I dreamt I was a terrorist last night
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I dreamt I was a terrorist last night
It started to break up and get fuzzy when I woke up, but highlights included...
1- Planting explosives in some important building
2- Flying around in a jetpack like Boba Fett spraying some type of biological weapon (I guess?) onto people from on high.
3- Stealing a helicopter to escape the police but for some reason I couldn't fly high (climb) so I eventually got knocked down.
4- When I was shot, my very last thought was exploding my explosive vest. I did so successfully.
5- When I died, I was immediately rushed up on by some fire demon that said "You're mine" in a very dark and menacing way, pulling me downward to hell.
Then I woke up.
Strange dream. I wonder if AG is radicalizing me into becoming a terrorist.
1- Planting explosives in some important building
2- Flying around in a jetpack like Boba Fett spraying some type of biological weapon (I guess?) onto people from on high.
3- Stealing a helicopter to escape the police but for some reason I couldn't fly high (climb) so I eventually got knocked down.
4- When I was shot, my very last thought was exploding my explosive vest. I did so successfully.
5- When I died, I was immediately rushed up on by some fire demon that said "You're mine" in a very dark and menacing way, pulling me downward to hell.
Then I woke up.
Strange dream. I wonder if AG is radicalizing me into becoming a terrorist.
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Re: I dreamt I was a terrorist last night
too detailed. what drugs did you use last night?
Check the method from Bedrock, 'cause I rock your head to bed
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No drugs, not even caffeine while I worked.AtiliusRegulus wrote:too detailed. what drugs did you use last night?
I ate hamburger patties with garlic cheese with fruit/veg juice pulled from my juicer.
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Reported
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Our cause was just, whatever it was.AlaskaHawks wrote:Reported
I have a hard time believing my dream self would become a terrorist under an unjust cause.
The biological weapon thing is harder to explain, but perhaps it was a group of evil people I was spraying?
Edit: Then again, I was dragged to hell when I died so maybe the cause wasn't just after all. Yikes!
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It's a scientific fact that all terrorists juice.
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Far right extremists have finally gotten to you.
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gaskill15 wrote:It's a scientific fact that all terrorists juice.
Maybe Trump removed farm subsidies and my old friends from Indiana formed a terrorist cell and recruited me, knowing that I love to use delicious fruits and vegetables to juice.
The pieces are starting to come together now...
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It wasn't a dream.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that.
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My jetpack was seriously sweet though.Robceltsfan wrote:It wasn't a dream.
I was moving and firing just like Boba Fett
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You did it "just cause" great logic, tiffanyBush4Ever35 wrote:Our cause was just, whatever it was.AlaskaHawks wrote:Reported
I have a hard time believing my dream self would become a terrorist under an unjust cause.
The biological weapon thing is harder to explain, but perhaps it was a group of evil people I was spraying?
Edit: Then again, I was dragged to hell when I died so maybe the cause wasn't just after all. Yikes!
"The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe you might block every shot."
Bill Russell
"I'm just 'bout that action, boss"
L.O.B. = Love our Brothers.
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"I'm just 'bout that action, boss"
L.O.B. = Love our Brothers.
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no 72 virgins?Bush4Ever35 wrote:It started to break up and get fuzzy when I woke up, but highlights included...
1- Planting explosives in some important building
2- Flying around in a jetpack like Boba Fett spraying some type of biological weapon (I guess?) onto people from on high.
3- Stealing a helicopter to escape the police but for some reason I couldn't fly high (climb) so I eventually got knocked down.
4- When I was shot, my very last thought was exploding my explosive vest. I did so successfully.
5- When I died, I was immediately rushed up on by some fire demon that said "You're mine" in a very dark and menacing way, pulling me downward to hell.
Then I woke up.
Strange dream. I wonder if AG is radicalizing me into becoming a terrorist.
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I hope I didn't hurt Trump's 2020 chances in the dream world.
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Re: I dreamt I was a terrorist last night
Watched Fritz the Cat recently?
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I randomly started the video at 5:50 and had to make a swift retreat.Ali Natural wrote:Watched Fritz the Cat recently?
Whatever it is...it's too deep for me to explore at work. Maybe at home when I'm alone with some privacy.
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I have limited Stars Wars knowledge but didn't they make Boba Fett a Mexican or a Cuban in the movie?
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Were you a Trumpie or a lefty?
I had a dream i was a pro hockey player last night.
I had a dream i was a pro hockey player last night.
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manchild98 wrote:I have limited Stars Wars knowledge but didn't they make Boba Fett a Mexican or a Cuban in the movie?
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are dumber than that.
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Looks like arties disappointed Cuban relative.
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I think Jango's actor was Maori (?) IIRC.
In any event, thinking about Artie in a Jango Fett costume is humorous imagery.
In any event, thinking about Artie in a Jango Fett costume is humorous imagery.