I missed the ESPYs, should I feel like a better man because of this, or did I miss out?

[lettherebehouse]

You cunts know who my rooting interests are, so did I miss any awards, presenters, performers, or random shots in the crowd of anything of interest? Like did they do a lot of closeups on Albert Pujols dressed to the nines? Any attractive male or female athletes styled up on the red carpet? Any athlete's "dates" showing good clever shots? Was my girl Ciara in the building? Did anybody have one too many beverages?

I have it dvr'd, and missed the show because I wanted to watch "It Follows" with my hyna (which absolutely sucked by the way). I may watch it tonight, or I may delete it soon as I get home today. The replies in this thread will determine which course I take.

[Havlicekstealsit]

Aside from Rousey burning Mayweather (likely scripted) and the internet world naturally sharting itself because Caitlyn Jenner won an award (definitely scripted), you didn't miss much.

[somberbostonian]

They'll replay the show a billion times on ESPN/ESPN2 over the next week.

[Robceltsfan]

Ben Affleck looked drunk to me and I think he was getting paid to introduce Derek Jeter with his award. No self-respecting Red Sox fan would do that fucking shit voluntarily.

[somberbostonian]

REVEALED: Caitlyn Jenner's reps 'demanded ESPYs award in exchange for PR plugs and Diane Sawyer interview'

[zombiesonics]

REVEALED: Caitlyn Jenner's reps 'demanded ESPYs award in exchange for PR plugs and Diane Sawyer interview'

[zombiesonics]

And I thought ESPN was a respectable network that handled themselves with integrity. I'm crushed.

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