This young chick still has the hots for me...
- elartman1973
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This young chick still has the hots for me...
Ever since I met her at a wedding shower like four years ago and we started chatting and I told her she was hitting on me....she didnt realize she was...ever since then shes been sending me private messages and texting me at least once a week...shes like 25 and just got her masters in social work af FGCU...shes fascinated by my work and intrigues about older men...shes all questions and very organized about it..almost like when she asks me stuff as we are chit chatting, her questions have three parts to them...she lives in southwest florida....our families go way back...in fact my parents were in medical school with her aunt(my godmother) and uncle in spain...and it seems a little incestual..though it really isnt...I want to pop her....and ive never popped a cuban chick so she would be new territoty for me
Shes really cute...heres a pic of her footwear today
Shes really cute...heres a pic of her footwear today
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
She must be a chubby chaser...
Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
sounded more like she is intrigued with which specimen you belong to.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
she looks trashy as all Florida girl are.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
Is this the new thing? - selfie in the water so her floppy boobs are propped up?
ps - cubana = nipple hair.
ps - cubana = nipple hair.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
recieding hairline covered by flowers ( you can see the skin through the yellow peddles )
mangled eye brows
sly stalone rocky bags under her eyes
crooked jaw line
wicked witch chin
mustache
fat nose
fish mouth syndrome
banana tits
giant gut
hair stubble under right arm
.... should i go on?
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
you forgot fat anklesLonzo_Ball wrote:
recieding hairline covered by flowers ( you can see the skin through the yellow peddles )
mangled eye brows
sly stalone rocky bags under her eyes
crooked jaw line
wicked witch chin
mustache
fat nose
fish mouth syndrome
banana tits
giant gut
hair stubble under right arm
.... should i go on?
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
I'd dip.....but not after Arty.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
Lonzo I didn't even catch that stubble under her right arms. freaking disgusting PIG! Wretched!
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
Lol at that fat basic loser girl. Perfect for you!
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
CleveTown™ wrote:Lonzo I didn't even catch that stubble under her right arms. freaking disgusting PIG! Wretched!
Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
Tell her to give me a call if she loses some weight and gets a new face.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
Kobeunderbite wrote:Lol at that fat basic loser girl. Perfect for you!
i've yet to see you post a single picture of the arranged orthodox jewish wife your daddy paid for
is this her?
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
Stealing pics from chicks off and Facebook and making up stories again?
Sad.
Sad.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
Lonzo_Ball wrote:Kobeunderbite wrote:Lol at that fat basic loser girl. Perfect for you!
i've yet to see you post a single picture of the arranged orthodox jewish wife your daddy paid for
is this her?
^cuck boy still furiously tailing me after claiming he doesn't respond to me on this board.
He can't help himself
Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
That actually looks like it could be artman's senior picture, before he really packed on the pounds.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
Says the guy whose wife has a 1970s bush..CleveTown™ wrote:Lonzo I didn't even catch that stubble under her right arms. freaking disgusting PIG! Wretched!
Smh
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
This thread makes me sad for Arty's live in girlfriend and the mother of his children.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
good for you arty you should pursue her.
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Re: This young chick still has the hots for me...
AND Helena Bonham Carter.Kingcarl24 wrote:This thread makes me sad for Arty's live in girlfriend and the mother of his children.