Chris Pratt humiliates atheists with touching speech

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[Bush4Ever35]

He's a very handsome man.

[Shill Jackson]

He’s always seemed like the forgotten Baldwin brother to me

[Master Spade]

So true! That man speaks the TRUTH!!! god is real.


Praise be the Magic Toe Nail!!!!

[AbeVigodaLive]

Ha.


MasterSpade can never not respond to an obvious religious/atheist troll thread.

[Master Spade]

Ha.


MasterSpade can never not respond to an obvious religious/atheist troll thread.

Abe, .....I have spoken to god. He has told me to tell you that he loves you. You need to believe in the one true god. He loves you. You just have to believe..................question is, will you open your eyes to all the Evidence our lord has given you?

Praise be the MTN!!!!

[Bush4Ever35]

So true! That man speaks the TRUTH!!! god is real.

Do you have a microchip in your brain that makes you do this?

[Master Spade]

So true! That man speaks the TRUTH!!! god is real.

Do you have a microchip in your brain that makes you do this?

I have god!! You too should seek out our lord and savior, for he is a Jealous god!!

You must believe in him.....in order to believe in him. Then and only then will he show himself to you. For he has already given us all the Proof we need. He has done more than enough. Now it's up to us to accept his love.


Praise be the MTN!!!!

[AbeVigodaLive]

So true! That man speaks the TRUTH!!! god is real.

Do you have a microchip in your brain that makes you do this?

Most consistent triggers:

1. MasterSpade = religion
2. Arty = Orlando
3. Ati = descriptive gay fetish porn
4. TDK = Jordan/LeBron
5. Riley = Trump
6. Grizz = tomato cans
7. Undies = Marvel, Tebow, DC Comics, sports radio, Jew stuff
8. Rob = being ignored. Again.
9. Bush = mathy nerd stuff
10. Abe = spelling errors

[AtiliusRegulus]

hopefully he doesn;t mess up jurassic world like he did Infinity Wars.

[Master Spade]

So true! That man speaks the TRUTH!!! god is real.

Do you have a microchip in your brain that makes you do this?

Most consistent triggers:

1. MasterSpade = religion
2. Arty = Orlando
3. Ati = descriptive gay fetish porn
4. TDK = Jordan/LeBron
5. Riley = Trump
6. Grizz = tomato cans
7. Undies = Marvel, Tebow, DC Comics, sports radio, Jew stuff
8. Rob = being ignored. Again.
9. Bush = mathy nerd stuff
10. Abe = spelling errors

I completely agree with mine. NOTHING has set mankind back more than religion!! The fact that here we are in 2018 in the United States of America, and the vast majority STILL believe in those fairy tales, makes us a laughing stock to the rest of the world, and rightfully so.


But.....if they would all just see the REAL god, and would only worship him, that being the MTN, then all would be good with the world.

Praise be the MTN!!!!!!!

[Master Spade]

Pratt is right. The MTN loves me!

Exactly!! Let's pray for the rest of this board. May god open their hearts to his Love.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Do you have a microchip in your brain that makes you do this?

Most consistent triggers:

1. MasterSpade = religion
2. Arty = Orlando
3. Ati = descriptive gay fetish porn
4. TDK = Jordan/LeBron
5. Riley = Trump
6. Grizz = tomato cans
7. Undies = Marvel, Tebow, DC Comics, sports radio, Jew stuff
8. Rob = being ignored. Again.
9. Bush = mathy nerd stuff
10. Abe = spelling errors

I completely agree with mine. NOTHING has set mankind back more than religion!! The fact that here we are in 2018 in the United States of America, and the vast majority STILL believe in those fairy tales, makes us a laughing stock to the rest of the world, and rightfully so.


But.....if they would all just see the REAL god, and would only worship him, that being the MTN, then all would be good with the world.

Praise be the MTN!!!!!!!

Meh.

But everybody else makes it fun.

You're too triggered to have fun with it. So most people just tune out.

Bye.

[Master Spade]

Most consistent triggers:

1. MasterSpade = religion
2. Arty = Orlando
3. Ati = descriptive gay fetish porn
4. TDK = Jordan/LeBron
5. Riley = Trump
6. Grizz = tomato cans
7. Undies = Marvel, Tebow, DC Comics, sports radio, Jew stuff
8. Rob = being ignored. Again.
9. Bush = mathy nerd stuff
10. Abe = spelling errors

I completely agree with mine. NOTHING has set mankind back more than religion!! The fact that here we are in 2018 in the United States of America, and the vast majority STILL believe in those fairy tales, makes us a laughing stock to the rest of the world, and rightfully so.


But.....if they would all just see the REAL god, and would only worship him, that being the MTN, then all would be good with the world.

Praise be the MTN!!!!!!!

Meh.

But everybody else makes it fun.

You're too triggered to have fun with it. So most people just tune out.

Bye.

So you choose to deny our lord and savior? You choose to deny the love he has for you? Sad. You fail to see all the evidence he has left us.
Know that you will have to face him one day. On that day, you will have to answer to him. And remember, he is a Loving god .........that will throw you into hell for all of eternity if you choose not to worship him. Now, if that's not Love, then nothing is.


Praise be the MTN!!!!

[thatoothpick45]

I always knew he was an idiot.

[lettherebehouse]

I completely agree with mine. NOTHING has set mankind back more than religion!! The fact that here we are in 2018 in the United States of America, and the vast majority STILL believe in those fairy tales, makes us a laughing stock to the rest of the world, and rightfully so.


But.....if they would all just see the REAL god, and would only worship him, that being the MTN, then all would be good with the world.

Praise be the MTN!!!!!!!

Meh.

But everybody else makes it fun.

You're too triggered to have fun with it. So most people just tune out.

Bye.

So you choose to deny our lord and savior? You choose to deny the love he has for you? Sad. You fail to see all the evidence he has left us.
Know that you will have to face him one day. On that day, you will have to answer to him. And remember, he is a Loving god .........that will throw you into hell for all of eternity if you choose not to worship him. Now, if that's not Love, then nothing is.


Praise be the MTN!!!!

Your attempt at being clever is one of the most cringiest things I deal with on this board, which is saying a lot. Like really bad bro. My guess is you're sort of outcasted IRL, unable to pickup basic social cues? Drugs in the past maybe?

Weird AF

[LACANO]

I didn't know he was a fundie. Disappointing.

[AbeVigodaLive]

So we're keeping the part about religion from his speech... but ignoring the part about how to poop at a party without anybody knowing it?

Priorities people, priorities!

[LNS]

Massa Spade also likes talking about milk

[Shill Jackson]

So we're keeping the part about religion from his speech... but ignoring the part about how to poop at a party without anybody knowing it?

Priorities people, priorities!

So what you are saying is that it was all a bit? The god stuff was a joke?
That’s god damn funny!