Jail Sucks

[Odogg]

Next time follow the rules. Did you meet Bubba?

Or is Geems Bubba?

[Chooch]

I heard somewhere that bail is only like $300 or so. Any truth to this?


[Note: Welcome back, by the way.]

You're trying a bit too hard here, I think you even have to agree.

[Odogg]

I meant XXX, my bad.

[AbeVigodaLive]

I heard somewhere that bail is only like $300 or so. Any truth to this?


[Note: Welcome back, by the way.]

You're trying a bit too hard here, I think you even have to agree.
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Hey, I'm just glad you're back.

Somebody else was talking about you possibly getting tired of this place and were going to stay away. Glad to see they were full of shit.

[lettherebehouse]

If they don't have both your BAC (blood drawn sample) and proof of you behind wheel, any common public defender could get the DUI charge dropped. The assault though, enjoy 9 months of anger management classes. You'll get 3 yrs probation on top of that and no jail time aside from what you've already served.

[Shill Jackson]

OP:

[Chooch]

If they don't have both your BAC (blood drawn sample) and proof of you behind wheel, any common public defender could get the DUI charge dropped. The assault though, enjoy 9 months of anger management classes. You'll get 3 yrs probation on top of that and no jail time aside from what you've already served.

They took my blood supposedly, I don't remember though.

[LNS]

How badly did you hurt the guy you beat up?

[lettherebehouse]

If they don't have both your BAC (blood drawn sample) and proof of you behind wheel, any common public defender could get the DUI charge dropped. The assault though, enjoy 9 months of anger management classes. You'll get 3 yrs probation on top of that and no jail time aside from what you've already served.

They took my blood supposedly, I don't remember though.

How can they prove you were driving though?

[Chooch]

If they don't have both your BAC (blood drawn sample) and proof of you behind wheel, any common public defender could get the DUI charge dropped. The assault though, enjoy 9 months of anger management classes. You'll get 3 yrs probation on top of that and no jail time aside from what you've already served.

They took my blood supposedly, I don't remember though.

How can they prove you were driving though?

They said I admitted to it, I don't remember that either.

[AbeVigodaLive]

If they don't have both your BAC (blood drawn sample) and proof of you behind wheel, any common public defender could get the DUI charge dropped. The assault though, enjoy 9 months of anger management classes. You'll get 3 yrs probation on top of that and no jail time aside from what you've already served.

They took my blood supposedly, I don't remember though.

How can they prove you were driving though?

[vegasfraud]

i hate county jail. rather be in state if it's for an extended amount of time.

[rileymartin]

Wait til Uncle Sam get hold of you private...

[vcsgrizzfan]

i hate county jail. rather be in state if it's for an extended amount of time.

Shame you can't afford bail.

[kobeunderbite]

Why did you beat up the guy? Did you use a weapon?

[Bush4Ever]

It seems like the cool thing on the board is going to jail.

Hopefully I can do this in the not-too-distant future.

I already have my crime and targets picked out

[kobeunderbite]

It seems like the cool thing on the board is going to jail.

Hopefully I can do this in the not-too-distant future.

I already have my crime and targets picked out

That sounds like a fun thread.

If I were arrested, I think that based on my Jewish DNA it would be for some sort of embezzlement, or maybe securities fraud.

[rileymartin]

It seems like the cool thing on the board is going to jail.

Hopefully I can do this in the not-too-distant future.

I already have my crime and targets picked out

Guys like Griffmonkey, xxx, and Dumb as Deez are the jailbirds around here...keep their company if you like. I am quite thankful that I have never been arrested or run afoul of the law in any way.

[Bush4Ever]

Guys like Griffmonkey, xxx, and Dumb as Deez are the jailbirds around here...keep their company if you like. I am quite thankful that I have never been arrested or run afoul of the law in any way.

-300 street cred points bro

[Kingcarl24]

Dang... I totally underestimated how cool xxx was.