This chick wants to bite my chunk...

[elartman1973]

Been sending me messages to come visit her in cocoa beach and hang out...thing is she recently broke up with an old (work) buddy of mine and I wouldnt know her otherwise..
Plus it may cause trouble for.me at home with the other puss.

Also her dad is "connected". I remember telling her about my ex girlfriend and how she did me wrong and this chick asked if I wanted her "taken care of"...lol
I said no but I havent seen or heard from the ex in years so who knows?

[Robceltsfan]

Why does she want to bite your stomach?

[elartman1973]

Why does she want to bite your stomach?

Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool J

[Robceltsfan]

Why does she want to bite your stomach?

Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool J

I'm keenly familiar. But the only chunk you have is north of your genitalia.

[elartman1973]

Why does she want to bite your stomach?

Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool J

I'm keenly familiar. But the only chunk you have is north of your genitalia.

Stop wasting my motherfucking time with your jibberish..we have all seen your pic and your soft midsection and softer lower midsection

[Robceltsfan]

Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool J

I'm keenly familiar. But the only chunk you have is north of your genitalia.

Stop wasting my motherfucking time with your jibberish..we have all seen your pic and your soft midsection and softer lower midsection

Hi pot, my name is kettle.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

Obviously you arent familiar with old school LL Cool J

I'm keenly familiar. But the only chunk you have is north of your genitalia.

Stop wasting my motherfucking time with your jibberish..we have all seen your pic and your soft midsection and softer lower midsection

Yea your time is real valuable Mr. 58,000 posts.

[AtiliusRegulus]

There is a core group of drug users who sleep with each other. Artman is part of such a group.

[denali4eva]

kennethgriffin2.0...

[AbeVigodaLive]

"KenGriffin get aten tion with this ... i shoo d copy it."

- Arty

[Kennethgriffin]

"KenGriffin get aten tion with this ... i shoo d copy it."

- Arty

i'd have posted text screen shots though... OP isn't as talented as i am

[AbeVigodaLive]

"I'm better than Arty at being mocked and ridiculed while I beg for attention..."

- Griff




[Note: Congrats.]

[Kennethgriffin]

"I'm better than Arty at being mocked and ridiculed while I beg for attention..."

- Griff




[Note: Congrats.]

the mocking/ridiculing was part of the angle


you think i post things on here thinking itel bring me adulation?


i'm the fucking star child bitch

phpBB [video]

[elartman1973]

"I'm better than Arty at being mocked and ridiculed while I beg for attention..."

- Griff




[Note: Congrats.]

the mocking/ridiculing was part of the angle


you think i post things on here thinking itel bring me adulation?


i'm the fucking star child bitch

phpBB [video]

[Havlicekstealsit]

So which one is it. This story, or this one:

Atleast he can get an online girlfriend

OP is stuck using a rolled up towel with a rubber glove/elastic band and vaseline

I have a live in girlfriend for nearly four years now

Or at least a chick whomi share a bed with and have sex with that lives with me

[lettherebehouse]

You're gonna bang a down syndromed version of Maggie Gylenhall? Not much to brag about there bud.

[elartman1973]

A few days ago you said you had a live-in girlfriend of 4-5 years. Guess she's suddenly out of the picture, huh.

Read the op...dont go through life like a moron

[Kingcarl24]

So which one is it. This story, or this one:

Atleast he can get an online girlfriend

OP is stuck using a rolled up towel with a rubber glove/elastic band and vaseline

I have a live in girlfriend for nearly four years now

Or at least a chick whomi share a bed with and have sex with that lives with me

He refers to her as his "other puss". I'm sure she'd love that.

[Havlicekstealsit]

A few days ago you said you had a live-in girlfriend of 4-5 years. Guess she's suddenly out of the picture, huh.

Read the op...dont go through life like a moron

So you'd rather cheat on your live in girlfriend. The epitome of a slimeball.

[LeBronMonsterDunk]

LOL @ Still believing Brown has a live in girlfriend, or a girlfriend at all.