"Jared Lorenzen got a Super Bowl ring as Eli Manning’s backup in Super Bowl XLII, and the former University of Kentucky quarterback is now playing for the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of the CIFL.
He’s also, uh, not quite in the shape he was as an NFL quarterback. The River Monsters list him at 320 pounds on the roster, which is probably generous."
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Ex-Giants QB Jared Lorenzen weighs 320 pounds
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I remember that fat fuck playing at Kentucky.
Re: Ex-Giants QB Jared Lorenzen weighs 320 pounds
Wasn't that Jamarcus Russell's playing weight?
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ClosewailuaFC wrote:Wasn't that Jamarcus Russell's playing weight?
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Re: Ex-Giants QB Jared Lorenzen weighs 320 pounds
Did you see the .gifs though of him on his feet. He's actually kind of nimble for being that size.
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What a bum that guy was.wailuaFC wrote:Wasn't that Jamarcus Russell's playing weight?
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But he could throw a ball 60 yards sitting down. Al Davis knew just how bad his offensive line was so he needed a quarterback that could throw the ball off his asszombiesonics wrote:What a bum that guy was.wailuaFC wrote:Wasn't that Jamarcus Russell's playing weight?
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He would throw the ball over his head to avoid the sack.AbeVigodaLive wrote:I remember that fat fuck playing at Kentucky.