AG Fight Bracket - Round 2

[BrotherCharles]

I found great humility in my silence as I let Bush "get over" in his first round match with me. LNS did a great job of creating a thread that has provided the lame AG fanboys a means to raise their self esteem.

Seeing that I have more years of combat training (boxing, wrestling, martial arts) than Bush and combined with the fact that today during my workout I racked up and pressed well north of 300lbs, I find unfathomable that I would ever lose to any of the AG keyboard jockeys.

In a real life match there would be no way that Bush could take me down to the mat. I am a much bigger man and skilled man than he. I am too much for most if not all at Anger General.

I do hope Bush does well in the remainder of this tournament of the losers. I know that Bush is not pure white, but the only white person I am going to get sweaty with is Miley and for my fair I will let her pin my tonight as I will as always submit to her beauty.

Good job, LNS! Are you going to organize a Pokemon or Dungeon and Dragons tournament next?

I’ve got Bush snapping your arm 3.8 seconds into the first round. Sorry bro.

LOL, I have at least 6 inches on him and most likely nine on you. Too small. Too slow. Too weak. Not skilled.

[Shill Jackson]

I found great humility in my silence as I let Bush "get over" in his first round match with me. LNS did a great job of creating a thread that has provided the lame AG fanboys a means to raise their self esteem.

Seeing that I have more years of combat training (boxing, wrestling, martial arts) than Bush and combined with the fact that today during my workout I racked up and pressed well north of 300lbs, I find unfathomable that I would ever lose to any of the AG keyboard jockeys.

In a real life match there would be no way that Bush could take me down to the mat. I am a much bigger man and skilled man than he. I am too much for most if not all at Anger General.

I do hope Bush does well in the remainder of this tournament of the losers. I know that Bush is not pure white, but the only white person I am going to get sweaty with is Miley and for my fair I will let her pin my tonight as I will as always submit to her beauty.

Good job, LNS! Are you going to organize a Pokemon or Dungeon and Dragons tournament next?

House=

[LNS]

I found great humility in my silence as I let Bush "get over" in his first round match with me. LNS did a great job of creating a thread that has provided the lame AG fanboys a means to raise their self esteem.

Seeing that I have more years of combat training (boxing, wrestling, martial arts) than Bush and combined with the fact that today during my workout I racked up and pressed well north of 300lbs, I find unfathomable that I would ever lose to any of the AG keyboard jockeys.

In a real life match there would be no way that Bush could take me down to the mat. I am a much bigger man and skilled man than he. I am too much for most if not all at Anger General.

I do hope Bush does well in the remainder of this tournament of the losers. I know that Bush is not pure white, but the only white person I am going to get sweaty with is Miley and for my fair I will let her pin my tonight as I will as always submit to her beauty.

Good job, LNS! Are you going to organize a Pokemon or Dungeon and Dragons tournament next?

I’ll prob let KUB or Bush organize the Pokémon tournament. I know a little bit about Pokémon but nowhere close to those two.

[Da Stars.]

Personally this thread is all tongue and cheek. Seriously, why take this thread personally BC. If I was as thin skinned as you are BC I would go running and hiding under the bed. I take my fair share of shit. That is what it is, is shit.

[LNS]

Personally this thread is all tongue and cheek. Seriously, why take this thread personally BC. If I was as thin skinned as you are BC I would go running and hiding under the bed. I take my fair share of shit. That is what it is, is shit.

In all fairness though, Olaf probably does kick your ass

[BrotherCharles]

Personally this thread is all tongue and cheek. Seriously, why take this thread personally BC. If I was as thin skinned as you are BC I would go running and hiding under the bed. I take my fair share of shit. That is what it is, is shit.

LOL. My friend, I know that this fictitious thread is all in jest. LNS did a good job. None of these little boys would mess with me in real life.

[Da Stars.]

Personally this thread is all tongue and cheek. Seriously, why take this thread personally BC. If I was as thin skinned as you are BC I would go running and hiding under the bed. I take my fair share of shit. That is what it is, is shit.

In all fairness though, Olaf probably does kick your ass

Right now, most likely. I am using a cane. So the only way Olaf can win is having me disabled.

[BrotherCharles]

I’ve got Bush snapping your arm 3.8 seconds into the first round. Sorry bro.

LOL, I have at least 6 inches on him and most likely nine on you. Too small. Too slow. Too weak. Not skilled.

You’re old, weak and dumb.

I’d shatter your jaw if I sneezed in your direction.

Feel free to prove me wrong though.

You sound pretty tough for a short man. We all know that you are just a little tyke.

[LNS]

Personally this thread is all tongue and cheek. Seriously, why take this thread personally BC. If I was as thin skinned as you are BC I would go running and hiding under the bed. I take my fair share of shit. That is what it is, is shit.

