Grizz, do you think you can beat me up in a 1 on 1 fight?

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Grizz, do you think you can beat me up in a 1 on 1 fight?

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You're old. REALLY old. But in good shape. I guess.

Im nearly 38. Got a little chub but have power. And younger. Quicker thinker. Quicker reaction speed.

Do you think you can even dodge my fist coming at your face full speed? Your reflexes can't be what they used to be, that's for sure.

Would you ever step into the octagon with me? Or would you puss out.

I'd love to go a few rounds with you.
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Yes, cupcake.
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elartman1973 wrote:"Christian"
fighting is a sport you drug addict. So you think Christians can't do MMA? Priceless moron you are.
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Da Stars. wrote:Yes, cupcake.
I wasn't talking to you. Lol at you taking his side though. Old guys stick together or something.
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CleveTown™ wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:"Christian"
fighting is a sport you drug addict. So you think Christians can't do MMA? Priceless moron you are.
Nope
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CleveTown™ wrote:You're old. REALLY old. But in good shape. I guess.

Im nearly 38. Got a little chub but have power. And younger. Quicker thinker. Quicker reaction speed.

Do you think you can even dodge my fist coming at your face full speed? Your reflexes can't be what they used to be, that's for sure.

Would you ever step into the octagon with me? Or would you puss out.

I'd love to go a few rounds with you.
Honest answer is maybe. I haven't lost much reflex wise. I'm definitely stronger than you and fitter than you.

But I'm not a fighter and would need to avoid getting clocked early.

Best guess is under a minute you win. Over a minute and you're fucked.
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vcsgrizzfan wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote:You're old. REALLY old. But in good shape. I guess.

Im nearly 38. Got a little chub but have power. And younger. Quicker thinker. Quicker reaction speed.

Do you think you can even dodge my fist coming at your face full speed? Your reflexes can't be what they used to be, that's for sure.

Would you ever step into the octagon with me? Or would you puss out.

I'd love to go a few rounds with you.
Honest answer is maybe. I haven't lost much reflex wise. I'm definitely stronger than you and fitter than you.

But I'm not a fighter and would need to avoid getting clocked early.

Best guess is under a minute you win. Over a minute and you're fucked.
you think I'd gas in one minute? Bra, come on. I appreciate your honest answer. I think I would take you down and ground and pound when I approached minute 2 of the fight though. I think I outweigh you. Those delicate old Candian bones would fracture really easily.
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CleveTown™ wrote:
Da Stars. wrote:Yes, cupcake.
I wasn't talking to you. Lol at you taking his side though. Old guys stick together or something.

LOL you are 38 and soft like a fresh loaf of bread.
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CleveTown™ wrote:
vcsgrizzfan wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote:You're old. REALLY old. But in good shape. I guess.

Im nearly 38. Got a little chub but have power. And younger. Quicker thinker. Quicker reaction speed.

Do you think you can even dodge my fist coming at your face full speed? Your reflexes can't be what they used to be, that's for sure.

Would you ever step into the octagon with me? Or would you puss out.

I'd love to go a few rounds with you.
Honest answer is maybe. I haven't lost much reflex wise. I'm definitely stronger than you and fitter than you.

But I'm not a fighter and would need to avoid getting clocked early.

Best guess is under a minute you win. Over a minute and you're fucked.
you think I'd gas in one minute? Bra, come on. I appreciate your honest answer. I think I would take you down and ground and pound when I approached minute 2 of the fight though. I think I outweigh you. Those delicate old Candian bones would fracture really easily.
I don't think you appreciate how taxing a real fight is. You'd DEFINITELY be gassed in under a minute.
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Da Stars. wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote:
Da Stars. wrote:Yes, cupcake.
I wasn't talking to you. Lol at you taking his side though. Old guys stick together or something.

LOL you are 38 and soft like a fresh loaf of bread.
so what? you of all people shouldn't be taking about age and weight.
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vcsgrizzfan wrote:
CleveTown™ wrote:
vcsgrizzfan wrote:
Honest answer is maybe. I haven't lost much reflex wise. I'm definitely stronger than you and fitter than you.

But I'm not a fighter and would need to avoid getting clocked early.

Best guess is under a minute you win. Over a minute and you're fucked.
you think I'd gas in one minute? Bra, come on. I appreciate your honest answer. I think I would take you down and ground and pound when I approached minute 2 of the fight though. I think I outweigh you. Those delicate old Candian bones would fracture really easily.
I don't think you appreciate how taxing a real fight is. You'd DEFINITELY be gassed in under a minute.
Then Id ground and pound right away. Sure win.
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Cleve, with your diet of microwaved treats and blood pressure, you would gas almost immediately.

The only hope you would have is that Grizz's hip breaks before your heart explodes.
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I have no dog in this fight, but are you kidding me... Grizz is 5'4, 5'5 at best, 150 pounds soaking wet... and in his 60's. He'd get killed in a street fight.

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I know i could.

And i could take Floyd with brass knuckles.

And Jizzfan with 1 hand behind my back.
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I'd wager heavily on Grizz. Your dad bod and horrible diet don't inspire much confidence.
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Chooch wrote:I know i could.

And i could take Floyd with brass knuckles.

And Jizzfan with 1 hand behind my back.
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vcsgrizzfan wrote:
Chooch wrote:I know i could.

And i could take Floyd with brass knuckles.

And Jizzfan with 1 hand behind my back.
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Do you want me to post a preview video for our wager?
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Chooch wrote:
vcsgrizzfan wrote:
Chooch wrote:I know i could.

And i could take Floyd with brass knuckles.

And Jizzfan with 1 hand behind my back.
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Do you want me to post a preview video for our wager?
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