I won't be working today because of food poisoning

gaskill15 · Post by **gaskill15** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:48 am

I haven't been able to keep anything down in like 24 hours. So I'll be on here quite a bit today. Who wants to talk a lot of basketball?

CleveTown™ · Post by **CleveTown™** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:52 am

how can you post or do anything with food poisoning? I was running to the bathroom with diarrhea and throwing up ever 15 minutes then laid in bed with flu like symptoms. I couldn't do anything. But I do recall I was nearly over it at the 24 hour mark. The first 12 hours are lethal though.

elartman1973 · Post by **elartman1973** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:52 am

Next time lay off the Giordanos pizza

gaskill15 · Post by **gaskill15** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:55 am

CleveTown™ wrote:how can you post or do anything with food poisoning? I was running to the bathroom with diarrhea and throwing up ever 15 minutes then laid in bed with flu like symptoms. I couldn't do anything. But I do recall I was nearly over it at the 24 hour mark. The first 12 hours are lethal though.

I've been throwing up every couple hours. I don't think it's as bad as what you've had, but it still sucks. I've been up since about 2am.

gaskill15 · Post by **gaskill15** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:56 am

elartman1973 wrote:Next time lay off the Giordanos pizza

I've never had it.

elartman1973 · Post by **elartman1973** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:58 am

gaskill15 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:Next time lay off the Giordanos pizza
I've never had it.

I had it once...it was terrible..its almost like they forgot to season everything..it all tasted like cardboard...corrugated

elartman1973 · Post by **elartman1973** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:01 am

I had some food get stuck in mid intestine once..i couldnt keep anything down and nothing would come out the other end for about a week..it was horrible and i couldnt sleep due to pain...i had my stomach xrayed and i ended up giving myself two enimas before i was back to normal...its the worst

CleveTown™ · Post by **CleveTown™** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:02 am

elartman1973 wrote:I had some food get stuck in mid intestine once..i couldnt keep anything down and nothing would come out the other end for about a week..it was horrible and i couldnt sleep due to pain...i had my stomach xrayed and i ended up giving myself two enimas before i was back to normal...its the worst

eh...too easy. I'll let this one go.

Bush4Ever · Post by **Bush4Ever** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:02 am

Sweating it out usually helps me in similar situations, especially at night.

Load yourself with sweats/sweaters, climb under a bunch of blankets, take a pill and go to sleep early.

You will feel like Superman in the morning, especially if it is a 24-hour thing and you don't need to vomit anymore.

CleveTown™ · Post by **CleveTown™** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:04 am

Bush4Ever wrote:Sweating it out usually helps me in similar situations, especially at night.

Load yourself with sweats/sweaters, climb under a bunch of blankets, take a pill and go to sleep early.

You will feel like Superman in the morning, especially if it is a 24-hour thing and you don't need to vomit anymore.

that sounds like horrible advice actually.

Buckets · Post by **Buckets** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:20 am

gaskill15 wrote:I haven't been able to keep anything down in like 24 hours. So I'll be on here quite a bit today. Who wants to talk a lot of basketball?

Can't say we don't deserve it but we now gotta play our way into the tournament....ouch.

Although I think we can beat both Tennessee and UMass. No chance with Duke as the play a similar game and are just way more talented. Hopefully you can get better by Wednesday so you'll be able to enjoy a couple cold ones during the game

gaskill15 · Post by **gaskill15** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:25 am

Buckets wrote:
gaskill15 wrote:I haven't been able to keep anything down in like 24 hours. So I'll be on here quite a bit today. Who wants to talk a lot of basketball?
Can't say we don't deserve it but we now gotta play our way into the tournament....ouch.

Although I think we can beat both Tennessee and UMass. No chance with Duke as the play a similar game and are just way more talented. Hopefully you can get better by Wednesday so you'll be able to enjoy a couple cold ones during the game

Yeah Jabari will absolutely eat us alive. I doubt we even get passed Tennessee with the way we've been playing. We still do have a lot of talent, though.

fsuheater · Post by **fsuheater** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:06 pm

Yikes. Sorry. Feel better!

Post by **Y2K** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:12 pm

CleveTown™ wrote:how can you post or do anything with food poisoning? I was running to the bathroom with diarrhea and throwing up ever 15 minutes then laid in bed with flu like symptoms. I couldn't do anything. But I do recall I was nearly over it at the 24 hour mark. The first 12 hours are lethal though.

I've been there. Damn rice got me Hella sick on Christmas Eve 2008.

dunkan5rings · Post by **dunkan5rings** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:15 pm

Shit I gotta puke.

Puke I gotta shit.

Shill Jackson · Post by **Shill Jackson** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:22 pm

there's a nasty intestinal virus going around right now, it has laid up a bunch of sports stars.
You probably have that.

elmerjfudd · Post by **elmerjfudd** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:25 pm

man up!!!

Max · Post by **Max** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:28 pm

Don't return to work until you're 110%.

Make sure you still get paid tho.

Post by **wailuaFC** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:30 pm

elartman1973 wrote:
gaskill15 wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:Next time lay off the Giordanos pizza
I've never had it.
I had it once...it was terrible..its almost like they forgot to season everything..it all tasted like cardboard...corrugated

I'm really glad you specified corrugated cardboard since normal cardboard is one of my favorite meals

lettherebehouse · Post by **lettherebehouse** » Mon Mar 17, 2014 5:31 pm

wailuaFC wrote:
elartman1973 wrote:
gaskill15 wrote:
I've never had it.
I had it once...it was terrible..its almost like they forgot to season everything..it all tasted like cardboard...corrugated
I'm really glad you specified corrugated cardboard since normal cardboard is one of my favorite meals

LOL

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