LOL. My friend, I know that this fictitious thread is all in jest. LNS did a good job. None of these little boys would mess with me in real life.

You’re old doe. Unless you’re Bernard Hopkins then age matters in the hurt game.

[BrotherCharles]

Personally this thread is all tongue and cheek. Seriously, why take this thread personally BC. If I was as thin skinned as you are BC I would go running and hiding under the bed. I take my fair share of shit. That is what it is, is shit.

LOL. My friend, I know that this fictitious thread is all in jest. LNS did a good job. None of these little boys would mess with me in real life.

You’re old doe. Unless you’re Bernard Hopkins then age matters in the hurt game.

Bloodlines, intelligence, strength and experience. Do you think that any of these little boys could out lift me in the weight room? No.

Do you think any of these losers can take a punch? No.

Internet fools.

[BrotherCharles]

You’re old, weak and dumb.

I’d shatter your jaw if I sneezed in your direction.

Feel free to prove me wrong though.

You sound pretty tough for a short man. We all know that you are just a little tyke.

So no proof?

You sound like a bitch made *****.

I can tell by the way that you try to act tough that your loser of a father was a pussy and a coward.

[LNS]

The weight room?




Bro..... who the fuck cares what you can lift? You think James Toney used to hit the weight room? Wilder is a goddamn twig and he’s still breaking faces. Does Mikey Garcia have a bodybuilders physique?

[BrotherCharles]

The weight room?




Bro..... who the fuck cares what you can lift? You think James Toney used to hit the weight room? Wilder is a goddamn twig and he’s still breaking faces. Does Mikey Garcia have a bodybuilders physique?

LOL.

You really think that any of these nerds know anything about fighting?!!

[LNS]

The weight room?




Bro..... who the fuck cares what you can lift? You think James Toney used to hit the weight room? Wilder is a goddamn twig and he’s still breaking faces. Does Mikey Garcia have a bodybuilders physique?

LOL.

You really think that any of these nerds know anything about fighting?!!

Well.... lol

Bush, Max and XXX I believe do

[BrotherCharles]

The weight room?




Bro..... who the fuck cares what you can lift? You think James Toney used to hit the weight room? Wilder is a goddamn twig and he’s still breaking faces. Does Mikey Garcia have a bodybuilders physique?

LOL.

You really think that any of these nerds know anything about fighting?!!

Well.... lol

Bush, Max and XXX I believe do

LOL. You believe some nerds that are talking out of their asses!!!

I've seen Max and I think I may have seen his Daddy. He is a runt mongrel. A mascot a best.

[Bush4Ever35]

I didn't know Charles was 6'5'' and a fighting expert to go along with his multitude of skills (PhD sociologist, Highly Sought After Mandingo porn star, PhD Psychologist of White America, and NBA-level basketball coach who doesn't need "analytics").

He seems extremely credible to me.

I particularly liked the "he wouldn't take me down because I'm tall" bit...clearly a guy who knows his way around the mats.

Just really, really great stuff.

Edit: It seems from other posts that Charles is one of those people that believe life is a role-playing game where you only have a certain number of attribute points to spread to multiple areas of life. Like if someone is smarter than average they *must* be below average on other important things (like fighting, or dick size, or something else that isn't going to be directly tested over the internet).

Hate to tell you...but some people can do math and play basketball reasonably well. Some people work in complicated fields and...wait for it...go to the gym instead of playing D&D or Pokemon!

On the other side of the coin, some people are dumb as shit and go home and stuff themselves with Twinkies watching cat videos on YouTube.

People are different and have different strengths and weaknesses...what a fucking revelation!

Wow!

[LNS]

I didn't know Charles was 6'5'' and a fighting expert to go along with his multitude of skills (PhD sociologist, Highly Sought After Mandingo porn star, PhD Psychologist of White America, and NBA-level basketball coach who doesn't need "analytics").

He seems extremely credible to me.

I particularly liked the "he wouldn't take me down because I'm tall" bit...clearly a guy who knows his way around the mats.

Just really, really great stuff.

[Bush4Ever35]

Jon Jones

Shorter people have a variety of specific advantages in grappling (taller people have some as well).

The statement is dumb, root-and-branch, and something that would be immediately obvious to someone who had done any meaningful training in grappling.

[PhutureDynasty]

In my humble and unbiased opinion I'd demolish Bush on the mats.

Nobody can handle my guard.

[LNS]

Jon Jones

Shorter people have a variety of specific advantages in grappling (taller people have some as well).

The statement is dumb, root-and-branch.

I agree about shorter dudes being a bit better at wrestling. Lower center of gravity, shorter limbs are better for pressing/pushing power, etc.

Which is why Cormier can rag doll bigger opponents not named Jon Jones.