This chick wants to bite my chunk...
- elartman1973
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This chick wants to bite my chunk...
Been sending me messages to come visit her in cocoa beach and hang out...thing is she recently broke up with an old (work) buddy of mine and I wouldnt know her otherwise..
Plus it may cause trouble for.me at home with the other puss.
Also her dad is "connected". I remember telling her about my ex girlfriend and how she did me wrong and this chick asked if I wanted her "taken care of"...lol
I said no but I havent seen or heard from the ex in years so who knows?
Plus it may cause trouble for.me at home with the other puss.
Also her dad is "connected". I remember telling her about my ex girlfriend and how she did me wrong and this chick asked if I wanted her "taken care of"...lol
I said no but I havent seen or heard from the ex in years so who knows?
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
Why does she want to bite your stomach?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that.
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool JRobceltsfan wrote:Why does she want to bite your stomach?
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
I'm keenly familiar. But the only chunk you have is north of your genitalia.elartman1973 wrote:Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool JRobceltsfan wrote:Why does she want to bite your stomach?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that.
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
Stop wasting my motherfucking time with your jibberish..we have all seen your pic and your soft midsection and softer lower midsectionRobceltsfan wrote:I'm keenly familiar. But the only chunk you have is north of your genitalia.elartman1973 wrote:Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool JRobceltsfan wrote:Why does she want to bite your stomach?
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
Hi pot, my name is kettle.elartman1973 wrote:Stop wasting my motherfucking time with your jibberish..we have all seen your pic and your soft midsection and softer lower midsectionRobceltsfan wrote:I'm keenly familiar. But the only chunk you have is north of your genitalia.elartman1973 wrote: Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool J
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
Yea your time is real valuable Mr. 58,000 posts.elartman1973 wrote:Stop wasting my motherfucking time with your jibberish..we have all seen your pic and your soft midsection and softer lower midsectionRobceltsfan wrote:I'm keenly familiar. But the only chunk you have is north of your genitalia.elartman1973 wrote: Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool J
You never liked me, probably don't like me still, but a ***** liking me aint never paid my bills
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
There is a core group of drug users who sleep with each other. Artman is part of such a group.
Check the method from Bedrock, 'cause I rock your head to bed
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
"KenGriffin get aten tion with this ... i shoo d copy it."
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
AbeVigodaLive wrote:"KenGriffin get aten tion with this ... i shoo d copy it."
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i'd have posted text screen shots though... OP isn't as talented as i am
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
"I'm better than Arty at being mocked and ridiculed while I beg for attention..."
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[Note: Congrats.]
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
AbeVigodaLive wrote:"I'm better than Arty at being mocked and ridiculed while I beg for attention..."
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[Note: Congrats.]
the mocking/ridiculing was part of the angle
you think i post things on here thinking itel bring me adulation?
i'm the fucking star child bitch
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
Kennethgriffin wrote:AbeVigodaLive wrote:"I'm better than Arty at being mocked and ridiculed while I beg for attention..."
- Griff
[Note: Congrats.]
the mocking/ridiculing was part of the angle
you think i post things on here thinking itel bring me adulation?
i'm the fucking star child bitch
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
So which one is it. This story, or this one:
elartman1973 wrote:I have a live in girlfriend for nearly four years nowKennethgriffin wrote:Atleast he can get an online girlfriend
OP is stuck using a rolled up towel with a rubber glove/elastic band and vaseline
Or at least a chick whomi share a bed with and have sex with that lives with me
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
You're gonna bang a down syndromed version of Maggie Gylenhall? Not much to brag about there bud.
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
Read the op...dont go through life like a moronHavlicekstealsit wrote:A few days ago you said you had a live-in girlfriend of 4-5 years. Guess she's suddenly out of the picture, huh.
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
He refers to her as his "other puss". I'm sure she'd love that.Havlicekstealsit wrote:So which one is it. This story, or this one:
elartman1973 wrote:I have a live in girlfriend for nearly four years nowKennethgriffin wrote:Atleast he can get an online girlfriend
OP is stuck using a rolled up towel with a rubber glove/elastic band and vaseline
Or at least a chick whomi share a bed with and have sex with that lives with me
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
So you'd rather cheat on your live in girlfriend. The epitome of a slimeball.elartman1973 wrote:Read the op...dont go through life like a moronHavlicekstealsit wrote:A few days ago you said you had a live-in girlfriend of 4-5 years. Guess she's suddenly out of the picture, huh.
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Re: This chick wants to bite my chunk...
LOL @ Still believing Brown has a live in girlfriend, or a girlfriend at all.
You never liked me, probably don't like me still, but a ***** liking me aint never paid my bills