go to the beach and pick a bench. get wasted in a beautiful sun while watching girls in scantily clad bikinis
finally get a nice thick buzz and hit the beach to throw the football around. a couple and another girl invite me to play volleyball. i give it a go and dominate even while not having played since grade 6
we then move on while chugging beers on the beach infront of life guards with no fucks given and join 2 girls that let us migrate because we were 3 handsome dudes. ( plus one of them needed a lighter )
i notice one of my buddys disappears. i guess to go piss... and then i accuse these random hoes of stealing my football... but later find out theres 2 other identical ones in the general vicinity. i get in a battle of words and insults with a blonde chick after she says she didn't like me comparing her to julia styles from save the last dance. nearly get in a fight with her boyfriend. end up telling her shes special/unique and nothing like any celebrity because theyre all beneath her in every way. she starts crying and my friends inform me its time to leave
we head to a sushi bar downtown with 2 girls we picked up from the beach only to find out the place closed. the girls dip on us cause they weren't down to see dunkirk. they bus home and i go in a drunken need for speed race to a sushi place that closes at 10. we get there with 20 minutes to spare. i start shouting about how absolutely aweful their food is. asking why the fuck theyed serve me sashimi on pringle chips. i end up stuffing 2 sushi pizzas in a tea cup and throwing it under the table. leave unsatisfied.
we get to the theatre and the movie doesn't start till 10:45. so we start stealing basketballs from the arcade machine and start shooting threes on the other side of the atm's for about 20 minutes ... security comes and isn't even mad we're stealing from them. they just ask us to move closer.
finally get into the movie and i fall asleep an hour in for about 5 seconds. wake up with my head on this milfs tits next to me... she didn't seem to mind
go outside after the movie and see her outside having a smoke. get her number and head home. drop my buddy off and call it a night
this is every other day for me. this is what a weekday is for someone whos retired at age 33..... and its "boring" to some 19 year old cucked faggot jew
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