Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
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Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
I initially put the bowl of food outside the door and have been inching it closer and closer. Now that mug is sitting in my house.
I'm thinking about putting it in the laundry room next to the door tomorrow, then slam it shut when she goes in there to feed, locking her in.
I'm thinking about putting it in the laundry room next to the door tomorrow, then slam it shut when she goes in there to feed, locking her in.
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
What you gonna name it?
You never liked me, probably don't like me still, but a ***** liking me aint never paid my bills
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Well my wife calls her Jenna right now. So maybe Jenna.LeBronMonsterDunk wrote:What you gonna name it?
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Your wife gonna cook it up?
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LakersNeedShaq wrote:Your wife gonna cook it up?
You never liked me, probably don't like me still, but a ***** liking me aint never paid my bills
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Well it will be the only Pussy he eats.LakersNeedShaq wrote:Your wife gonna cook it up?
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
do you feel special making predictable effing comments like this?LakersNeedShaq wrote:Your wife gonna cook it up?
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
CleveTown™ wrote:do you feel special making predictable effing comments like this?LakersNeedShaq wrote:Your wife gonna cook it up?
About 50/50
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Why the fuck would you want a cat, not to mention a stray cat?CleveTown™ wrote:I initially put the bowl of food outside the door and have been inching it closer and closer. Now that mug is sitting in my house.
I'm thinking about putting it in the laundry room next to the door tomorrow, then slam it shut when she goes in there to feed, locking her in.
Cats are the most worthless pets in existence, only come around when they want something, only offer a reflection when they want skmethung, smell like shit, get hair all over the place....fuck cats...what are you a vagina possessing man?
Get rid of that fur ball
(My friend rescued a cat that turned out to have scabies and she was all infected and itchy...vet wanted $500 to get rid of the scabies...my friend then called me up and told me to get rid of her fucking cat, which I did by putting on gloves, putting cat into a box and driving him to the nearby golf course and letting him free in a ditch as local residents watched me do this and then I peeled out as I left....guarantee that cat didn't last 3 hours before it got fucking mauled)
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Isn't your daughter name Jenna?
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Da Stars. wrote:Well it will be the only Pussy he eats.LakersNeedShaq wrote:Your wife gonna cook it up?
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Yea so what. there's an orange cat that comes here to eat and she calls him Daniel. She's weird like that.denali4eva wrote:Isn't your daughter name Jenna?
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lol. that cat did get mauled. they usually get it by cars because they roam around the area they last were in hopes that you are coming back for them. My wife probably wont allow a cat as she's allergic to dogs, not sure about cats though.elartman1973 wrote:Why the fuck would you want a cat, not to mention a stray cat?CleveTown™ wrote:I initially put the bowl of food outside the door and have been inching it closer and closer. Now that mug is sitting in my house.
I'm thinking about putting it in the laundry room next to the door tomorrow, then slam it shut when she goes in there to feed, locking her in.
Cats are the most worthless pets in existence, only come around when they want something, only offer a reflection when they want skmethung, smell like shit, get hair all over the place....fuck cats...what are you a vagina possessing man?
Get rid of that fur ball
(My friend rescued a cat that turned out to have scabies and she was all infected and itchy...vet wanted $500 to get rid of the scabies...my friend then called me up and told me to get rid of her fucking cat, which I did by putting on gloves, putting cat into a box and driving him to the nearby golf course and letting him free in a ditch as local residents watched me do this and then I peeled out as I left....guarantee that cat didn't last 3 hours before it got fucking mauled)
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Cool story bro.Madnessssss wrote:One of my two cats was a stray born in a barn that one day decided to walk in through my parents doggy door and make herself at home. Shes a normal housecat now.
The other is somewhat of a legend in my family. My sister adopted him and my parents had him for the last 10 years or so. Hes an outdoor indoor cat. He gets along with dogs, including the doberman, rot and german shephard my parents had. It hunts and used to bring in birds he plucked out of the sky, as well as snakes, frogs, rats, you name it. Hes survived a rattlesnake bite to the face. And hes super friendly at all times to all humans. Never has any fear of anything and loves being pet. Amazing cat.
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Stealing pussy....not surprised.
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
That's not normal.CleveTown™ wrote:Yea so what. there's an orange cat that comes here to eat and she calls him Daniel. She's weird like that.denali4eva wrote:Isn't your daughter name Jenna?
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
I'm sure it got devoured by a gatorCleveTown™ wrote:lol. that cat did get mauled. they usually get it by cars because they roam around the area they last were in hopes that you are coming back for them. My wife probably wont allow a cat as she's allergic to dogs, not sure about cats though.elartman1973 wrote:Why the fuck would you want a cat, not to mention a stray cat?CleveTown™ wrote:I initially put the bowl of food outside the door and have been inching it closer and closer. Now that mug is sitting in my house.
I'm thinking about putting it in the laundry room next to the door tomorrow, then slam it shut when she goes in there to feed, locking her in.
Cats are the most worthless pets in existence, only come around when they want something, only offer a reflection when they want skmethung, smell like shit, get hair all over the place....fuck cats...what are you a vagina possessing man?
Get rid of that fur ball
(My friend rescued a cat that turned out to have scabies and she was all infected and itchy...vet wanted $500 to get rid of the scabies...my friend then called me up and told me to get rid of her fucking cat, which I did by putting on gloves, putting cat into a box and driving him to the nearby golf course and letting him free in a ditch as local residents watched me do this and then I peeled out as I left....guarantee that cat didn't last 3 hours before it got fucking mauled)
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Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Because she thinks you are a big pussy.CleveTown™ wrote:Yea so what. there's an orange cat that comes here to eat and she calls him Daniel. She's weird like that.denali4eva wrote:Isn't your daughter name Jenna?
Re: Bout to Steal me a stray cat that ive been feeding. I finally lured her into my house.
Another example of your worthless posting right here. Keep up your excellent posts, RARrileymartin wrote:Because she thinks you are a big pussy.CleveTown™ wrote:Yea so what. there's an orange cat that comes here to eat and she calls him Daniel. She's weird like that.denali4eva wrote:Isn't your daughter name Jenna?