Is there any animal more alpha looking than an adult male Lion?

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Is there any animal more alpha looking than an adult male Lion?

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Actually looks gay to me
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elartman1973 wrote:Actually looks gay to me
you didint even click on the video
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Male lions are lazy...female lions do all the hunting
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Male lions look "alpha", but in kind of a pretty/regal way.

Grizzly bears will fuck their shit up in a nano-second, and possess a better combination of looks and badassery (IMO)

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elartman1973 wrote:Male lions are lazy...female lions do all the hunting
uhhh, as i said...ALPHA
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Bush4Ever35 wrote:Male lions look "alpha", but in kind of a pretty/regal way.

Grizzly bears will fuck their shit up in a nano-second, and possess a better combination of looks and badassery (IMO)

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bears dont look alpha. they look like they'll F you up, but not alpha
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Lions look pretty badass... and act pretty alpha, too...

- Leader of pride.
- Has his pick from 5 to 10 lioness.
- Has sex up to 40 times per day during mating season.
- Manages security for pride.
- Fights all threats.
- Makes the chicks "prepare/hunt" his food.
- But he eats first.
- Sleep/lounge up to 20 hours per day.
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CleveTown™ wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:Male lions are lazy...female lions do all the hunting
uhhh, as i said...ALPHA
No..slow and disoriented and lard asses
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If the Grizzly Bear wanted the male lion to bend over and take it in the bum-bum, the male lion would say "yes sir" and immediately bend over, in full view of the female lions.
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Bush4Ever35 wrote:If the Grizzly Bear wanted the male lion to bend over and take it in the bum-bum, the male lion would say "yes sir" and immediately bend over, in full view of the female lions.

Discussed before... and even attempted at certain points in history...

But I'd be very interested to see what would happen when one badass animal met/competed/fought other badass animals.

I find bears to be extremely cool, too. They remain one of the marquee attractions for me when I visit zoos.
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AbeVigodaLive wrote:Lions look pretty badass... and act pretty alpha, too...

- Leader of pride.
- Has his pick from 5 to 10 lioness.
- Has sex up to 40 times per day during mating season.
- Manages security for pride.
- Fights all threats.
- Makes the chicks "prepare/hunt" his food.
- But he eats first.
- Sleep/lounge up to 20 hours per day.
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Male lion is definitely #1. I slot silverback gorilla in as #2.

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gaskill15 wrote:Male lion is definitely #1. I slot silverback gorilla in as #2.

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lol nice choice at number 2
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Silverbacks are another great choice, and superior to faggy lions.

A silverback and grizzly could literally rape a male lion without meaningful resistance, in full view of the female lions.
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I recently met a zookeeper. Yes. An actual zookeeper. He works exclusively with the gorillas. In that same circle, the gal pal was talking to another zookeeper who recently helped give a root canal to a polar bear at the same zoo.


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lol at these fake pics
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CleveTown™ wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:Image


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lol at these fake pics
How do you know they're fake?
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No, Mufasa is the most alpha of all time.
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