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Thought you might be interested in this..

Lego enthusiasts across the nation, unite! Porn star Christy Mack took to Twitter with an idea that will make sure you put your building skills to good use:

She's offering oral sex to the person who builds the best creation.

Seriously. Her exact words: "Whoever builds me the best Lego creation to put in my house gets a blow job." Sounds like an unbeatable offer, right?

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Maybe, maybe not. Regardless of whether you've heard of Christy Mack, or find her attractive, the idea of a blow job from a porn star will appeal to some.

However, building a Lego creation worthy of winning the prize?

Unlike the winner of this contest ... the creation itself is not going to come easy. You're gonna have to invest serious time and possibly money here.

All for something that's going to last about as long as Sean Lowe when he finally got Catherine Giudici into bed Sunday night. Talk about ephemeral.

If we're not being clear, Christy clearly knows what she's doing in this arena, and it's not going to take her long to bring your reward to completion.

The Lego creating, on the other hand, will take you an eternity.

If Mack were offering, say, monthly blow jobs for an entire year, or threw in the occasional hand relief as an added bonus, then we'd be talking.

Under the current terms of the deal, however? We're not sure we would jump at the opportunity. Now if it were Kate Upton ... okay, never mind.

As for why Christy is so into Legos, it's not clear. Maybe she has kids? Or just has enjoyed building with the bricks since she was a kid? Who knows, people.

The contest ends on March 1, FYI. Get crackin' fellas.

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Nobody has any skills with Legos?
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sorry I was too busy building to reply
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wailuaFC wrote:sorry I was too busy building to reply

I assume King Carl is also feverishly building.
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I'm sure Legos wants no part of this.
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what a disgusting whore.
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Kingcarl24 wrote:I'm sure Legos wants no part of this.
Anything that will sell product.
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Herpes anyone?!?
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Interesting....
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white wimmins are cum dumpsters.
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Cobra Kai wrote:Her parents must be proud.

If she has children, imagine what they would think or what she would tell them.
Well for her that qualifies as a business trip.
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She'd probably snicker at my 6-7 incher after getting plowed by all those 9-10 inchers. :-(
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That's a lot to go through for a BJ honestly.

I know a place where you can get a nice blowjob form some pornstar quality strippers. Price is negotiable.

If you want to know and are ever in Vegas send me a PM.

I'm talking about some fun girls, not the kind that rip you off like one of those crappy little kids rides at the mall.
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Wishbone wrote:That's a lot to go through for a BJ honestly.

I know a place where you can get a nice blowjob form some pornstar quality strippers. Price is negotiable.

If you want to know and are ever in Vegas send me a PM.

I'm talking about some fun girls, not the kind that rip you off like one of those crappy little kids rides at the mall.
I misread this the first time, but my replay was "what the hell kind of rides did your parents let you on at the mall?"
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I like my that shaven hair, like nasty looking dyke women.
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I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole. give me an ugly woman who is not a slut over the most beautiful porn star anyday.
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too much effort for just a chance. no thanks
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elmerjfudd wrote:too much effort for just a chance. no thanks
the tragedy is that many men will attempt to get the prize.
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AtiliusRegulus wrote:
elmerjfudd wrote:too much effort for just a chance. no thanks
the tragedy is that many men will attempt to get the prize.
hit up a local bar. white wimmins
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