BrotherCharles wrote:Once again, I am an insignificant 3,000 posts poster. My contributions to Anger General are largely under appreciated. As proven by Da Stars' post, there is no room for the inclusion of posters that are not part of the AG establishment. I have made this thread into a multi-page discourse and yet, I am dismissed in favour of a well established five-digit (10,000+ posts) AG poster.Da Stars. wrote:Will this thread be voted thread of the Year, despite being less than ten pages? Or will it win on the content of the thread. Will Undies be voted Poster of the Year for this thread?
Just like in the movies, it seems that the black posters are the first to be killed off in threads. I carry this thread and Kobeunderbite is will be nominated for "Poster of the Year" while at best I will be placated with the nomination of "Best Supporting Troll in a Race-baiting Thread". I know KUB is Jewish and that he and his Yids run the AG Awards show, but I do feel that there is a place for Smelters, LACANO, me and other black posters at Anger General. I will surely cry like Halle Berry when I finally receive my just due.
It is a pity that Anger General does not celebrate diversity. I am different from most AG posters in terms of nationality, race, ethnicity, travel, looks, sense of style, sexual prowess among several other psychographic and demographic metrics. My posting style is different and my take on life is largely shaped by a life well lived. However, I am lampooned in this forum for being an outsider, someone that is a little bit different than your standard nerdy and meek AG posters.
It is truly a shame as a mind is a terrible thing to waste. I could bring so much more to Anger General if I was simply allowed to express myself free of the derision and mocking taunts from those that don't understand that there is a big beautiful world out there beyond their computer screens.
When I think of Anger General, I truly believe that I could add more value to posters' lives other than just contributing to multi-page threads. I could be more to each and every one of you than just BrotherCharles. I could be that person that adds value to your lives:
- I could easily see myself holding a conversation with Da Stars about shuffleboard, his late disability cheque and life on Medicaid as he holds a beer in one hand as he flips the steaks and roasts the potatoes on his small Hibachi grill behind his trailer.
- I could see myself sitting with Riley Martin at the VA Hospital as constantly tells me that he has been struck by lightning seven times;
- I could see myself with LebronMonsterDunk as he gulps down some Jack Daniels at the trailer park pig roast party;
- I could see myself spotting kobeunderbite as he struggles with a 140 lbs. bench press. Beyond helping him with his physique, I could teach him how to be a better husband in the bedroom and to deal with the hen pecking of his demanding wife.
- For Max. I could lather up in baby oil and allow him to assume a full mount so that he doesn't have to drive to Toronto to man wrestler with his black friend in the back of his El Camino. I would encourage his to dress better. Take him to a salon for a makeover and purchase him some Tom Cruise shoe lifts so he can look his girlfriend in her eyes.
- For vcsgrizzfan I would let him know that he is just as tall as Max. I would go shopping with him to buy a new wardrobe, teach him how to dance, tell him not to tell lies about the money he doesn't have and to empower him to become a real man so that he can get the white woman that he never had.
- I could see myself putting on a pair of bunched up socks on my hands and boxing with LNS in his basement as I box/role play with him through his favourite boxing fantasy fights while the family is sleeping in their beds.
- I would listen intently to Bush as he passionately extolls the virtues of his grappling prowess and as to why he considers himself to be so intelligent;
- I could be tutoring Thedictator to help him to finally attain his GED and help him with his parole board hearings;
- For Leoss I could provide guidance and overall support for his DACA application processing. I could teach him how to dress, talk to women, bring culture to his life and make him feel like a successful American man.
- I could see myself licking envelopes with Abe as we chit-chat while stuffing unemployment benefits cheques into envelopes at the County offices;
- I would certainly give Y2K a Black Lives Matter t-shirt and cornrow his hair as I would become the positive black role model he never had;
- I could see myself giving Incognito a hug to melt his racist heart, so that he would become aware that black people are not his enemy. Most likely in the end, I would gently pull away from him when I realize that he was not wearing a fanny pack when I first hugged him.
- For lettherebehouse, I could be there as a real person to listen to him, to encourage him on a daily basis and to let him know that everything will be okay as internet escapism will not change his situation at home with the family. I would let him feel the kink of my hair and let him rub my skin to prove that my colour does not rub off. I would be that black friend he never had.
- Last but not least, I would give RobCeltsFan a hug and let him know that I did not forget him as he is always not considered for inclusion of any list of posters.
At least 20 posts right there ^^^^
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