I think I'm going to bang my dental hygienist

[lettherebehouse]

Dental employees never bang their patients. After knowing the corrosive state of their patient's primary orifice, do you really think they'll voluntarily go anywhere near an intimate's reach of it off the clock?

[elartman1973]

Provide a pic of a celebrity she looks like

[zombiesonics]

Good. Hit her with the old smash and dash.

[Incognito]

It won't happen. You've gotten all the oral you'll ever get from her.

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[zombiesonics]

Good. Hit her with the old smash and dash.

No. The whole point of it is she's a woman I could see a future with. I'll go to Gator City if I just want to get laid by some young chick.

Well, judging by the title of this thread, I thought you were looking for some fast pussy.

[AbeVigodaLive]

Are you planning on banging her during your next appointment?

[Shill Jackson]

Provide a pic of a celebrity she looks like

[LookAway]

She's a cool country gal and I've been getting the no husband/boyfriend vibe from her. She's a couple of years older than me too, so she doesn't play all those weird white wimminz games. I can tell that she's from the old school.

I'm currently dating a dental assistant who has seen and worked on the horrors of my mouth ($14k worth of damage). They can be had. They probably don't make as much money as you think though.

Wouldn't it have been cheaper to get a platinum grill? I could have saved you tons of money with my latest invention

[Yuh]

Does she know this?


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[AbeVigodaLive]

Does she know this?


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He'll let her know afterwards.

[Yuh]

Does she know this?


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He'll let her know afterwards.

Probably not the best idea unless you're dying to be confined to a cell for the next 10 years.


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[AbeVigodaLive]

Does she know this?


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He'll let her know afterwards.

Probably not the best idea unless you're dying to be confined to a cell for the next 10 years.


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Gator, don't tell her after! Tell her first!

Whew. I hope he didn't take my advice already.

[dunkan5rings]

jjgator says he's "beta", but (going along with these arbitrary subjective "beta" and "alpha" labels)...gator is in fact "alpha" because he's single, he's earning good money, and he doesn't owe a hoe chaL' sappowt and alimony aka vaginamony money.

Also, I think it was Madness that mentioned that he's spending Mad(nesss) money on his new girlfriend on dates, drinks, and what not...yeah...she's a prostitute as all girlfriends are. But of course, most men will deny it in order to make themselves feel better lol.

"Nah nah yo...I buy her shit cause I want to...and she gives me pussy in return..." (sound familiar ?)

The ONLY reason most men including myself ever date or dated was for the pussy/sex, that's it. You take sex outta the picture and there's no way you're going to put up with a chick's drama, PMS, nagging, shit-testing, and illogical psychotic irrational thought process and behavior.

Starting a family is an entirely different beast. You HAVE TO heavily screen and set up a stringent criteria in order to weed out the less desirable unfit women from the more stable ones *who would make good mothers* (as most women do not); easier said than done.

For example, off the top of my head, here are some deal-breakers:

-she slept with more than 3 guys in her lifetime (no sense of loyalty/impulse control, she got passed around and now you're going to clean up by marrying her ? lol@you)
-she goes clubbing and bar-hopping EVEN IF it's just "after work to relieve stress", never trust that setup/environment
-she was spanked and/or abused as a child and/or has daddy issues (she's going to take it out on YOU)
-she pops pharmaceutical pills/she's on anti-psychotic/depression medication <---epidemic nowadays
-she drinks more than you do (she'll blame it on the alcohol if she cheats/the SHTF)
-she has kids (the most degrading thing a *single* man without kids can do is try to clean up another man's mess...***** find your OWN woman to start a NEW family with from scratch)
-her bible is Cosmopolitan magazine and her God is (you go gurL) Oprah or Wendy Williams
-she was raised around ghetto culture, sHit-Hop and cRap music, thugs, etc. nuff said
-she has lots of "guy friends" (yes, she has either fucked or will be fucking them in the future), can't trust that setup either, RUN!

Just a few deal-breakers when looking for a wifey/motherly material woman...easier said than done as they are RARE nowadays.

[Thedictator]

Did u bang her?

[Alex_Murphy]

I miss dunkan

[Shill Jackson]

I miss dunkan

Duncan dat azz

[Uncontroversial]

hmm......i was literally banging my dental assistant when this thread was made. But apparently i didnt make this thread, because duncan references my girlfriend in a post.

[Bush4Ever.]

I really, really miss Dunkan.

[Uncontroversial]

I really, really miss Dunkan.

Maybe y’all shouldn’t have called him the N word over and over?

[Titan18]

Oh looks like JJ made this thread. Awkward. Thought it was house and was ready to give him a virtual fist bump.