Why didn't anyone tell me McKayla Maroney had turned 18?

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Why didn't anyone tell me McKayla Maroney had turned 18?

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Shit. I am old enough to be her Grandfather. But robbing the cradle is not always a bad thing.
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Is she one of those 4'9" / 85 lb type gymnasts?
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:Is she one of those 4'9" / 85 lb type gymnasts?
Can you imagine what kind of stuff a girl that flexible with a body like that could do in the bedroom?
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kobeunderbite wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:Is she one of those 4'9" / 85 lb type gymnasts?
Can you imagine what kind of stuff a girl that flexible with a body like that could do in the bedroom?

Flexibility would be nice. But if she was that size... meh. That's pretty fucking tiny/7th grade-ish.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
kobeunderbite wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:Is she one of those 4'9" / 85 lb type gymnasts?
Can you imagine what kind of stuff a girl that flexible with a body like that could do in the bedroom?

Flexibility would be nice. But if she was that size... meh. That's pretty fucking tiny/7th grade-ish.
5'2 according to Google. Fun-size.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:
kobeunderbite wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:Is she one of those 4'9" / 85 lb type gymnasts?
Can you imagine what kind of stuff a girl that flexible with a body like that could do in the bedroom?

Flexibility would be nice. But if she was that size... meh. That's pretty fucking tiny/7th grade-ish.
She appears to have decent boobs though.
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kobeunderbite wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:Is she one of those 4'9" / 85 lb type gymnasts?
Can you imagine what kind of stuff a girl that flexible with a body like that could do in the bedroom?
bite, keep your dick in your pants
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deezna10 wrote:
kobeunderbite wrote:
AbeVigodaLive wrote:Is she one of those 4'9" / 85 lb type gymnasts?
Can you imagine what kind of stuff a girl that flexible with a body like that could do in the bedroom?
bite, keep your dick in your pants
I'm going to spill some seed on this girl later. Book it.
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Wow, she looks like my girl Sanaa Lathan around the eyes.

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