OK, so my dumb ass (you will laugh)

[WeaponX20]

Tonight we decide to make tacos. While waiting for said tacos, my lady decided she was gonna say some slick shit, so just goofing around I tossed the lids to the cans from the beans to either side of her.

Well she threw one back that completely missed me, and the other one came towards my face. I blocked that shit like I was a Tae Kwon Do student or something and thought it was pretty bad ass.. Like I kind of backhanded it before it hit my face.

I then talked a little smack, before realizing that bitch was throbbing and looked down.

Needless to say, I gashed my shit open lol.. Its like right between my middle knuckle and bottom knuckle on my index finger:|

[Repeat3peat]

Tonight we decide to make tacos. While waiting for said tacos, my lady decided she was gonna say some slick shit, so just goofing around I tossed the lids to the cans from the beans to either side of her.

Well she threw one back that completely missed me, and the other one came towards my face. I blocked that shit like I was a Tae Kwon Do student or something and thought it was pretty bad ass.. Like I kind of backhanded it before it hit my face.

I then talked a little smack, before realizing that bitch was throbbing and looked down.

Needless to say, I gashed my shit open lol.. Its like right between my middle knuckle and bottom knuckle on my index finger:|

tell her you're gonna have to soak it in cider...

[Incognito]

You guys throw can tops around like ninja stars?

[thatoothpick45]

[WeaponX20]

You guys throw can tops around like ninja stars?

I was strategically throwing them past her, she launched em at me lol

[denali4eva]

And you guys are responsible for a little one?

[americaninfidel]

You guys throw can tops around like ninja stars?

He ain't called Weapon for nothing.

[Ghostown42]

Pretty bad ass, weaponx20. More dangerous than all the fake "alpha" bitches on this board.

[WeaponX20]

And you guys are responsible for a little one?

Indeed. He's rather amazing

[WeaponX20]

Pretty bad ass, weaponx20. More dangerous than all the fake "alpha" bitches on this board.

I felt like a basic bitch trying to get that shit to stop bleeding lol

[Incognito]

I remember me and my brother were breaking pieces of particle board into rectangles and throwing them at each other like idiots. Anyway, he throws a piece and it hits me right above the bridge of my nose. Blood was pouring down my face like a money shot except no sperm was involved. I'm lucky I didn't get blinded.

[WeaponX20]

I remember me and my brother were breaking pieces of particle board into rectangles and throwing them at each other like idiots. Anyway, he throws a piece and it hits me right above the bridge of my nose. Blood was pouring down my face like a money shot except no sperm was involved. I'm lucky I didn't get blinded.

Its kinda funny because I was just talking about how crazy it is how if shit hits you just the right way it just splits open.

Like 3 hours later I tried to ninja and split my finger like a dick

[Incognito]

I remember me and my brother were breaking pieces of particle board into rectangles and throwing them at each other like idiots. Anyway, he throws a piece and it hits me right above the bridge of my nose. Blood was pouring down my face like a money shot except no sperm was involved. I'm lucky I didn't get blinded.

Its kinda funny because I was just talking about how crazy it is how if shit hits you just the right way it just splits open.

Like 3 hours later I tried to ninja and split my finger like a dick

Mild freak accident.

[swampgator]

If you were a true bad ass you would have done something like this:



or this:

[WeaponX20]

If you were a true bad ass you would have done something like this:



or this:

I did the matrix the first time.. I dodged that one.

It was when I tried to get cute with it that blood was shed haha

[swampgator]

If you were a true bad ass you would have done something like this:



or this:

I did the matrix the first time.. I dodged that one.

It was when I tried to get cute with it that blood was shed haha

Sweet that you dodged the first one, but you should have just stopped the second attempt mid air.

[WeaponX20]

If you were a true bad ass you would have done something like this:



or this:

I did the matrix the first time.. I dodged that one.

It was when I tried to get cute with it that blood was shed haha

Sweet that you dodged the first one, but you should have just stopped the second attempt mid air.

Touche