now I’m telling mine.
I’m also really proud of this fine gash I pulled about 20 years ago. Pretty redhead with big titties and perfect feet.
Not sure what the fuck your problem is but its clearly YOUR problem...
Get some help
I’m also really proud of this fine gash I pulled about 20 years ago. Pretty redhead with big titties and perfect feet.
Not sure what the fuck your problem is but its clearly YOUR problem...
Get some help
Pipe down, Artism.
We're learning more about Ripper here. Stop forcing your way into the conversation. Nobody cares about you.
Rippers life is so sad that he is forced to pretend he is living parts of my life..
How desperate...
I'm glad I rejected his friend request on facebook...what a wise move by me...add it to my list of accomplishments
Graduating debt free from college.
Getting an Honorable Mention for All Conference when my team went 2-18 in high school.
Completing a 2 year mormon mission in Puerto Rico.
Finding a woman willing to put up with me for time and all eternity.
Scoring over 50 points in rec league games.
Being a fan of the Seahawks before they won the Superbowl.
Dunking in a game as a lurpy out of shape white dude in his mid 30s.
Helping to raise 3 really beautiful girls (I guess they're young and the jury is still out on whether or not they'll be great adults).
Owning the entire rebel fleet in Lego sets.
Getting 2nd once in Fortnite.
elartman1973 wrote:
Not sure what the fuck your problem is but its clearly YOUR problem...
Get some help
Pipe down, Artism.
We're learning more about Ripper here. Stop forcing your way into the conversation. Nobody cares about you.
Rippers life is so sad that he is forced to pretend he is living parts of my life..
How desperate...
I'm glad I rejected his friend request on facebook...what a wise move by me...add it to my list of accomplishments
We're learning more about Ripper here. Stop forcing your way into the conversation. Nobody cares about you.
Rippers life is so sad that he is forced to pretend he is living parts of my life..
How desperate...
I'm glad I rejected his friend request on facebook...what a wise move by me...add it to my list of accomplishments
there was the time I showered with several chicks.
I was in boxers..they were in bra and panties....at first
Some bras came off and painties were pushed aside to let the water cleanse the gash..
Me and three chicks..two of them were solid 7s and up..the other one we wont talk about
elartman1973 wrote:Buying a house at 24
Selling a house a 30 and pocketing bank
Working on very cool movies that I'm still a fan of.
Meeting several famous artists that I admired
Moving from new Orleans during Mardi gras...a huge accomplishment
Finding my dream girl twice...(2 different women)
Living on my own at 16 years old
Traveling the globe alone on my own dime in my mid 20s
Saving a guys life in 1999 and I just found out I did that like a year ago when the guy finally found me...was surreal...didn't know my words saved his life...
Becoming addicted to running daily and losing all my baby fat and getting cut like an Adonis.
Overcoming my severe back problems
Having all 4 wisdom teeth pulled at the same time
Being the only one with my dad the moment he passed away...he was literally waiting for me so he could let go...
Giving my little sister away at her wedding in my fathers place...
My best mans speech at my brothers wedding
My best mans speech at my buddy Mikes wedding in Napa Valley
Making my way from Penn Station to Williamsburg with luggage in the 2003 blackout
Banging the southern belle on the train to Baltimore on Halloween
Father hood
Becoming a godfather and meaning it
Having my brother admit traits he admires in me that he doesn't possess that my dad and I do...at dads eulogy...
Selling my first painting after college...
Supporting myself for 2 decades with my skills and talent..
Quitting smoking twice
Winning the Best of Ringling Jurors Choice award...very big deal...
Getting and banging a Chick from Finnland while I was in Lucern Switzerland...despite neither of us knowing each others languages.
Landing a dream job right after 9/11 when the nation basically had shut down
Surviving boarding school and not being kicked out for dope distribution...they could never catch me
Surviving 4 direct hit hurricanes within 2 weeks and living and flourishing without power for 3 weeks.
More coming as I remember
A little finesse and google utilization confirmed that you actually typed this all yourself.
I'm impressed, (not with the "Accomplishments" but that you typed all that)
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ripper76 wrote:there was the time I showered with several chicks.
I was in boxers..they were in bra and panties....at first
Some bras came off and painties were pushed aside to let the water cleanse the gash..
Me and three chicks..two of them were solid 7s and up..the other one we wont talk about
Wasn't that a Keanu Reeves film not too long ago?
I should look into it now that you made me think of it, thanks in advance!
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