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I haven't shaved in like 5 days. It's not a good look for me.
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I made a bet with my college roommate. We went a winter break without shaving (4 weeks). The rest of the dorm floor voted for best beard at the end of it.

My roommate had a great goatee, but it was splotchy at best elsewhere. I had a white trash-looking cheesy mustache, chin scruff, huge mutton chops and an awesomely scary neckbeard. Put us together and we'd have been a pretty mean looking lumberjack. As it was... both of us were laughed at and they called it a draw. And neither of us won any money.

This made them laugh at us even more.



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AbeVigodaLive wrote:I made a bet with my college roommate. We went a winter break without shaving (4 weeks). The rest of the dorm floor voted for best beard at the end of it.

My roommate had a great goatee, but it was splotchy at best elsewhere. I had a white trash-looking cheesy mustache, chin scruff, huge mutton chops and an awesomely scary neckbeard. Put us together and we'd have been a pretty mean looking lumberjack. As it was... both of us were laughed at and they called it a draw. And neither of us won any money.

This made them laugh at us even more.



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Yeah, I usually go with the goatee and sideburns. The rest of it is not good. I didn't have to work all week until today so I let things go. I kind of forgot about it this morning and I've been hiding in shame most of the day.
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Very nice gainesville
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anyone with facial hair look unkempt and trashy. I stay smooth OR one unshaven, 2 days is pushing it, and 3 is unacceptable. I take pride in the way I look. Many people in America, typically white people, sorry to say brothers and sisters, have no sense of fashion AT. ALL.
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Yeah, not my thing. Are beards some sort of hipster look now? I notice in my step brothers' pics on FB that most everyone in their crowd is sporting them.
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swampgator wrote:Yeah, not my thing. Are beards some sort of hipster look now? I notice in my step brothers' pics on FB that most everyone in their crowd is sporting them.
Everyone in america has a goatee or some sort of facial hair. I did too. Then i came to korea and saw the light...theyre all clean shaven here. Then i went back home to visit and all the men loomed dirty trashy and poor with facial hair. Women dont lime it either

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CleveTown™ wrote:
swampgator wrote:Yeah, not my thing. Are beards some sort of hipster look now? I notice in my step brothers' pics on FB that most everyone in their crowd is sporting them.
Everyone in america has a goatee or some sort of facial hair. I did too. Then i came to korea and saw the light...theyre all clean shaven here. Then i went back home to visit and all the men loomed dirty trashy and poor with facial hair. Women dont lime it either

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I hope women don't lime it. The acidity of the citrus juice would probably hurt, especially right after shaving.
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Just accept lime is like. Using a phone to post sucks but at leastr i understand the fatman now when he posts jacked up words

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Women don't shave their bush in Korea but don't like when guys have facial hair? What a hypocritical, gross species of women.
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