Another thread about cooking steak...

[elartman1973]

You microwave your steaks?

No..never...im no clevetown. .
What im saying is im let it rest like five minutes....then dig in....if I let it rest longer then it eventually gets to cold for me to fully enjoy about halfway in so I find myself having to nuke it at 15-30 intervals so it doesnt lose its med rare status and stays pinkish red....nuke it longer it turns grey and gross

Sooo you never nuke your steaks but you do nuke your steaks if you've let it sit too long?

I dont cook my steaks in the microwave. ..I may reheat it if its cold though...it works fine if you know how to do it..which I explained already twice...but maybe third time is a charm when explaining it to stupid people

[Lonzo_Ball]

cooking a steak is as easy as making grilled cheese

just dont burn it. brown the outside. warm and runny on the inside... done


there is no perfect way to make it... shit tastes good as long as theres blood left inside

[Wasa]

Meat is murder, consider a plant based diet for your own health, the life of beings around you and the future of the planet.

[vcsgrizzfan]

Meat is murder, consider a plant based diet for your own health, the life of beings around you and the future of the planet.

Please shut up.

Thanks in advance.

[Wasa]

Meat is murder, consider a plant based diet for your own health, the life of beings around you and the future of the planet.

Please shut up.

Thanks in advance.

I won't shut up until I have converted all of Anger General into crossdressing, men-kissing, refugee-loving, atheist communists.

[vcsgrizzfan]

Meat is murder, consider a plant based diet for your own health, the life of beings around you and the future of the planet.

I won't shut up until I have converted all of Anger General into crossdressing, men-kissing, refugee-loving, atheist communists.

Please shut up.

Thanks in advance.

If you won't shut up, at least learn to use the quote function properly.

Thanks in advance.

[Titan18]

Sounds fucking awful.

[Alex_Murphy]

No..never...im no clevetown. .
What im saying is im let it rest like five minutes....then dig in....if I let it rest longer then it eventually gets to cold for me to fully enjoy about halfway in so I find myself having to nuke it at 15-30 intervals so it doesnt lose its med rare status and stays pinkish red....nuke it longer it turns grey and gross

Sooo you never nuke your steaks but you do nuke your steaks if you've let it sit too long?

I dont cook my steaks in the microwave. ..I may reheat it if its cold though...it works fine if you know how to do it..which I explained already twice...but maybe third time is a charm when explaining it to stupid people

Oh! The irony!

[Da Stars.]

cooking a steak is as easy as making grilled cheese

just dont burn it. brown the outside. warm and runny on the inside... done


there is no perfect way to make it... shit tastes good as long as theres blood left inside

Who the hell is this guy???

[Lonzo_Ball]

cooking a steak is as easy as making grilled cheese

just dont burn it. brown the outside. warm and runny on the inside... done


there is no perfect way to make it... shit tastes good as long as theres blood left inside

Who the hell is this guy???

Sit down before you fall down old man

[Da Stars.]

cooking a steak is as easy as making grilled cheese

just dont burn it. brown the outside. warm and runny on the inside... done


there is no perfect way to make it... shit tastes good as long as theres blood left inside

Who the hell is this guy???

Sit down before you fall down old man

Shut the fuck up. Monkey ass.

[lettherebehouse]

Never EVER take cooking advice from Artman. You'd think because he's fat that he'd know how to cook, but he's total amateur hour.

This ^^^

His gig might work around stoned college aged roommates and his 3rd world relatives, but in the advanced world of 1st world cuisine, his laughable shit recipes would never fly.

[elartman1973]

Never EVER take cooking advice from Artman. You'd think because he's fat that he'd know how to cook, but he's total amateur hour.

This ^^^

His gig might work around stoned college aged roommates and his 3rd world relatives, but in the advanced world of 1st world cuisine, his laughable shit recipes would never fly.

I dont have recipes...recipes are for rookies like you...real cooks are intuitive and can create amazing dishes on the fly....thats me...and not you

[LNS]

Artman tries to Cuban-up every fucking meal, so I'm good. I don't need Cuban spices on every dish.

[elartman1973]

Artman tries to Cuban-up every fucking meal, so I'm good. I don't need Cuban spices on every dish.

No I dont...im multi talented and international

[Titan18]

Lol "i microwave my steak when they get cold but I don't actually microwave my steaks" - real life quote from the obese 47 year old virgin

[Da Stars.]

I would rather eat a cold Med rare steak than put in into the micro wave to heat it up. The taste of cold blood with a little salt. Yummy as hell.

[lettherebehouse]

Never EVER take cooking advice from Artman. You'd think because he's fat that he'd know how to cook, but he's total amateur hour.

This ^^^

His gig might work around stoned college aged roommates and his 3rd world relatives, but in the advanced world of 1st world cuisine, his laughable shit recipes would never fly.

I dont have recipes...recipes are for rookies like you...real cooks are intuitive and can create amazing dishes on the fly....thats me...and not you

I don't cook because I'm not A) single like you, B) a faggot like you, and C) fat like you.

[elartman1973]

This ^^^

His gig might work around stoned college aged roommates and his 3rd world relatives, but in the advanced world of 1st world cuisine, his laughable shit recipes would never fly.

I dont have recipes...recipes are for rookies like you...real cooks are intuitive and can create amazing dishes on the fly....thats me...and not you

I don't cook because I'm not A) single like you, B) a faggot like you, and C) fat like you.

You dont cook because you dont know how...period

[lettherebehouse]

I dont have recipes...recipes are for rookies like you...real cooks are intuitive and can create amazing dishes on the fly....thats me...and not you

I don't cook because I'm not A) single like you, B) a faggot like you, and C) fat like you.

You dont cook because you dont know how...period

I know barely enough to get by, if I had to. But then again me not being as depressed, lonely, and fat as you are, being a master chef is something I care very little about. If I want good food, I know where to go. You, you have an obsession with food, which is why you're up at 5am on weekends doing food prep for a Sunday party of 1.