WHO'S READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

[kobeunderbite]

Abe is a lifeless robot who can't invest in anything, let alone sports, emotionally.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Abe is a lifeless robot who can't invest in anything, let alone sports, emotionally.

That's only because I don't have a soul.

Don't make fun.

[Bush4Ever]

Abe is a lifeless robot who can't invest in anything, let alone sports, emotionally.

Abe always trys to find the Goldilocks spot ("just right") with respect to investment, so that he doesn't seem like an "oddball loner" *and* he doesn't seem like a rube.

For example, dancing. Whereas I would say that I simply don't enjoy dancing and that honestly, it's (sometimes) dumb, and then not make a special effort to go dancing ever, Abe would go to "da club" and start moving around a bit, but not *so* much where he stood out in the crowd.

Or football. I don't really like football much, so I don't watch or go to games. Abe would be scared of that level of indepence from the group, but wouldn't be caught dead painting his body in team colors or wearing a jersey of a player half his age.

#analysis

[Deez]

The sport is madly overrated.

Tennis > Football

[gaskill15]

I can't wait to see me some Mariota this year. This is the most excited I've been in awhile.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Abe is a lifeless robot who can't invest in anything, let alone sports, emotionally.

Abe always trys to find the Goldilocks spot ("just right") with respect to investment, so that he doesn't seem like an "oddball loner" *and* he doesn't seem like a rube.

For example, dancing. Whereas I would say that I simply don't enjoy dancing and that honestly, it's (sometimes) dumb, and then not make a special effort to go dancing ever, Abe would go to "da club" and start moving around a bit, but not *so* much where he stood out in the crowd.

Or football. I don't really like football much, so I don't watch or go to games. Abe would be scared of that level of indepence from the group, but wouldn't be caught dead painting his body in team colors or wearing a jersey of a player half his age.

#analysis

There's very little chance I will be going to "da club."

[elmouse03]

I think the LFL is going on right now

[Bush4Ever]

There's very little chance I will be going to "da club."

Would you dance at weddings, "friendly gatherings", etc...even if you dislike dancing?

I think you would. You would find the place firmly in the middle between doing what you want to really do (and standing out) and overcompensating like a rube (and standing out).

For dancing, that's probably standing somewhere inbetween the outer and inner groupings, swaying your body and bobbing your head like a Peanuts character.

[AbeVigodaLive]

There's very little chance I will be going to "da club."

Would you dance at weddings, "friendly gatherings", etc...even if you dislike dancing?

I think you would. You would find the place firmly in the middle between doing what you want to really do (and standing out) and overcompensating like a rube (and standing out).

For dancing, that's probably standing somewhere inbetween the outer and inner groupings, swaying your body and bobbing your head like a Peanuts character.

I saw a trailer for the Peanuts movie.

That cartoon has not aged well. It seems almost as dated as many of the traditional wedding songs I dance to occasionally.

[Kingcarl24]

There's very little chance I will be going to "da club."

Would you dance at weddings, "friendly gatherings", etc...even if you dislike dancing?

I think you would. You would find the place firmly in the middle between doing what you want to really do (and standing out) and overcompensating like a rube (and standing out).

For dancing, that's probably standing somewhere inbetween the outer and inner groupings, swaying your body and bobbing your head like a Peanuts character.

I saw a trailer for the Peanuts movie.

That cartoon has not aged well. It seems almost as dated as many of the traditional wedding songs I dance to occasionally.

My kids love the old Peanuts movies. They watch them often. I forgot just how mean everyone is to each other in those movies. No wonder Charlie Brown is depressed. He can't go anywhere without being called a blockhead.

[vcsgrizzfan]

I'll be ready when the GOAT, Tom Brady, is freed from the shackles of Roger Goodell.

[Bush4Ever]

I saw a trailer for the Peanuts movie.

That cartoon has not aged well. It seems almost as dated as many of the traditional wedding songs I dance to occasionally.

Update yourself my man...it's the new age:

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[AbeVigodaLive]

Would you dance at weddings, "friendly gatherings", etc...even if you dislike dancing?

I think you would. You would find the place firmly in the middle between doing what you want to really do (and standing out) and overcompensating like a rube (and standing out).

For dancing, that's probably standing somewhere inbetween the outer and inner groupings, swaying your body and bobbing your head like a Peanuts character.

I saw a trailer for the Peanuts movie.

That cartoon has not aged well. It seems almost as dated as many of the traditional wedding songs I dance to occasionally.

My kids love the old Peanuts movies. They watch them often. I forgot just how mean everyone is to each other in those movies. No wonder Charlie Brown is depressed. He can't go anywhere without being called a blockhead.

I didn't like those cartoons, even as a kid.

Needless to say... I wasn't impressed when St. Paul decided to put 9,775 statues of various characters around the city to show off we're a bunch of provincial rubes. (Charles Shulze was born here or something)

[lettherebehouse]

The sport is madly overrated.

I've never been less of a football fan than I am right now.



[Note: This will change when the Vikings go 12 - 4 and reach the NFC Championship Game. I will cheer for them wildly at that point, only to see them lose in heartbreaking fashion that's almost inconceivable.]

I'd pay good money to see Abe actually have an emotional reaction to something that occurs in a sporting event.

[denali4eva]

The sport is madly overrated.

I've never been less of a football fan than I am right now.



[Note: This will change when the Vikings go 12 - 4 and reach the NFC Championship Game. I will cheer for them wildly at that point, only to see them lose in heartbreaking fashion that's almost inconceivable.]

I'd pay good money to see Abe actually have an emotional reaction to something that occurs in a sporting event.

I'd pay good money to see him actually have an emotional reaction to something that occurs in his life, PERIOD!

[wailuaFC]

Seahawks vs who in the Super Bowl? Maybe they'll meet the 49ers in the NFC championsh..... Hahahaha. I almost said it with a straight face.

Dude, don't kick us while we're down, that's just rude

[jordanzone]

..just like every year, I'm always ready for the next season the day after the Superbowl...HOF next month, fantasy draft coupled with preseason...it can never get here soon enough...

[Shill Jackson]

I've been watching Ballers just because its about football

[WeaponX20]

I am.. Phuckin a